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[thememesock]

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a seven, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a seven, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a seven, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
7. Pick your own - Go here for some great toys for ideas.

Comments

Hermione Granger | Harry Potter | OPEN

[brainboxgranger]

Agron | Spartacus | M/M

[thegodsfavorme]

Tim Drake | DCU | OTA

[timothydrake]

[anything goes!]

Seishirou Sakurazuka - X|1999 - ota

[seishirou_san]

[I was lured here by these glorious rainbow socks.]

Harry Potter | that book series with his name in it | OTA

[headauror]

Q | Bond Reboot | ota

[hipsterglasses]

Gunji || Togainu no Chi || OTA

[jijiis_hiyoko]

ooc

[derpir]

Checked your prefs and permissions first. Oh my god, I love what I see! (well, most of it!)

Lance here is a hermaphrodite (cock, no balls. Pussy with a clit) but I don't have any problems with playing him as physically, fully male if that's not your thing. c:

As he's a dhampir, he can heal really well (even from things that humans would find lethal to them,) so any rough-handling/burning/etc is totally fine. He can dish it out in kind if he notices that it's getting his partner off. Toys are also love - and I'm curious about the electric kind. And gunplay.

Just no vore/disemboweling and that should be alright?

I'll shoot you a PM if you hit on anything I am not comfortable with. Is that alright?

Kuroko Tetsuya | Kuroko No Basket

[phantomplayer]

( This is a genderbent character of Kuroko. Cast-mates are adored and welcomed... as long as they are okay with this sort of stuff anyways. )

derek hale (teen wolf) | ota but castmates preferred

[triskelion]

Re: derek hale (teen wolf) | ota but castmates preferred

[notexting]

[ 2:1 alright? I'm thinking pre-episode nine setting would be appropriate. I can start us off if you're interested]

jackson whittemore (teen wolf ) | ota but castmates preferred

[impatient]

[lefthandedgenius]

[ooc: so i ttly think Jackson should give her a little 1/6. y/n/maybe?]

Karen Kasumi | X/1999 | F/M

[temptressflames]

Jack Frost | Rise of the Guardians | m/m

[shivery]

((any scenario/combination is fine by me))

Sheena Fujibayashi | Tales of Symphonia | F/M

[ninjainviolet]

[Everything's fine except Blood Play. :)]

Kurt Hummel | Glee

[showbizpanache]

Lestat de Lioncourt | The Vampire Chronicles

[fier]

3 - 5 because c'mon.

[whorphan]

[ he would be lying if he said he didn't stew on all the things lestat had over him. he was stronger, despite being younger-- he was handsome (more? sometimes he thinks so) and desired and even goddamn taller than him (though that wasn't hard, really) that armand takes particular pleasure in subduing him down, in keeping him for a night even if he knows he wont again for some time. there was just something caustic about the way their egos rubbed together that left them worse off than before and yet like a moth to a flame, he's drawn to him.

maybe lestat is drawn to him, too. he likes that thought-- it's indulgent, stupid and a little infuriating.

the room is dim and quiet, save for them. it's armand's loft (marius' first) in an old district somewhere in italy and the summer air hangs hot, a rare breeze blowing the curtains in, letting the moonlight reach across the floor and curve over them, illuminating the pale of armand's thighs and back as he moves over lestat like a shadow, mouthing with fangs up his sternum, the threat of a bite lingering with every sweet kiss. ]

Ginny Weasley | Harry Potter

[batbogeyhex]

2 - 1

[purebloodheir]

[It doesn't matter how he got here there, pressed up against one of the porcelain sinks in the girls' bath. All that matters is the way that the Gryffindor tie flashes in his gaze no matter which way he tries to get a better look at her chest, now she's pressed up against him. All this work, and he shouldn't have to deal with the indignity of having that bit of offensive garb in his face in a moment like this.]

Weasley, you could at least take off your tie. How am I supposed to get at anything if you insist on staying fully clothed? I'd've thought you'd take the chance to get out of your hand-me-down robes, c'mon.

allison argent ( teen wolf )

[gymnast]

ooc: the last episode i watched was MOTEL CALIFORNIA, so please no spoilers. and no non-con, either! thanks. c:

Lance | original character | male herm/m, or futanari

[derpir]

{All prompts are go! Lance is rather friendly and shy, at times, but can have forward impulses. As a note, I do not mind playing him as fully male for those that want to play but are otherwise uncomfortable. He is also a dhampir, so blood play/rough play is totally fine. No toilet play, vore, guro, death, nor weight/food play.}}

Éponine Thénardier | Les Misérables | Modern

[neverminetolose]

Kurt Hummel | Glee | M/M

[rumchocolatesouffle]

[Anything goes!]

Nikkos Therius ✦ OC ✦ M/M

[love_and_sacrifice]

[Kinks/permissions list here~ Hardcore scenes would be much loved, since I don't get to play those very often.]

Lydia Martin | Teen Wolf

[lefthandedgenius]

Saxa | Spartacus

[rivalanyfuckingman]

Antoine ღ Lovers in the Night ღ M/M

[waitingforhisbutler]

[Info about his canon here and kink list here. Can also be aged down to 17 (prettierthanyou).]