Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

[mememaker]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme

So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper.

However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that.

Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   
   
   
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

Comments

Castiel | Supernatural (Rule 63) | OTA

[anangelofthelord]

Sonia Nevermind | Super Dangan Ronpa 2 | M/F for shipping

[princesspool]

Hermione Granger | Harry Potter | OPEN

[brainboxgranger]

Re: Hermione Granger | Harry Potter | OPEN

[deathandthemaiden]

I see something deadlier than any Hallows, and it's your smile.

[Hades mentally kicks himself as soon as the words are out of his mouth.]

Filly Bray | OC | OTA

[derpmcnerd]

ooc: Feel free to just leave a blank comment if you want her to pull a horrible line

/cracks knuckles

[simplepuzzle]

[It wasn't too much of a stretch for Chuck to not sit with his dad at lunch, and there was space at Filly's table.

There's nothing that says he can't sit with who he wants shut up

And yet, and yet, this is somehow extremely awkward, and it's nothing to do with him being an Aussie and her being a New Zealander. This time. Max's presence is helping, a little, in that he's letting Filly pet him.

It might be time for drastic measures.]

Y'know, I don't Striker Euereka. But I do gently caress it.

Bo | Lost Girl

[biggirlweapon]

The Doctor || Doctor Who

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

Could not resist saying this one.

[elissacousland]

"So... is it bigger on the inside?"

wesley gibson / wanted / "i'm sorry"

[bulletpoint]

That jacket's very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

"sorry not sorry"

[widowing]

You'd be doing something much more painful.

natasha romanoff ( black widow ) | marvel cinematic

[widowing]

[ go ahead, try them out. she'll wait. ]

Sousuke Sagara || Full Metal Panic!

[drywall]

[ just for the record, that is actually a gun in his pants ]

Newton Geiszler | Pacific Rim

[otakaiju]

[This can only end well.]

you misspelled 'badly'

[simplepuzzle]

I’m sorry, I don’t Striker Eureka. I gently caress it.

Elissa Cousland | Dragon Age: Origins - OTA

[elissacousland]

Pvt. Dick Simmons | Red vs Blue

[kiss_ass]

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

[ooc: Preemptive facepalming forever here]

Freelancer Agent New York | Red vs Blue

[pickinglocks]

I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.

Captain Cold || Leonard Snart || DC New 52

[roguescode]

Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I'm picturing you holding up my balls. [Let's be real, he'd be more likely to be handing out the terrible pickup lines.]

[speedygoldenboy]

...

[ Len, Allen's kind of blushing all shades of scarlet right now and staring at you, because, wow. ]

Time to cut you off for the night, Len?

merlin (modern au) - merlin - ota

[busy]

(Hit on or hitting either one. Can start if you'd like!)

[wotcher]

I was so taken aback but your ears that I ran into that wall over there. I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

[ Or maybe trolling instead? ]

Roy Harper || DC Comics

[roy_harper]

[ooc: He can be both giver or recipient of terribad pickup lines, he's just that talented.]

[ex_noceur464]

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

Roy Harper • Young Justice

[arrowsfall]

[He is SO not the pick-up line type. Why is he here?]

[sciencewhizard]

If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so I could get in you and explode.

John Watson | BBC Sherlock | Castmates preferred

[righteousviolence]

lucrezia borgia | the borgias

[unholies]

Re: lucrezia borgia | the borgias

[madamemorticia]

I'd like to be considered family.

Merlin (modern au) ❙ BBC's Merlin

[abidan]

Arthur (modern au) ❙ BBC's Merlin

[scornfully]

[busy]

[Never in a million years could Merlin get a guy as fit as the blond at the bar. But Gwaine dared him to try, so you can bet your arse he's gonna try.]

Hullo.

[Merlin leans against the counter, smiling at him.]

I'm Merlin. But you can call me your next lover.

Morticia Addams | The Addams Family | OTA

[madamemorticia]

[She may be more receptive than others...]

Wanda Lensherr | Marvel (Earth-1610) | OTA

[tocalculate]

Hades | Mytholgy (Victorian AU) | OTA

[deathandthemaiden]

.

[thewateroflife]

Alex still wasn't quite sure why she was doing this, but she had heard plenty of bad lines before, and what was startling was the fact that she had seen them work, so she decided to try one on the only man in her life she currently liked.

"I'm promise I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you."

It sounded so ridiculous she wanted to kick herself for saying it, but she sat down beside Hades anyway, tapping her fingers on the bar. After that she was seriously considering that maybe she should get drunk.

Hiyoko Saionji | Dangan Ronpa 2 | F/F

[stomptheyard]

[notweak]

If you were a steak, you'd be cooked rare!

[raw?? how is that even a compliment????]