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so what’s this about a present you sent me? I have the box here and I’m trying to figure out if I should open it or not.

customs didn’t inspect it, did they?
if it’s untampered with... definitely open it.

but be warned: it’s quite the handful.

( definitely something to fill the void, so to speak, whenever he’s away. )

I don't think it's been tampered with but that's not...

'handful'? should I be worried? 🥺🥺

( okay well that has sparked her curiosity far more than it should. she's shaking the box now and it sounds like something's clanging in there. )

it's not another leash and collar is it? that was fun but I can't really use that without you.

depends. it's also quite the mouthful, if you ever decide you need the practice.

( if there's a clacking sound, it's definitely the metal case inside the box, but for what? )

okay okay, it's a dildo. 😂
come to think of it, the next time you and I FaceTime, you could give me a whole new kind of show.

( oh....that's a pretty good hint and it really didn't take rapunzel very long to figure that one out. really prior to him, it may have taken her ages but now, well he certainly had her coached on new things and experiences. )

you know what I like best about you?

your silly sense of humor. I'd much rather practice on the real thing, but I'll keep it in mind.

I like hearing that. you know how often others go to my looks first?

one time I was undercover, girls were giving nicknames to my buttcheeks.

( for real lol )

I just hope my gift tides you over till my next visit.

...since it vibrates, too.

well I wasn't looking very hard when we first met...given I smacked you with that frying pan but I can see that.

( hopefully his own girl-oogling days are over. for now though she finally opened the box and saw what was inside, holding it up. )

I'm sure it will but um...

did it have to be blue?

oh, I'm sure you had other priorities.
what did you think I was again? some kind of ruffian or thug?

and I know blue's more my color, but that's part of the point.
in a way, it's like I'm never too far.

hell, as long as there's wifi... I can control the vibrations remotely from my phone.

remember, I was a fragile damsel in distress. I didn’t know what was going on!

I didn’t realize how romantic and sweet you were 🥺🥺 oh my gosh I’m touched??

( even though the context of this exchange wasn’t as pure. )

my aching head tells me you've got a loose definition of "fragile." but I'm still glad I handled you with care!

and if you think you're touched now, just wait till I fly over next time.
now that you've got my gift, who's to say I won't also use it on you?

well maybe I just need an excuse to justify that whack. glad you were able to forgive me and grow to love me ☀️💕✨😌

oh? um

that’s exciting I uh…wow okay that’s actually really exciting. how would you use it on me anyways?

believe me, I've taken way worse blows to the head.

( he shudders to remember his buzzcut amnesiac arc... )

for starters, I'd be holding it and thrusting it into you, controlling the pace and force involved.
but really, I'd also just leave it in there, vibrating, while I do other stuff.

the kinds of things you already like when I use my hands and mouth.

Edited 2025-03-12 04:46 (UTC)

( although they've done a level of different things over the phone and most certainly in person by now, she couldn't help but feel the tip of her ears burn from just how arousing those words were. she had never used anything beyond her hands before, but clearly she was starting to learn new things with him all the time.

so it took her a second to respond because really, how could she follow up on that?? )

geez when you put it that way....

when's your next visit again? because I'm dying to do that with you, and other things of course. 💗💗

I think I can pencil in a good week later this month.
got some business in neighboring countries, so corona would make a good HQ.

and I don't mean wayne enterprises business. nightwing business.
if things go south, I may need the kind of r&r only you can provide.

( but he tries, despite the convenience it brings, not to ask much of rapunzel and her healing powers. it's a secret worth keeping from the world, and even his own allies, for the types of people who - like gothel - would covet such power. )

till then... talking to you is enough. dreaming about the day I see you again is enough.

especially when it comes to the kinds of things we'll get up to. 😏

well I'll do my very best to be patient until then 🥹

and need I remind you? I'm always here for you, for anything. comfort, love, affection...just come in and I'll take good care of you.

( wasn't this a sexting thread? oh well, she couldn't help but get sappy about the whole thing in the end. )

oh? did you have other things in mind mister? because I'm surprised you were satisfied with just that leash and collar last time.

you really oughta remind me. as much as you possibly can, in fact, the moment I arrive. 😏

( between rapunzel and dick, what's sensual and what's sentimental does often overlap. the desire distance creates is such a potent one, it seems. )

well, after long enough... I think you deserve a shot at domming me. take the reins a bit, leash me a little.

if you're up for it.

woah don't get too excited now, I'm the one with the toy remember?

( whatever that meant—

but before she could elaborate further, she simply couldn't help but laugh at his next message. the idea of trying to dominate him when he so easily conquered her made her wonder if she truly had the skill set for it. perhaps at some point. )

and make you walk around on all fours right? funny joke mister, I think I'll stick to being the one leashed up for now. I'm still new to all of this!

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that's right. you hold all the leverage right now.

though can you be trusted with that much power?
aside from the fact that, y'know, you're essentially a queen in training?

( reversing roles makes for a fanciful mental image, to be sure, and it's neither the first nor the last dick's ever expressed facetiously. as far as his intentions go, planting the seeds for a future experiment along these lines isn't out of the question. maybe he's been trained a little too well at filling interactions with double-meanings and ulterior motives... but as always, rapunzel's straightforwardness cuts right through all the smoke and mirrors. )

way to call my bluff. not that you'll ever hear me complain about seeing you leashed up. 😏

might consider some more of those, among future gifts. a new collar in another color?
a new vibrator in another shape? who knows what my next gift will be.

I don't I? you're so lucky I'm not and wouldn't abuse it at all 💗💗

( was she getting ideas for something far more...dominating in the future? she sure was, but for now teasing him was enough. )

you know I kinda thought you might have sent some rope to use next time. you seem to enjoy having full control over me...if our last experience is anything to base that off of. 😳

hmm, should the not-at-all-suspicious insistences and emojis make me worry?

nah. i'll trust you!

( dick definitely enjoys being a bad influence, drawing out a mischievous side of her she probably wasn't always at liberty to express. )

i'm gonna take the mention of rope as a request, princess. now there's the bog standard rope you can get anywhere, then there's the super durable yet tensile lines I use for all sorts of things. you have options.

of course, this is the kind of gift I'll be delivering personally.
later this month, like I said.

what ever will you do in anticipation?

well I suppose you could interpret it that way 🤭🌻

as for that, I guess I’ll just have to use this vibrating toy you sent me. maybe send a few photos, show you how grateful I am for it?

remind me to start treading lightly around you.
not sure I wanna know what kinds of game of thrones-y statecraft they're teaching you. 🤔

( He hopes it's been long enough now that she knows what he's referencing. Otherwise, he might regret being the one who introduces her. )

oh, you know photos would be appreciated. in this instance, I certainly think pictures will convey your gratitude better than words.

please no spoilers, I just started reading the books.

( gifted by a corona local, and although it wasn’t quite her style, she appreciated the sentiment. )

oh what kind of photos? give me a hint? ☺️

I will say I liked the books better, so you've been set on a good path.

as for photos? you using it, of course. remember that first night we video called each other a bit more... explicitly?
you've got some experience at the ready, i'd say. show me what you wish you could do if it was my cock.

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shh u didn't see me accidentally hit "post comment" before writing everything 💀

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english, I can write it fml

lmao ur good!!

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