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[white_widow]

It was very offensive. Where were you even trying to go?

[hawk_shot]

Not to bed?

[white_widow]

No plans other than that?

It was very strange to have to put that much effort into getting you in bed, truly.

[hawk_shot]

Ok, fine. So what if I wanted to go downstairs and find that blonde and shove her stupid StarkPhone up her ass?

I was being stealthy.
And a little drunk.

[white_widow]

...Why did you want to do that?

You were more than a little drunk, миленький.

[hawk_shot]

Because she had the worst taste in the world, talked shit about Chappell Roan and was kinda homophobic?

That and being with you was the highlight of the night.

[white_widow]

Oh. I suppose I should have been paying more attention to what she was saying.

I rank second?
That does fit with the fact that you do not want to go to bed with me, I do not know why I am surprised.

[hawk_shot]

No, you were too busy being gorgeous and charismatic and badass and perfect.

It's not like I didn't want to go to bed with you.
I kinda
I wanted to go back to the bar and make the world right again.

[white_widow]

Is that what I was doing? I thought I was too busy staring at you. I had no idea I was multitasking to that degree.

Aw. You are very sweet.

[hawk_shot]

I think it's like an unconscious thing.
Like blinking, tucking your hair behind your ear or playing with knives.

Because I wanted to force her to swallow her stupid nail jewelry?

[white_widow]

Staring at you?
Yes, that is probably an unconscious thing by now.

Because you wanted to make the world right again.

[hawk_shot]

Yeah. The staring and the being beautiful and talented and fucking badass.

It's what heroes do, right?

[white_widow]

The image you paint of me is such a very flattering one.

I have met too few people I would say actually managed to be heroic to claim to know what they as a group would do.

[hawk_shot]

Lena, that's exactly who you are.
Want proof? I'm terrible at painting.

Bet they would definitely defend Chappell Roan's honor.

[white_widow]

Why would a painting be proof?

I would certainly hope so.

i totally missed this tag *facepalms*

[hawk_shot]

Me 'painting a flattering image of you'.
Get it?

Anyway, let me make it up to you?
About last night.

it happens! <3

[white_widow]

Ah. An actual painting I think would very much be overkill.

What do you have in mind?

<3<3<3

[hawk_shot]

But it would make a fun visual joke.
Even if the art is shit.

Have you ever been to themed hotels?

[white_widow]

I can think of better things for you to do with your hands.

No, I have not.

[hawk_shot]

Thumb wars?

There's this crazy hotel in New York, every room has a different theme.
Like, there's one set up like outter space? So, the floor is like a planet and there's a fake astronaut hanging from the ceiling and you sleep inside of a spaceship.
Would you like to go?

[white_widow]

Nope.

That sounds like it would be fun - but not the outer space room, I think.

[hawk_shot]

Rock Scissors Paper?

Ok, let me check.
There's an air ballow room, a medieval room, an indian one and you sleep ON THE ELEPHANT, a jungle room, a casino room, a pirate ship one, an ice themed one with an igloo, an Indiana Jones temple one and a BDSM dungeon.

[white_widow]

Nope.

How many of them have something like the fake astronaut in the room? Take away all of those as options. And the elephant one, that does not sound like a comfortable way to sleep. Or do other things.

[hawk_shot]

What are you thinking of then?
Because I can't not possibly imagine.

You mean like a fake ass doll in the room?
The elephant is big enough to have a queen sized bed on top.

[white_widow]

Knitting, obviously.

Yes, I mean like a fake ass doll in the room.
That does not sound like an accurate representation of an elephant.