❄ snowfall

[kristaliske]

❄ it's quiet and the snow's beautiful tonight → a winter open meme ‧ post with whatever character you want ‧ responders roll for weather + scenario and get to threading ‧ ??? ‧ profit snowfall; stage i; none, streets are already blanketed in white. stage ii; very light and intermittent. stage iii; light - moderate. lasts longer periods. stage iv; continuous, heavy snowfall. stage v; the hardest of cores - blizzards, snowstorms, you name it. scenarios; ① fuck the police, this is the best time for a walk. hope you've got a nice thick coat on. ② stranded in the buttcrack of nowheresville? weren't you watching the time? now you've gone and missed that last bus out of there. or maybe you're lost, somehow. what do? ③ literally chilling, in this weather, is quite easy to do. sitting around relaxing in it is a wee more difficult, but sometimes much more enjoyable, especially if shelter can be found. the snow is beautiful to watch, after all. ④ the weather's not going to stop you. your snow fort's packed full of ammo and ready to go. those aren't snow angels over there; they mark where the poor souls you've downed have fallen. be careful with that snowman's head!! ⑤ you're about fifty miles from civilization but there's a roof over your head, so never mind the chilly draught, right? right. you mightn't be the only one lucky enough to stumble upon this little shelter, though. remember to share the blanket. ⑥ everyone stuck outside should be jelly. you've got a fireplace and hot cocoa and damn if it isn't awesome. a heater's not quite so romantic, but it'd do. there'd better be a backup generator in case the power trips. ⑦ mix and match, or make up your own ‧:❉:‧

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[naughtyornice]

[He waves a hand in the air.]

Nyet, Nyet, no worries, my friend.

That is what yetis are for, after all.

[starcharter]

Yetis?

[He thought those were myths too.]

[naughtyornice]

Best Yetis in all of North Pole!

...of course, they are only Yetis in North Pole. But point is still valid.

[starcharter]

Are they... friendly?

[naughtyornice]

So long as you do not have white hair and unnecessarily long staff, or attempt to give them actual nightmares, they are sweet as candy cane on pine tree.

...give or take.

[starcharter]

I think I am safe, then.

Maybe I should be worrying about angry elves instead.

[naughtyornice]

[A snort]

Nyet. Elves are about as dangerous as spoiled milk on Christmas Eve. More of nuisance than anything. And great cause of pain in belly.

[starcharter]

[Almost scandalized:] People don't leave you spoiled milk, do they?

[naughtyornice]

Not on purpose.

But these little children are young. Sometimes, too young to understand what an expiration date is. Or how to read one.

[starcharter]

You don't drink it if it is spoiled, do you?

[naughtyornice]

Not on purpose, of course.

But sometimes, I do not look before I drink. Is worse surprise than coal in stocking, let me tell you.

[starcharter]

I believe it.

[Carefully scooping up more snow. Learned his lesson? Psssh.]