Teatster Sunday

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

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[concierto]

Well, someone did. Seeing as you're a god cut from marble.

[Opp, he is a god.]

[abyssbound]

[ Straight to horny jail.

Would Venti still feel that way if he knew that Asura is essentially a mass of tentacles piloting a meat suit? ]

The only one putting that much thought into it is you.

[concierto]

[Yes----------]

Have you never looked at yourself in a mirror, Asura?

[abyssbound]

Not often. [ Because again, he doesn't put that much thought into it. ]

[concierto]

Then you should look twice. And then again! And maybe then you'll see that you're a beautiful work of art, my dear Asura.

[abyssbound]

The problem with that idea is that I do know what I look like, I just don't care as much as you do. [ And the only person he really thinks is a work of art is his husband. ]

[concierto]

Have you never cared what another person might think of you? I'm sure someone has called you beautiful before.

[Where is this husband.]

[abyssbound]

Not since I was a child. I stopped caring what others thought of me when the only person who didn't think I was a half-demon mongrel died. [ Sorry to get morbid there, but... ]

[ Alas, his husband can't remember him thanks to some laser-guided amnesia.

...Not that a pesky thing like amnesia has stopped Taishakuten from trying to hunt him down. The man is tenacious. ]