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shippy & smutty questions
the shippy & smutty questions meme: consolidated
It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?
Rules:
♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.
It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?
Rules:
♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.
1. Are you single?
2. How many people have you dated?
3. Are you a good kisser?
4. How many people have you kissed?
5. Who was your first kiss?
6. Who was your first crush?
7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
8. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?
9. What about a crush on a fictional character?
10. Are you good at flirting?
11. Tell us your best pick-up line.
12. How did your last relationship end?
13. What's the worst date you've ever been on?
14. What's the best date you've ever been on?
15. What's your weirdest romantic experience?
16. Describe your perfect date.
17. Which of the following would you rather do on a date: go hiking, go to a theme park, go to a museum, enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, or stay home and cuddle under a blanket?
18. Do you enjoy cuddling?
19. Do you like long walks on the beach?
20. Do you prefer receiving chocolate, flowers, or jewelry?
21. What kind of gift would you like to receive from a lover?
22. What kind of gift would you give the person you love?
23. Have you ever received homemade chocolate?
24. Have you ever received a love letter?
25. Have you ever received a love confession?
26. How would you confess your love?
27. How would you propose?
28. Do you want to get married someday?
29. Describe your dream wedding.
30. Describe your ideal honeymoon.
31. Would you ever consider an arranged marriage?
32. Would you ever marry for money?
33. Would you date outside your social class?
34. Would you ever date a nonhuman?
35. Would you prefer an older partner or a younger one?
36. Would you prefer a partner who's wild and spontaneous, or steadfast and reliable?
37. Which is more important: humor or intelligence?
38. Do you prefer men or women?
39. How important are looks when it comes to attraction?
40. What's your favorite body part on a man/woman?
41. Which physical traits do you find appealing?
42. What about personality traits?
43. Would you rather date someone who's similar to you, or someone very different?
44. Describe your ideal partner.
45. Do you ever fantasize about being swept off your feet?
46. What about sweeping someone else off theirs?
47. Do you enjoy fairytale romances?
48. What are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?
49. Have you ever had a forbidden love?
50. Would you be willing to rebel against society for love?
51. Are you someone who prefers to stay quiet about your relationships, or do you want everyone to know?
52. Are you comfortable giving physical affection?
53. What about receiving?
54. How do you feel about PDA?
55. How do you feel about pet names?
56. Do you consider yourself clingy?
57. Is clinginess a turn-on or a turn-off?
58. Would you rather hear "I want you" or "I need you"?
59. Does love conquer all?
60. Do you believe in soulmates?
61. Do you believe in love at first sight?
62. Are you someone who falls in love easily?
63. Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
64. Where do you draw the line between friendship and romance?
65. If you had to date one of your friends, colleagues or co-workers, who would you choose?
66. Have you ever had feelings for more than one person at the same time?
67. What are your thoughts on polyamory?
68. Do you use dating apps?
69. Do you prefer casual dating, or serious relationships only?
70. Do you think you could handle a long-distance relationship?
71. Have you ever been in unrequited love?
72. Has someone else ever had unrequited feelings for you?
73. Have you ever had your heart broken?
74. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?
75. Is it better to love and lose, or to never love at all?
smutty questions —
1. What's a guaranteed way to turn you on?
2. Are you good at dirty talk or bad at it?
3. What would you like to see your partner in?
4. What would you be willing to wear for your partner?
5. Do you like it rough, wild, or gentle?
6. Are you the type to do a one-night stand, or not?
7. What's your favorite sexy scene from a movie?
8. Where's the naughtiest place you've done it?
9. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
10. What are your thoughts on foreplay?
11. Do you like the lights on or off during sex?
12. Are you a top or bottom?
13. What's the first thing you noticed about me?
14. Do you prefer making out or cuddling?
15. Have you ever pictured me naked?
16. Do I make you nervous?
17. When was the last time you have a dirty dream?
18. How high is your sex drive?
19. Have you ever played strip poker?
20. Have you ever slept with anyone and then regretted it?
21. What do you wear to bed?
22. When did you lose your virginity?
23. What position do you feel is overrated?
24. What's something non-sexual that turns you on?
25. Last dirty text you sent?
26. Have you ever been caught having sex before?
27. How many people have you had sex with?
28. What is your favorite position?
29. Would you rather have car sex or shower sex?
30. What would you do if we were alone together?
31. Want to play never-have-I-ever?
32. Do you prefer giving or receiving?
33. Does the idea of partner-swapping make you feel jealous, turned on, or both?
34. What's a dirty secret of yours?
35. Do you own any toys?
36. Are your more likely to use toys on yourself or others?
37. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
38. Do you watch porn?
39. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone? How far would you go?
40. Have you joined the mile high club?
41. Would you say you’re kinky?
42. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
43. Do you prefer to take control or be submissive?
44. Quickie or marathon session?
45. What’s your favorite time of day to have sex?
46. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?
47. Would you say you have any fetishes?
48. What makes someone a boring person when it comes to the bedroom?
49. Is laughing in the bedroom okay with you, or do you prefer keeping things serious?
50. What's the farthest you've gone on a first date?
51. Have you ever taken someone’s virginity? Would you?
52. Are there any songs that get you in the mood?
53. Handcuffs or feathers?
54. Have you walked in on someone?
55. Have you ever gotten turned on at work?
56. What sexual activity do you think is underrated?
57. What's your definition of amazing sex?
58. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?
59. What do you look like, and sound like, when sex feels good for you?
60. What do you think about when you masturbate?
61. What would an erotic vacation look like for you?
62. Have you ever fantasized about someone else while having sex?
63. Which do you like more—sending dirty texts, or dirty talk in person?
64. Which would you like more—to be in control, or to be dominated?
65. Can you describe the last time you got turned on in public?
66. Have you ever slept with someone you work with?
67. Do you get tired after sex?
68. Do you like to kiss during sex?
70. What’s the shortest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?
71. Do you have a crazy one-night stand story? What happened?
72. Does size matter?
73. How often do you get complimented after the action for being so good?
74. Do you think you're good?
75. How long have you ever gone on a dry spell?
76. What part of your body gets complimented the most?
77. Have you ever done it with more than one person at different times within 24 hours?
78. Have you ever faked and orgasm? Would you?
79. Have you ever hooked up with someone just because you wanted a favor or something in return?
80. What's something you've always wanted to try?
81. Who do you feel is the best kisser you have ever had in your life so far?
82. Do you like being nibbled or slightly bitten while at it? Where on your body do you feel it the most?
83. What is your most favorite type of sex? Slow, dominating, aggressive, rough, smooth, fast…?
84. Have you ever recorded anything before?
85. Have you ever had a threesome?
86. Do you like to call your partner names in bed?
87. Do you like to initiate, or do you prefer to let others make the first move?
88. What are your limits in the bedroom?
89. Do you have a safe word?
90. Do you wish you could change anything about your body?
91. What do you find sexy in a partner?
92. How do you like to be touched?
93. Would you rather watch or be watched?
94. Have you ever hooked up with your teacher/professor? Would you?
95. Have you ever gotten oral while driving?
96. Would you ever let yourself be blindfolded?
97. What’s your most-watched porn category?
98. Do older or younger partners turn you on more?
99. What naughty dream have you had recently?
100. How do you feel about giving oral?
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[He's nosy. Ha.]
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[ The worst, though? That takes some thought. ]
How about the one where he more or less pretended not to know me for an entire evening, on the off-chance one of his friends might have correctly surmised we were actually out together? The worst part is, he was the one who insisted on going out, in the first place.
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[ Ha ha. ]
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[The ghoul's tone says otherwise.]
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[ Keeping everyone in the world (except for the most stubborn and obnoxious of weirdos, apparently) at arm's length, his life's work. Also avoiding personal questions, but he's not doing the best at that, right now. ]
What about you? Worst date? For a given value of the term.
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He also prefers keeping most people at arms length, even when he does tango with them in the Biblical sense.]
Heh, hard to pick just one. Probably the most recent... pretty thing, red hair like fire, had most of her teeth even.
[Look that's impressive out here!]
We were getting to know one another as two consenting adults tend to-
[Cooper grins. Sex. They were having sex.]
She pulled a knife on me, jabbed it in my side before I could stop her. Weren't on the cards for us to both get penetrated that day, but shit happens.
[It just added another scar among many on his body, unluckily for her.]
Frisky girl was there for revenge, guess I killed someone she knew. Hard to keep track, I tend to do that a lot.
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[ He's still going to assume it's a fine line. Because Cooper just gives off That Vibe. (The crazy person one.) ]
That, or the rest of your dates have been remarkably brief.
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[Sometimes a little rough housing and attempted murder can be hot. He won't say he's never dabbled, but that time was not on the menu. And look who wouldn't be a little crazy living over 200 years?]
These ain't the good ol' days, son. I don't typically take a gal or fella out for dinner first anymore.
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...Still. If getting stabbed is on the table, I'd maybe consider a somewhat stricter vetting policy, before taking someone to bed. But maybe that's just me.
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Sad violin music.]
Yes or no, do you plan on stabbing or shooting me in the middle of intercourse. Please respond truthfully.
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That's a solid approach. Subtle.
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Don't think anyone would ever accuse me of being subtle, doc.
[Subtle like a shotgun going off.]
So, big spoon or little spoon?
[This is supposed to be questions about relationships or whatever, right?]
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[ It's the height. And the shoulders. There are logistical considerations, in addition to personal, admittedly. ]
What's more important: humor, or intelligence?
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[Little spoon rights for bigger fellas! As for the question posed to Cooper, he looks complimentive, head bobbing side to side before he answers.]
I'd cheat and say both, but intelligence. And I don't just mean some smarty pants with their nose in a book. Someone who's smart bout how shit is out here.
[People with their head in the sand, coughs vault dwellers, are aggravating as hell. At least until they're broken in, if they last that long.]
Good sense of humor don't hurt, can't help but laugh nowadays can ya?
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[ It's just nice when someone thinks to ask what he'd prefer, rather than assuming. Even if he has no strong preference, outside the moment.
That's a surprisingly thoughtful answer, considering the source, and Arcade looks mildly impressed. ]
It's that, or lose what's left of our minds.