Asks

[processions]

ask questions from the heart: the remix Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits! Except for that. RULES ○ Don’t leave your comment blank. This go ‘round, your character asks the love-adjacent and related questions!

Comments

[endof_theline]

Wait...

What?

All of you, just- do this?

Regularly?

[immaterialgirl]

I'm not sure I'd say regularly. Just sometimes it's the best option.

You don't have to be judgy about it. I'm sure you've done your fair share.

[endof_theline]

I have not.

Not... that I'm being judgy about it. I'm not. I'm just.

Shocked?

[immaterialgirl]

Shocked?

Bob was meant to come along with us. At first I was just going to go at it alone, but realized I couldn't quite get up by myself.
And then it was Bob's idea, that we do it back to back. Except Yelena kept complaining he was wet. And Walker thought I had a hard butt.
Then Bob kept going on about cucumbers.

Anyway Walker of course got a little selfish and went first.

[endof_theline]

Sounds like you all really worked... together. Very hard.

Is this one of those team bonding things in modern times?

I'm not surprised on the Walker front, but. Should I be included in this? Am I supposed to be? Or...

Would you all rather I just wasn't?

[immaterialgirl]

Not sure we're really comparable to other teams, but what would I know. I usually don't trust anyone else. I barely even knew them. But Yelena ended up on my back, and restrained Bob by the ankle. And then Walker made sure we were all fine. So I guess that's bonding.

I mean it was a bit of a you had to be there moment. Not sure if we exactly planned a repeat. But since you ended up tying us all up, I figured you were into it.

Unless you planned on pegging it without us. I know you have people you like better.

[endof_theline]

...

....Sounds like some very intense, heavy bonding. Honestly I didn't think you all trusted each other that much, but- that's. It's good. I guess it's... it's good.

Tying you up? Wait... when?

I'm not going after anyone else. I'm here with you.

[immaterialgirl]

With those chitauri cuffs. In the abandoned auto shop in the desert?
[good lord she knew you were old, but she didn't think he was going senile. but maybe it's the constant brain freeze and thaw.]

Well. Good. Because it makes us all look a bit like pathetic cowards if it's just us retreating and you stay behind to get your ass kicked.

[endof_theline]

Yeah, I remember that, but I'm not really sure what that has to do with any of this?

Why would you retreat if this is a team bonding thing? Wouldn't we all be doing it together?

Can we refer to it as something other than ass kicking? It's more like.... ass appreciating?

[immaterialgirl]

Because if you hadn't rounded us all up and forced us to cooperate, we were just going to go our separate ways after all that.
So really it's thanks to you we're much of a team at all. So if you weren't planning on sticking it out with us, just because your friend doesn't like us...

I mean that's the idea, yes. That's why I grabbed your arm on the way out.

Why, has hr been talking to you too?

[endof_theline]

So now... Now you're inviting me to be a part of your- pegging situation. Which I appreciate but- I don't know. I really don't know. I'll have think about it.

When is the next...bonding thing?

HR? They're involved in this too???

Threadjack!

[masklessmerc]

...You have HR? The disgraced Captain America wannabe said you didn't have one.