the bouquet in my left hand can't stop the impulse in my right

[thememesock]

THE (EXPANDED) Y A N D E R E MEME



Hey, hey! It's you! Come here a second! Look, look, I made this meme just for you! Aren't you excited?

... you aren't?

If you've been reading some other memes, I'll know about it...

*giggle* Just kidding! Oh, don't look so scared! Did I do a bad job of explaining it? I'm sorry!

Just post a comment with your series name and character name as usual, as well as any other notes you wish to add, then pick a prompt and start roleplaying! Are you excited yet? Huh? Huh? Huh?

... no?

Oh, I know! Here, read the prompts I made just for you! Use the RNG to select a prompt, or make up your own! Oh, but, be careful! Some of these prompts are violent or potentially triggering!



P R O M P T S

1. First Meeting

What's this...? Feeling in your chest? It's warm and sweet... you're falling in love with that special someone and you just know that the two of you are going to be together forever whether they like it or not.

2. It's Not What It Looks Like...

You were searching through your sweetheart's home (without their knowledge...) when they suddenly return and catch you in the act! But you just have to explain and you're sure they'll see things your way...

3. If I Can't Have You

You've discovered that not only does your lover not even know you exist... they're seeing someone else! How could they cheat on you like that?! If they don't belong to you, then they don't belong to anyone and you'll go to any lengths to make sure of that...

4. You're Mine

The object of your affections is completely helpless in your grasp. Now the two of you can finally become one! It's time to show you just how much you love them. And if they try to escape, then you need to show them what happens to people who try to leave you.

5. Like a Bird in a Cage

Your lover has been kept safely locked away from the outside world for a while now -- except that you've discovered that they tried to break out. Why? Why would they try and leave you...?

6. Get Out of My Way

A rival for your affections has appeared. Make sure they know what happens to people who get between you and your beloved.

7. Garbage Disposal

While you're cleaning up the mess left behind by one of your rivals after you disposed of them, the object of your affections discovers the incriminating scene. Try to make them understand that you're just doing this for them!

8. Throw The Dice And Let's See Which Heads Will Roll...

Wildcard! Combine any of the above scenarios or come up with your own!

Did you enjoy my prompts? Yay! I'm really glad! I did make them especially for you, after all. Now we can have fun, playing together for--

... a--another meme? Are you looking at another meme?!

No! Please, don't go! I'm sorry this wasn't a very interesting meme..

... no.

I'll make you stay...

Comments

Jakotsu - Inuyasha | no sexual situations, for everyone's comfort

[jakotsu]

[ He's kind of predestined to be the 'yandere', but it'd be more than interesting to see what would come of it if suddenly the roles were reversed, so both works. However, if Jakotsu is in the 'yandere' role the other party has to be male, because yeah that's how he rolls and he's crazy about it. ]

8

[dancinginbloodrain]

[Cheshire hissed at the strange man. He didn't liked him, but the other wasn't leaving him alone and only laughed at his attacks. This was not at all what he wanted to spend his time with. It had all been so good before this one showed up and woke him up from his nice nap in the sun.]

Kishin Asura ☫☫☫ Soul Eater M/F

[strongestcoward]

Asura, being the demon god of madness, is a good fit for the yandere role. On the other hand, the option to have his ability to spread madness accidentally resulted in someone else going yandere for him is available.

Bertholdt Fubar || Attack on Titan || OTA

[toobig]

{ooc: He'd probably only be the yan for Reiner, let's be real.}

1. First Meeting (more like right before BIG SPOILERS)

[wreckitreiner]

[They’d been holding hands for what felt like days sense losing Berik, Beltholdt just wouldn’t let go.. Not that the twelve year-old Reiner Braun could blame him.. They had to complete their mission…]

You hungry, Bertl?

[Wasn't that the first time he'd called him by that nickname? Reiner was pretty sure it was...Handing him a piece of the bread he'd been nibbling on.]

Hades | Mytholgy (Victorian AU) | F/M

[deathandthemaiden]

[He's already a bit yandere in the myths...]

Sir Integra Hellsing ↑ Hellsing ↓ OTA

[fairbrook]

[Integra is canonically tsundere, though I can play her as yandere upon request! Otherwise, expect her not to take your shit. Nothing sexual, please.]

Eames | Inception | ota

[dreamingbig]

Reiner Braun | Attack on Titan | OTA

[schild]

[ Reiner's not quite right in the head to begin with.. Poor guy. ]

no.5 for the biggest angst pit i've ever seen

[toobig]

[The walls weren't the cage. They never had been. In fact, they'd come into the walls by their own will, even if they had been orders. They could leave at any time. The cage was the secrets they kept, what they had done that no one knew... And for a long time, they had been happy inside of it. Bertholdt knew, from the moment that he had brought down Wall Maria, that he and Reiner were a team.]

[And now, the cage was breaking. Reiner was losing his head, unable to focus on the mission anymore now that they were surrounded by humans he had made friendships with... And Bertholdt couldn't take it any longer. It had just been him and Reiner, for so long, he couldn't let him leave him.]

Reiner... Can we talk?

[They were sitting in the mess hall, a few weeks from graduating Training Camp. It was nearly time for phase two of the mission, and he was doubtful that Reiner was even aware of it. He'd get him back, he had to get him back.]

Mayu | Vocaloid | Platonic Yandere-ing only, please

[axeforasong]

[look at that page image; she was made for this meme]

manaka sajou | fate/prototype | ota

[beastofasister]

[Prrrrrobably the yandere in the situation. Unless both characters are mutually so. That's fine too.]

3

[weltanschauung]

[Her name is Anja, and it's easy for Johan to tell that she's smitten with him. It would be easy even if he weren't skilled at reading people, she's that obvious. She calls him every day, and she writes him love letters. She's a delicate, quiet girl. She's never been in love before. They go on walks in the park, and they sit in cafés. Anja likes to talk about poetry and art. She isn't a pretty girl, but she has a certain subdued charm. He kisses her on the forehead whenever they part, wearing a smile, but when he turns his back on her, his expression is a blank.

He makes no secret of the fact that they're dating. Anyone could tell, and if Manaka were to find out, Johan won't be responsible for the consequences, will he?]

claudia hortensia | fate/etc | ota

[unhealing]

[Willing to play either role!]

1 | WORST AU EVER. /weeps.

[zamiel]

[The scent of fresh blood in the air was enough to awaken the Nosferatu from his slumber. Blood-- of his Master? Like a dog, he laps Claudia's blood from the floor, and purrs:]

My orders, my Master.

Sukone Tei → UTAU → OTA

[lenkunnow]

[ SHE WAS MADE FOR THIS MEME. probably the yandere in this situation, can be the yandere-ee too! ]

nue houjuu | touhou project | ota

[undefines]

[Probably more likely to be the yan side, but I can work with either role. Mutual yandere is all right here, too.]

7 :|a

[upholsteredvelvet]

[Don't mind him, he's just wondering who's making noise outside his flat at this hour...]

Hullo...?

Sukone Teiru | UTAU | M/M

[declare_war]

[Meant for this. Can be either ]

5

[followingmyheart]

[Being looked up wasn't anything Allen liked and once he had tired of trying to talk sense into his captor he tried to escape. Only to be caught in the act and someone looked really scary right now.]

Prima - Vocaloid - OTA but no smut

[sopranicide]

[sup meme I heard you like yandeloids]

DID SOMEONE SAY YANDERELOIDS + 6?

[lenkunnow]

[ Tei had called Prima down to the riverfront for a reason.

She'd seen the looks. The smiles. Heard the giggles, seen the way she'd let her hand linger on Len's shoulder just a little too long after an encouraging squeeze. Usually she would have just taken care of the problem without bothering to talk things over... but Len would have been sad if anything had happened to Prima, so maybe she could settle this... well, not peacefully, but without too much blood spilled.

She didn't need all ten fingers, right? ]

Eheh~ you came! I was starting to worry you'd never show.

Archer | Fate/Prototype | ota

[bowandblade]

[Let's face it: It's Gilgamesh. He's already got one foot in this box.]

...joint Yandere time?

[joyfulwish]

[and Kirei has the other. Or, presumably, will.

She has to admit, she wasn't certain what to expect from Tohsaka's summoning; rather literally, whether he succeeded or failed... was important, but she could not quite bring herself to care. Certainly, the War could be fought whoever was summoned, they would simply have to adapt. That was all. There was no need to be concerned.

Once he had been summoned... admittedly she still didn't very much care. So everything was going to plan. Everything was as expected. With Kirei pretending to have already lost her servant, most of her time was spent taking 'sanctuary' in the Church.

Only tonight, it seemed, she was not alone. And neither was their drinks cupboard. Sigh.]

I was not expecting you to be here, Gilgamesh.

Boris Airay | Kuni no Alice | OTA

[punckat]

[because it amuses me greatly]

5 and 4

[idioticprince]

[For weeks now had Jeile been looked up in a small room with one bed and a barred window to look out from. This wasn't how he expected to end up at all after helping Boris get out from under a heavy branch that had fell down on him and trapped him. Well since he really couldn't stay he had to escape and the only safe way out was the door. He would only need some time to pick the lock and then he could sneak out.]

Karen Minazuki ♥ Yes! Pretty Cure 5 ♥ F/F

[oceanicbutterfly]

[curiousmiku]

[ WHY HELLO FRIEND. 4 with miku as the yandere because i'm an awful person? ]

Ana Clark, Dawn of the Dead 2004, F/M

[igothim]

Jessica Hamby-Compton~ True Blood F/M

[averydangerouswoman]

[times_new_roman]

Care for more bad interactions between these two?

Johan Liebert | Monster | OTA

[weltanschauung]

[Unlikely to be yandere himself, except perhaps for certain individuals, but feel free to be yandere for him.]

Jin Kisaragi | BlazBlue | OTA

[falsehero]

[Pretty much a canon yandere with another yandere after him, so yeah. GO WILD.]

5ish mixed in with 4

[idioticprince]

I really think I have overstayed my welcome.

[Jeile tried to smiled in a way that would look like he was sad that they had to part ways. Not that he was in the slightest. The smiles Jin could give him at times actually freaked him out. Like that time a few weeks back when he almost had managed to escape. Jin had been very scary that time. It was for that attempt to become free that he was given the chain that was fastened around his ankle and to the wall. He could walk around the room and it was long enough for him to reach the bathroom, but that was it.]

Astral • Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL

[soulbonder]

4.....

[kattobings]

[ Astral wasn't supposed to go back to this state, he wasn't supposed to...But this was his fault, right? Yuma did this because he just had to push it away, avoid it. They were fine, right? Everything was fine...It had to be fine. ]

Fujino Asagami | Kara no Kyoukai | OTA

[fujigglephysics]

vincent nightray // pandora hearts

[laceratings]

Luke Glanton | The Place Beyond The Pines | M/F preferred

[ridelikelightning]

((OOC: Good with either role! Though he wouldn't do 5))