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bakerstreet2025-03-18 12:58 am
pancaked) wrote in bakerstreet2025-03-18 12:58 am
tuesday sexting
the phone sex +
sexting meme
sexting meme
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monkey d. luffy ( one piece )
bc I must toss everyone at you ♡
and then you left after a single kiss. what are these mixed signals luffy-kun??!!!
the more the merrier!! 🔥
wait what's this got to do with kissing? I thought you just wanted me to share a little!
( by that point all that was left of the cakes was in his mouth... )
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( oh the demon lords truly cursed her making her have a crush on this idiot of all people. )
you didn't even say thank you!
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uhh I had to go to the bathroom. then I forgot the rest because I found even more cake.
( someone... else's? where'd he even end up? )
WELL I'M BACK ON MY SHIP AT LEAST!
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( here she thought he got all flustered from the kiss and probably had to escape to catch his breath—
of course not. )
well enjoy your ship, I won't ever be making cake for you again!
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and thanks, my ship's the best! sometime later I can show you around and
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nobody makes em like you!!!
or knows where to buy them like you do!!!
( ...even now he's still not sure either way. )
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😭😭😭😭
luffy-kun you're so mean!! I made them!
why should I make you anymore cakes anyways??!! you didn't even realize I was kissing you.
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👏👏👏👏
( yes he literally starts using emojis just because he sees her using them )
if I kiss you or whatever, will you make me more cakes?
and be sure to tell me kissing's exactly what we're doing. I don't wanna give up more cake than I have to!
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( but is she beaming at his kind words? perhaps. )
you know a girl wants more than just kisses and when you put it that way it sounds way too much like…some kind of prostitution
( does he even know what that means??! )
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( yeah the usage of the word "prostitution" goes right over his head. he's as aware of its existence as he is of slavery, but like... doesn't follow the comparison she's making lol )
oh so you want something besides kisses?
well I don't mind sharing the cake! you made it, after all.
and if you made it once you can always make more!
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don’t mind hachi putting up talismans around her house to keep him away. )
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maybe she can change him. maybe not. )
last one live reaction 😫
luffy you’re hopeless!! if I rubbed the butter on my body and told you to lick it off, you’d probably tell me to wait until it melted!!
just bring the ingredients next time! I’m not made of money!
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and what's in it for you, anyway? you some kinda freak for butter, or something?
( SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY OFFERING, LUFFY-- )
when I become king of the pirates, you're gonna make as many cakes as I want!
*as you want
I support your dream!!!
( when has she ever said baking cakes was her dream... )
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yes luffy, I am a freak for butter. I can’t get enough of it! I’ll simply die if you don’t lick it off me 😤😤
and don’t sign me up for something I didn’t agree too!!! rude!
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I've got a doctor on board you know!!
I thought you liked baking cakes. you don't need to sign up for anything just to bake them, do you? 😵💫
especially for your dream!
man, maybe you need to get your head checked. chopper's good for that, too!
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and nothing is wrong with me head!! you're the one with a problem you you you
melon head!
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hey what gives? why would you randomly say something so
FLATTERING?
I LOVE melons!