[ A SEXT FROM THE CLERGY ]

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

3!

[suibian]

that is so so so so so bad

i was waiting for him

[tightlipped]

<sub>[ he’s spent most of his life a feral man traveling regions on foot, not all of us can have rizz like you and be socially adjusted, Wei Wuxian.

Of course, now he sees this as a contest and he has a competitive spirit about everything. ]</sub>

i’ll master your balls…

_{[ STOP HE IS BEING GENUINE.. ]}

:3c

[suibian]

[ that's fair. he does love a feral man. but this is so....... ]

how does one even master someone's balls? with their mouth?

[tightlipped]

that’s for me to know and for you to find out…

_{[ ✨rizz✨ ]}

send pics…

[suibian]

you're crazy

[ but he will send pics! nothing sexy tho. something cute like this. maybe it's a pokemon instead of a snake on his shoulder?? now i'm thinking about pokemon au ok ]

[tightlipped]

_{[ always consider pokemon au if you’re tagging red… it’s just so much fun… ]}

it’s cute…

_{[ the pokemon or wwx?? anyway.. ]}

that’s not what i want to see though…

[suibian]

[ it is......... ]

of course not. you're too much of a perv

[ and then a follow up picture! this time, wei wuxian is laying down on a couch, the front of his hoodie unzipped and showing a shirtless body underneath. he bites his lip, playful and is winking at the camera. his free hand is sliding over his abdomen, going lower and fingertips touching the hem of his jeans. scandalous! ]

[tightlipped]

_{[ yeah, that’s what he wants to see.. well, more like what he wants to see, at least.. ]}

you don’t have to be shy…
someone needs to put you into your place…

_{[ this doesn’t have to be a contest or competition, but for Red, everything is. He gives him a shot of his shirt pulled up, focusing mostly on his firm abdomen. ]}