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[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Arlecchino ― genshin impact ― ota

[ashenhands]

scott summers | x-men '97

[rubyvision]

barret wallace | ffvii

[doesthevoices]

peter parker | mcu | m/m 21+

[millennialspidey]

dante | devil may cry

[evanesrank]

[saudadist]

whatever you left to do this morning must've been important if you left your boxers on my couch like this

natalie scatorccio — yellowjackets

[scatorccio]

shauna shipman — yellowjackets

[diarying]

rick o'connell | the mummy

[filthyrude]

[strumpet]

thank you for your help last night, though I wish you hadn’t run off that quickly..

natasha romanoff ― mcu ― f/f

[malinovyy]

shin | sakamoto days

[400meters]

[ probably misfires? or m/m 20+ ]

spike spiegel (cowboy bebop)

[adyingdream]

[sleepinghunter]

the fact that you have a death wish and you're hot annoys me
ps we need more food

trevor belmont ― castlevania ― ota

[inmydinner]

erik killmonger | mcu | m/f

[scarsonscars]

georgia graves — original

[frontierpire]

faith josephine flintlock — original

[frontierswoman]

matt murdock — mcu

[catholica]

nanami kento | jujutsu kaisen

[choukin]

a. Under no circumstances am I going out drinking with you.
I know that you're just going to paw at me like a piece of meat.
You get that look in your eyes.

b. The next time you send me a picture like that when I'm preparing to give a presentation, you are going to regret it, do you understand me?

c. Your health is very important to me, don't get me wrong.
But is there a particular reason I just received an invite to an "Ovulation Tracker"?
I didn't even know there was an app for that.

d. [ Or dealer's choice. OTA, crosscanon, gender, age, go nuts with it. ]

b

[peoplewatch]

But it's not like anyone else is around. Why not have a break?

ethel constance evelyn caine — original

[vampification]

aki hayakawa | chainsawman

[kontractor]

a. [ First, a picture message will come through of a very shirtless and sweaty Aki standing in front of a mirror. He is clearly doing some workout progress here. The effect is flattering on his lean-cut physique. ]

Delete that.
Immediately.
That was an accident.
Don't even look at it.

b. [ Someone is at a drinking party after work, and... ]

i dont get drunk is fine
i just wanted to tell you that you have pretty eyes
that's all

c. I just said I would cook for you, I didn't intend for there to be any expectations or obligations.
Not that I'm saying no.

d. [ Or dealer's choice.  OTA, crosscanon, gender, age, go nuts with it. ]

frank castle | marvel tv | ota

[thegoodbad]

( 25+, open to misfires )

[mknight]

Saw your photo in the papers this morning
You weren’t even trying not to look hot

loid forger | spy x family

[forgedfamily]

Hook | ouat | m/f

[oceanliner]

Carol Danvers | MCU | F/M

[protectoroftheskies]

during the 5 years like that thread we have ahaha

[dysmorphics]

We should probably use your ship next time. My landlord is great but she'll still bill me for repairs.

duncan idaho | dune

[heretodie]

Donatello | Rise of the TMNT | OTA

[soft_shelled]

[Cool with misfires as well as cross canon/medium and assumed CR.]