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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-28 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
I really do not feel like dealing with the chaos of her having to take it back from you. Do you even want to start using a sword?
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[personal profile] decohere 2025-03-28 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
think i can handle her just fine, or were you not paying attention while you were on the ground every time you tried to get in between?

i could. if nothing else, seems good for aura farming. as the kids call it.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-28 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you are very funny. That is very funny.

What in the fuck is aura farming?
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[personal profile] decohere 2025-03-28 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
i'd have had her, if you and the bumbling fool hadn't gotten in my way.

i don't actually know. sounded trendy.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-28 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
See, that sounds very much like acknowledging that you did not, in fact, 'handle her just fine.' Amazing how I could get in your way and also be on the ground so much, hm?

It sounds stupid, that is what it sounds like.
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[personal profile] decohere 2025-03-28 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
i didn't complete the assignment, no. but i maintained tactical advantage. while you kept hiding behind boxes, might i remind.

either way, it's rightfully mine now.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-28 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You really want someone to tell you that you did a good job, hm? Adorable.

It is not, but let's make this easier. What do you want?
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[personal profile] decohere 2025-03-28 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
that's between me and my therapist, chatgpt.

hm. what do you bring to the table?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-29 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
It was until you started waving a banner saying 'praise me' in my face with all the commentary. Consider it a free gift: you did very well, призракуш.

You know what I bring to the table.
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[personal profile] decohere 2025-03-29 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
i could have left the rest of you to incinerate, don't forget.

elbows and leftover takeout?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-29 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
That was not enough praise for you?
Anyway, too late now, you did not. Welcome to the consequences of that choice.

That is insulting. I could also bring a homecooked meal or fresh takeout.
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[personal profile] decohere 2025-03-29 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
just that you should be a little more forthcoming in your expression of gratitude.

you cook?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-29 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Agree to disagree.

Yes, I cook.
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[personal profile] decohere 2025-03-29 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
this is why i usually don't bother doing nice things

without poison?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-29 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Nice is a matter of perspective.

I have not killed anyone with poison since I was... thirteen, I think? That is for children.
Yes, without poison.
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[personal profile] decohere 2025-03-29 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
will refrain from further efforts.

considering you failed in your other methods of taking me out.
fine. dinner.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-29 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Do as you like.

I would say I stopped trying, and am not going to start trying again, rather than I failed, but this is also a matter of perspective.
You want me to make you dinner in exchange for Antonia's sword?
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[personal profile] decohere 2025-03-29 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
always do.

look, fine, i appreciate you figuring out that we were all set up before i took you all out. it was very perceptive of you.
sure, probably more than i'd get for it at a pawn shop.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-29 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't believe you.
Walker might give you the speech about being grateful to be alive you're looking for.

...Okay. Thank you.
You were not going to pawn it. What meal do you want?
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[personal profile] decohere 2025-03-30 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
and what evidence do you possibly have to counterclaim?
i'm very uninterested in anything he has to say at the present moment.

i could've.
whatever your specialty is.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-30 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
I need evidence to doubt your claim?
At the present moment specifically? Did he do something?

You would not have.
Generally, Russian. Or macaroni and cheese. But if there is a recipe, I can make it.
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[personal profile] decohere 2025-03-30 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
that's typically necessary in debunking, yes.
showing off baby pictures again.

because it wouldn't have been worth much. not exactly a collectors item.
sure, russian.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-30 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not trying to debunk, just stating my opinion.
Ah.

No. Because you know what it is like to have very little that is yours.
Okay. You have to give me some type of clue about what types of food you do and do not like, though.
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[personal profile] decohere 2025-03-30 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
opinions about me are generally discouraged.

... interesting thing to tell somebody that steals for a living.

[not incorrect, just...]
don't like mushy. or slimy. or anything that drips all over when you eat it.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-03-30 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Too bad, I have them.

I don't find it to be inherently contradictory, I am sure you usually steal from people who have plenty.
How unfortunate. But okay, I can work with that.

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