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FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

[skeleta]

I'd give you a respectful little kiss for all the lovely work you do, how 'bout that?

[sewnshuts]

[ Papa, please. Don't make him blush. Not that you can tell, mind, but the principle of the matter! ]

...ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴄᴏꜱᴛᴜᴍᴇꜱ ꜱᴜɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴛʜᴇɴ?

[ He thinks the hat is a nice touch. ]

[skeleta]

My sweet demonic friend, I have never felt so fancy in my life. [ A little flaunting flourish. ] How did you get so talented?

[sewnshuts]

[ Let's see how the fabric flows, then. And he can manage: ]

ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇ. ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ.

[ Although few of his subjects have worn his designs with so much panache, if he says so himself. Suffer a craftsman to admire his handiwork without seeming vain? ]

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ?

[ Despite a few of them reaching out, he's yet to entirely mesh with touring ghouls.

They're so...flashy. ]

[skeleta]

Oh, looking fantastic, of course, of course! They've swapped hats around a little, but, eh — all part of the settling in, I think. Some of 'em too wiggly to keep a tophat on, that kind of thing. They love your work, you know.

[ He's gotten the inkling that the Tailor hasn't quite bonded with them, so maybe he can grease the wheels a little with deserved compliments. ]

[sewnshuts]

[ His head tilts upwards, much akin to a cat shown a delectable treat. Attention? Positive reinforcement? He? Did?? Good??? ]

ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏ? [ SKEPTICAL but invested, now. ] ᴡᴀs ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛs ᴛᴏᴏ...ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏsᴇ.

[ He can't help it. In his day, he's repaired a lot of habits for his girlfriend and the imagery just worked. ]

ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᵖⁱⁿ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅs.

[ Ah, there's that ghoul-itude. ]

[skeleta]

[ Ohhhh, the temptation to pat him on the head is so strong, but he resists. This time. ]

Nah, I don't think they're big subtlety guys, don't you worry. They're loving having something to swing around! [ A little demonstrative head-toss. ]

Pins aren't a bad idea. A couple of 'em might even be into that. [ Freaks (affectionate). ]