Asks

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ask questions from the heart: the remix Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits! Except for that. RULES ○ Don’t leave your comment blank. This go ‘round, your character asks the love-adjacent and related questions!

Comments

[immaterialgirl]

...
What.

Oh. You thought this was about you? Don't flatter yourself. You're not the only divorced man out there.

[juniorvarsitycap]

You can't deny the similarities.

[immaterialgirl]

[oh she can deny so much.]
Look, I know you're going through a rough time and probably looking for some validation.

But I'm just.. asking for a friend.

[juniorvarsitycap]

You don't have any friends.

[immaterialgirl]

Hah.

Scott Lang.

[they knew each other about two weeks after she tried to kill him... like a decade ago. but yeah that's the closest thing she had to a friend.

and the only other divorced dad she knows.]

[juniorvarsitycap]

So you're asking all this for Scott?

[immaterialgirl]

...

Yes.
[ok but why does the cover up feel even more embarrassing]

[juniorvarsitycap]

You sure?

[immaterialgirl]

Yeah. I like that whole... growing big thing he does. It's very, you know. Enticing.

[oh god kill her]

[juniorvarsitycap]

So you like it big.

[immaterialgirl]

... [that sure was the implication she made wasn't it]

Mhm. So big. Nice and... [holds her hands apart in what she estimates a big penis would be, and it's probably hilariously off] long.

So you don't have to worry.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Well, that's a relief. Now I don't have to let you down gently.

[immaterialgirl]

Hah... ha. That would be so very humiliating, wouldn't it. For you. To think such a thing. Glad we could avoid such a misunderstanding.

[yep, seems like a great night to go lay in her glass box.]

[juniorvarsitycap]

[Sure does.]

I hope things go well with Scott. Even if he seems like a bit of a douche.

[immaterialgirl]

Just have to lure him in and tie him up again. You know how it goes.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Can't say that I do.

[immaterialgirl]

Yeah. Guess you wouldn't.

Anyway. If anyone needs me...
[they don't, and honestly she doubts anyone will notice her missing at all.]
I have other matters to attend to.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Good luck.