1 ► Oh boy. I love when Mysterious and Esoteric Prayers force me to say them out loud 2 ► I feel so bad when my friends check up on me... like baby I'm not good but don't you worry about that 3 ► So many of the best foods in the universe are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it 4 ► You're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, I know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. Crab bucket mentality. Grow up.
[the inherent comedy in being told to "grow up" when your age may in fact be a bigger enigma than even mr. amulet here is.....
but anyway. anyway! no offense taken. petty distractions can be ignored when idly focusing instead on how best to go about separating a Maybe Actually Cursed(???) amulet from your situationship boo, because this is apparently just a thing that's happening now:] Oh, there's no need to be like that...I hardly meant to imply any such thing. Consider it less jealousy, more curiosity.
"Amulet of eternal darkness" is certainly quite a mouthful of a name, after all. Wherever did you find this curio to begin with, Caelus?
[finally getting a chance to put the Space Catholicism to some moderate use hooray--]
Hm, was it so obvious? In this vast universe there are countless places for odd amulets to be, you know. [you aren't special buddy!!] But this does quite helpfully narrow things down, thank you.
[readjusting some assessments here already. if it was fyxestroll garden...terrifically high chance we're dealing with a heliobus here. not impossible it might be something else, but it's likely. alright, this is a great start. (the reveal that apparently caelus really does think of him in terms of boyfriend is also, interesting--very interesting--but that can be reviewed later,)]
You'll have to forgive us, lesser beings that we are, for simply being unable to compare to your doubtless razor-sharp mind...
But since we're dropping pretenses. I really am being honest about this curiosity. I've never spoken with an article quite like yourself...have you been an amulet for a very long time, I wonder?
Ugh, we don't even remember. I guess... the past five hundred years or so? Maybe?
[ as much as the heliobus is bitching about him, it does kind of seem like it's adopted caelus's personality from his energy, which is a little funny... ]
Honestly, "eternal darkness" is so cliché. Should've gone with something like... endless radiance... yeah. Isn't that way cooler? Like, light over dark! Blazing fire!
This body's like that, too. Shiny! Bright! With a super-hot Stellaron core! I love it.
[it is a little funny, honestly...almost enough to make up for the little annoyed twinge at the casual mention of how great caelus's body apparently is to pilot around. yes, simply annoyed, a tad irritated. definitely not just a bit irrationally possessive, or anything like that! (ugh. gloating about that stellaron like it's something to enjoy. like it has a right to enjoy it. when that's really a privilege for a select few....a very select few. such as--)]
"Transcendent glow" also has a nice ring to it. If you seek a more regal angle, perhaps.
[no need to seem too put out about this. text is, as always, a handy medium for such matters. the age estimate all but guarantees some heliobus nonsense afoot...let's see...what tone to best put on in this case...]
At any rate, it's true that you've found yourself quite a fine catch indeed. I'm inclined to agree...that body is quite remarkable, isn't it? Perhaps even one of a kind. A stable Stellaron is hardly so easy to come by.
But do you know much about Stellarons in general, I wonder?
The amulet of transcendent radiance! Yes! Perfect.
I should reward you for workshopping this with me. But I won't.
[ smug bastard...! ]
Uh, I know they're...
...
Uh...
Hmm.
Now that I think about it, they must be a fairly recent phenomena, no? A... dignified and educated amulet such as myself, which has been sealed for so many years... wouldn't have come across such newfangled things!
[ this isn't true, but sure, heliobus. why is it suddenly trying to sound scholarly... ]
[smug for a fact...in typical heliobus fashion...really, this entity couldn't be anything else at this point.
but oh, here's a nice and very convenient opportunity to put just a bit of a damper on that smugness!]
Fairly recent...well, that rather depends on one's personal sense of time. Word has it that they've started appearing within the last few Amber Eras...but of course, having been trapped in one place for such a terribly long time, it must be difficult for something like you to receive such tidings.
I hardly mind bringing you up to date, though. A Stellaron is also commonly called a "Cancer of All Worlds" these days. Now, clever as you are...I'm sure you could take a guess or two, as to how such a name was acquired?
[nooo not the depressi blanket vortex...a sad state indeed....]
And that's fair, Mr. Shush does get pretty...creative...with the drinks. But! Recently I've been trying to teach him how to make The Reverie's special hot chocolate. And I think he's getting pretty good at it? If you'd like to try it out?
[🥺🥺 Don't You Wanna Try The Special Reverie Hot Chocolate]
[very exclusive! won't find hot chocolate like this anywhere else!!]
It's got all kinds of real tasty ingredients! The cocoa mixture's primarily sourced from Vonwacq, which it turns out the Express still has in the kitchen storage, just like I remember. Plus puffergoat milk, a few herbs used in SoulGlad vanilla flavour, and juuust a little bit of memoria extract from a Dreamdive Can...
And marshmallows too, yes! Lots of marshmallows. Maybe some whipped cream on top too, if you want?
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caelus; honkai star rail
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...I think it's scared of you, actually.
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Do you ever get tired, Blade?
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A little bit.
It was fun for like, two minutes.
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but anyway. anyway! no offense taken. petty distractions can be ignored when idly focusing instead on how best to go about separating a Maybe Actually Cursed(???) amulet from your situationship boo, because this is apparently just a thing that's happening now:] Oh, there's no need to be like that...I hardly meant to imply any such thing. Consider it less jealousy, more curiosity.
"Amulet of eternal darkness" is certainly quite a mouthful of a name, after all. Wherever did you find this curio to begin with, Caelus?
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[ likely place for one to be, yeah. good luck exorcising the boo, luocha dearest. ]
I see this guy's boyfriend is as stupid as he is...
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Hm, was it so obvious? In this vast universe there are countless places for odd amulets to be, you know. [you aren't special buddy!!] But this does quite helpfully narrow things down, thank you.
[readjusting some assessments here already. if it was fyxestroll garden...terrifically high chance we're dealing with a heliobus here. not impossible it might be something else, but it's likely. alright, this is a great start. (the reveal that apparently caelus really does think of him in terms of boyfriend is also, interesting--very interesting--but that can be reviewed later,)]
You'll have to forgive us, lesser beings that we are, for simply being unable to compare to your doubtless razor-sharp mind...
But since we're dropping pretenses. I really am being honest about this curiosity. I've never spoken with an article quite like yourself...have you been an amulet for a very long time, I wonder?
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[ as much as the heliobus is bitching about him, it does kind of seem like it's adopted caelus's personality from his energy, which is a little funny... ]
Honestly, "eternal darkness" is so cliché. Should've gone with something like... endless radiance... yeah. Isn't that way cooler? Like, light over dark! Blazing fire!
This body's like that, too. Shiny! Bright! With a super-hot Stellaron core! I love it.
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"Transcendent glow" also has a nice ring to it. If you seek a more regal angle, perhaps.
[no need to seem too put out about this. text is, as always, a handy medium for such matters. the age estimate all but guarantees some heliobus nonsense afoot...let's see...what tone to best put on in this case...]
At any rate, it's true that you've found yourself quite a fine catch indeed. I'm inclined to agree...that body is quite remarkable, isn't it? Perhaps even one of a kind. A stable Stellaron is hardly so easy to come by.
But do you know much about Stellarons in general, I wonder?
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I should reward you for workshopping this with me. But I won't.
[ smug bastard...! ]
Uh, I know they're...
...
Uh...
Hmm.
Now that I think about it, they must be a fairly recent phenomena, no? A... dignified and educated amulet such as myself, which has been sealed for so many years... wouldn't have come across such newfangled things!
[ this isn't true, but sure, heliobus. why is it suddenly trying to sound scholarly... ]
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but oh, here's a nice and very convenient opportunity to put just a bit of a damper on that smugness!]
Fairly recent...well, that rather depends on one's personal sense of time. Word has it that they've started appearing within the last few Amber Eras...but of course, having been trapped in one place for such a terribly long time, it must be difficult for something like you to receive such tidings.
I hardly mind bringing you up to date, though. A Stellaron is also commonly called a "Cancer of All Worlds" these days. Now, clever as you are...I'm sure you could take a guess or two, as to how such a name was acquired?
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It'll have no effect on me! I am immune to earthly ills!
Though, the body would like to tell you that he had the sniffles last week, and also really wanted you to wipe his nose for him.
Well, he didn't want me to tell you that, but he's being a brat so I've got to put him in his place.
[ rip caelus... his deepest, darkest secrets... ]
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2; u know what....places another boy in ur hand also,
So on one hand I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to send this here
But on the other hand...now I *am* worrying about it...
Can I help? Want me to get you something? I could bring up a drink from Mr. Shush for you?
pats him in my hand until he jiggles
[ he did mess that up though. sorry misha. you can have depresso caelus holed up in his blankets. ]
Shush makes bad drinks sometimes, idk if I trust him rn lol
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[nooo not the depressi blanket vortex...a sad state indeed....]
And that's fair, Mr. Shush does get pretty...creative...with the drinks. But! Recently I've been trying to teach him how to make The Reverie's special hot chocolate. And I think he's getting pretty good at it? If you'd like to try it out?
[🥺🥺 Don't You Wanna Try The Special Reverie Hot Chocolate]
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Does it have marshmallows?
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Okay tbh it doesn't matter if it doesn't
I would want it even if it didn't have marshmallows
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It's got all kinds of real tasty ingredients! The cocoa mixture's primarily sourced from Vonwacq, which it turns out the Express still has in the kitchen storage, just like I remember. Plus puffergoat milk, a few herbs used in SoulGlad vanilla flavour, and juuust a little bit of memoria extract from a Dreamdive Can...
And marshmallows too, yes! Lots of marshmallows. Maybe some whipped cream on top too, if you want?
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Sounds
really
good
yeah
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Is it too lazy if I ask you to bring it up?
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Anything else you might want to have with your hot chocolate? I could make a little tray!
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Um, so
Pom-Pom has these strawberry cream cracker snacks sometimes
Can you check the kitchen to see if they made any?
I love those and they'd go so good with hot choco because they're a little tart
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