[ A SEXT FROM THE CLERGY ]

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[thwippage]

know what kinda thing with my webbing we haven't tried yet? 🙊

[curvish]

oh please share with the class, I'm ever so curious.

[thwippage]

I know you can fly, but that seems to take energy you shouldn't have to expend.

not when I can just suspend you from the ceiling with my webs.

( he's certainly gotten away with it at least once. )

I'm reminded just because I've been doing... research.

[curvish]

research hmm? you’re so cute when you’re coy.

tell me peter, say it with words what exactly you’re hinting at.

[thwippage]

saying it that way makes me wanna beat around the bush a little more, not gonna lie.

BUT.

shibari. I'm trying to learn shibari with my webshooters. 🙈

[curvish]

oh please darling, my mind immediately went there. you’re cute but not very sneaky.

that’s alright though, because I’m quite intrigued by this idea. that means you’d have full control over me doesn’t it?

[thwippage]

I should really remember who I'm talking to, huh?

and yes, that's the plan. I keep promising to return the favor, but you always take the wind out of my sails!
like what are you, some kind of succubus?

( okay, now he's just trying to be funny. )

[curvish]

I thought we both agreed I was in charge here.

but fine fine, I’ll be a good little succubus and let you have your way.

[thwippage]

and that's not changing any time soon! bottom that I am...

( no other way to explain him once begging to be gentle in what he thinks is a dream. )

think of it as giving me control like, say, letting me win.
but trust me, you won't be disappointed by my - uh - rather specific plans. 🤫

[curvish]

are you here to make me laugh or make me aroused?

( because really he's accomplishing both things here with ease. )

let you win? isn't it enough that you get to have all this to yourself? but fine, fine I can be nice for once. what else did you have in mind?

[thwippage]

I've found myself surprisingly good at both. maybe it's my other superpower.

( having given this some thought, like maybe it's been the subject of his many ponderings, he feels like he's about to propose some kind of scientific breakthrough to a peer. )

well, the advantage of webbing is that it's easier for me to manipulate than rope.
imagine all the ways I could tie you up in one session, like something between shibari and a sex swing.

say I tie your hands behind your back, tip your body prone, and give it to you from behind.
or say I suspend your body upright and have you ride me while I'm still standing.

...just to name a few things.

[curvish]

( she isn't sure if she should be surprised or impressed over how creative and enthusiastic peter has been about their sexual life right from the start—

there were a few categories of people she had run into over the years, with the majority falling into the 'can't handle more than one session' type, but there were also those who seemed to have an idea that she had to work hard to seduce them when truthfully it was the other way around. peter truly had been a delightful bliss to someone so cold and calculating. )

I'm impressed really, that you found time to think of all this in between being a hero and spending time with me.

am I that inspirational? drawing such lewd thoughts from your little mind?

[thwippage]

( likewise, morrigan brings a certain hedonism that balances out peter's tendency towards restraint. having to hold himself back, repress himself in many ways thanks to having a secret identity, has forced him to hide so much of who he is. whether it's showing his true self to his friends and family, or showing his true strength to his enemies... peter feels like he doesn't have to hold anything back around morrigan. as if, for all the amusement he gives her, she also accepts everything he is. )

it's the stuff I think about when I'm swinging around the city. without popping a boner, mind you.

( he almost hopes she's proud of his self-discipline. )

you're like my muse, in a way. giving me the motivation to exercise a little... creativity, here and there.

especially given all the ways you tend to reward that creativity.

[curvish]

( if the thought of him swinging around the city aroused and heavy because of her didn't fuel her ego, she might have been proud of his discipline. instead she simply found the entire exchange rather amusing— visualizing how exactly his desires would go down if they actually followed through on it.

though, it would be difficult to imagine a world where they didn't. )

oh monuments have been built over my luxurious body and tantalizing words. so while I'm impressed by your kind words, call me when you do something more drastic for me.

( she's teasing of course, but humor begets humor in the end. )

try not to get too excited about your little 'sexual fantasy' on the way back to me then.

[thwippage]

man, "drastic" coming from you could mean a lot of things.
I do well when I'm tasked with a mission, I'll have you know. ;)

( he's committed to the bit, it seems, keen to follow the ironic logic of morrigan's jests - just to see where the banter leads. )

no promises. you'll be the first to find out when I inevitably fail!

( reasonably, he expects to hold enough at bay before getting home. he knows that, she knows that. but where's the fun in not acting like a hot mess around her?

he definitely still feels that way most of the time! )