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THE CRAZY SHENANIGANS MEME

- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-56 to get a prompt.
- Or choose yourself, I'm not your boss.
- Have fun!

PROMPTS:

1. Touched each other? Welp. Now you're stuck together at first physical contact. Deal with it.
2. OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ON FIRE! STOP, DROP AND ROLL!
3. You see each other as monsters. This is slightly problematic.
4. SUDDENLY! MIND READING!
5. Whuh oh, quicksand. Where's a vine when you need one?
6. Karaoke! The booze, the songs, the joys of being shown up by someone who's good at this. "Public execution" style optional.
7. Suddenly, flowers. EVERYWHERE! We hope you're not allergic.
8. Internet memes gone horribly wrong (use your imagination). This is, of course, assuming they ever go RIGHT.
9. Each character can only move the other character's limbs, not their own.
10. Each character is strongly compelled to obey the commands of the other.
11. Flanderization -- Take your personality and all its quirks and exaggerate them to ludicrous extremes.
12. One character must attempt to serenade the other. Song linking is mandatory.
13. You are both in a generic sitcom with a laugh track.
14. OH MY GOD YOU'RE SLOWLY BEING PETRIFIED FROM THE FEET UP. Soft potion, stat!
15. Your legs feel like they're made of Jello. Or maybe butter.
16. The lights are gone, everything is pitch black. Have fun.
17. Ever heard of Tomatina? Read this. Now DO IT DO IT DO IT.
18. You two are stuck in a dance competition! Hope you don't have two left feet.
19. You are locked in a room for some reason. What reason? I 'unno, you figure it out.
20. Everything, even normally mundane things are suddenly SUPER embarassing.
21. Body switch! Tag speaking as the other person.
22. Playing versus videogames on the same couch.
23. The world is going to end in 10 minutes. Any last words for each other?
24. Those drink were hella spiked. You are now drunk out of your mind.
25. You're always compelled to say the first thing that's on your mind.
26. You two are stranded on a desert island. Dibs on the palm tree.
27. A river's running through your room now. I'm not cleaning that up.
28. It's bad enough being locked in a ROOM, now you're locked together in a closet. And none of that 7 minutes of makeout escape.
29. You're both aged down! How aged down is up to you.
30. You're on the Oregon Trail! Don't die of dysentery, please.
31. It's a long road trip, you're bored, one of the muses is driving, try to entertain yourself SOMEHOW.
32. Cooking contest! ALLEZ CUISINE.
33. Haunted House! Spoooky.
34. Camping in the wilderness. Don't get eaten by a bear now.
35. Up at stupid o'clock working on something. Time for another cup of coffee.
36. You suddenly develop an irresistible fetish for some aspect of the other muse, and vice versa!
37. VEGAS, BABY!
38. C-c-c-cellmates. Man, getting kidnapped stinks. Break out?
39. It's stupid o'clock in the morning, and a character can't sleep. What kind of weird stuff do they show on TV at this time anyway?
40. You're on a boat! Take a good look at the motherfuckin' boat!
41. You are the other muse's new driving instructor.
42. The other character just gained the ability to spam spells of massive destruction. This could be bad.
43. You guys are in detention. How much can you get away with?
44. Roller derby! You guys on the same team, or opposite?
45. You are standing in an open field west of a white house. There is a mailbox here. Responding character, command?
46. Oh great, you're wedged in some really tight spot and can't get out.
47. IT'S A DRAMATIC SITUATION! NO, REALLY! But one of you can't. Take. It. Seriously.
48. You guys have shrunk to about one inch tall. Deal with it.
49. One character needs money bad brah. Can you spare a dime? Or five hundred?
50. You swear you've seen that tree before. And that one. Look, other character, can't we just pull over and ask directions?
51. You and the other character must now deal with tiny, 3-inch tall versions of one or both of you.
52. House flipping. ...Did you just break one of the pipes trying to tear out that support beam?
53. You've found a treasure map! ...you THINK it's a treasure map, anyway.
54. In a desperate situation, you turn to the other character as your last resort. Because somebody needs to believe in you, right?
55. And then there was a mushroom growing on your head. Confused yet?
56. Reverse gravity! Hold onto something!

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[Shadow has been laying low for some time since all of what went down in space. Acoiding contact, making sense of this world now that he apparently, lived. Left him a bit conflicted on what to make of this. As he wanders the forest, he comes across a roughly paved path, leading up to...a house? A pretty worn down two-story home in the middle of the forest. Strange, he doesn't recall that being there when he was looking in that direction a moment ago.

Ears twitch when he picks up a new sound, from behind? In an instant, he poofs out of there, reappearing up above in the trees. Was it the owner of this home returning?

...No. A distinctly red figure made of 1 million percent muscle was coming through the area. The echidna. Someone has wandered quite a ways from their campsite.]

[ One million percent muscle, and none of them have any tolerance for this spooky nonsense. Knuckles was training - despite warnings not to stay out too late or go too far from camp - but he's an echidna warrior, and therefore late or early or near or far, it matters zero!

Then he spotted a strange house nestled in a spot that he surely must have seen several times before during his scouting - each time having been void of anything until now. A house. A weird house. That just seemingly appeared out of nowhere.

He decidedly does not like this.

He lets himself get a little closer...just a little...within distance of a clearer view, just to make sure everything is not spooky. It's just a house, after all. His focus is so intently on the house and it's potential harboring of something terrifying (that he is totally not scared of!) that he fails to notice the ultimate lifeform above. ]

[He's trying to avoid detection, so he will remain perched in his tree and watch. A light flickers through one of the windows on the upper floor. It was moving. Creepy. The more one stares at it though, the more it seems to lure you in. It's warm, inviting. An uneasiness creeps through Shadow though, watching to see if the echidna continues forward.

He's conflicted. The house gave off a bad feeling, and should the echidna continue, does he intervene? The least he could do is prevent trouble for Sonic and his friends after everything, right...? But then, he doesn't know how the echidna would take seeing him. Revealing that he survived. Would a fight break out between them? He really...isn't up for that.]

[ Normally, this is as close as he's willing to get to such an ominous building. But he steps just a hair too close, stares at that flickering window for a bit too long, and therefore whatever sorcery is responsible gently tugs him forward without thought.

Or his own thoughts, which go from "this is creepy, I'm out" to "maybe I should check to make sure it's safe" to "this looks cozy", and the tug becomes stronger. His inching forward turns into a full walk. ]

...Maybe just a rest.

[The echidna seems to have fallen for the light. It's now or never. What does he do? His body reacts before thinking the answer. Sparks fly as he disappears from his perch, reappearing once more behind Knuckles. Just out of arm's reach.] Wait.

[ Fortunately, Shadow's voice snaps him out of his trance.

Unfortunately (for Knuckles), he scares the shit out of him.

Knuckles swings a fist as he turns and screams most undignified, but when his punch doesn't land on anything solid, it's enough to once again snap him out of it. ]

Wh- [ It takes a moment for the fog that had clouded his mind and judgement to clear. He thinks Shadow is a figment of his imagination until he regains full awareness. His eyes narrow. ] ...Other hedgehog. What are you doing here? Do you haunt this ugly house?!

[...The Red one is just as amusing as the last time he jumped him. But no knocking him out this time.] I can be anywhere I want. Why are you here?

[He looks between him and the house, only slightly offended by the suggestion.] No.

[ His quills raise, looking more prickly than soft as he moves into a defensive stance purely on reflex alone. And, well, given who's standing before him it's hard not to. While he's aware of the other's sacrifice, it's hard to ignore everything else. ]

I could give you the same answer and then ask the same question. Which...you would probably, in turn, give the same answer again. [ Anyway- ] We thought you perished into space dust.

[Don't start a fight and he won't either. Watching the echidna carefully.] . . . I've been traveling. [To where? He doesn't know. He should be dead, he made peace with that decision. But he woke up, singed, a little beaten up at the time, but alive. His expression turns confused by it all for a moment. He's durable yes, but that was an explosion and a fall from space. What is he, to be able to survive that? A frown. What he is supposed to do now that he still lives...?]

That does little to explain how you are not space dust.

[ He squints, looking Shadow over as if he's going to see something that explains everything, the same questions floating around in Knuckle's head about the other's survival. ]

To survive such a thing...

[ He almost sounds suspicious when he says that, undercut by awe - he can't deny that it's impressive to live through something like that. He shudders, remembering hurdling towards the earth with Sonic and Tails and only just surviving that by the skin of his teeth.

Also, the ominous building behind him probably has something to do with it too. Now he stands between a house that has a hauntingly magnetic pull and a hedgehog who should definitely be dead. Today has turned out weird and unsettling with too little punching. ]

[He doesn't like the look they're giving him. Like how the scientist would look at him while he was on the examination table. He hated that scrutinizing look. His brows furrow into a grimmer expression, attempting to change the subject.]

Where are the others? Why aren't they with you? [The colorful bunch are usually together everytime he saw them, except that one time in the base. Are they taking turns betraying each other now?]

Let's gooooo

Bit of Column 33/column 34 spooky boogaloo part 2

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