Asks

[processions]

ask questions from the heart: the remix Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits! Except for that. RULES ○ Don’t leave your comment blank. This go ‘round, your character asks the love-adjacent and related questions!

Comments

[ciadirector]

*Butt

Did you want a statistic or a youtube tutorial?

[endof_theline]

Wow- how utterly and completely mature of you.

I'm not watching a video tutorial.

[ciadirector]

Well would you rather see a live demonstration?
I have a peach and a purple strap on.

[endof_theline]

NO. God, no. Fuck.

A peach? A what? You know what? No. Never mind. No.

imagery for his nightmares

[ciadirector]

A purple, glittery strap on. Keep up.

Attached is a store bought 12 inches, to fuck a man right in the ass.
The peach was just for a snack.

And so begins the five stages of grief lmao

[endof_theline]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You're full of shit. You're absolutely full of shit.

lmaooo god

[ciadirector]

Actually, I've never been more serious in my life.

[endof_theline]

No, you're doing this just to try and shock me.

That's what you do.

[ciadirector]

You attended my impeachment trial and it shocks you that I'd want to fuck a man in the ass?

[endof_theline]

That's not the part I'm talking about and you know it.

skull emoji

[ciadirector]

Well if you don't want to see evidence, then you'll just have to ask Fury as my witness.

[endof_theline]

I have so many questions but I'll keep them all to myself.

I'm going away for the weekend.

[ciadirector]

You can always ask when you get back, if you're still curious.

Have a good weekend.

[ Everyone seems to be going on vacation lately, maybe it's about time she goes somewhere new. ]