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ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ

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Ⅰ the LIP bite. Sometimes kissing isn't enough, or sometimes you're too nervous to even talk. Bite a lip. It doesn't even have to be yours.

Ⅱ the THROAT bite. You don't want to suck their blood, but you want them to know how thin this flesh is here.

Ⅲ the ARM bite. It's silly, but you want then to pay attention to you. Bites on the arm are usually childish and done in anger or playfulness.

Ⅳ the LEG bite. Know what long legs need? A nice set of teeth sunk into them. Just look at those thighs. Or you could always bring new meaning to the term "ankle biter".

Ⅴ the COLLAR bite. This one's for all you people who don't like turtlenecks. Bites leave marks, and well, some people don't want to show theirs off like trophies.

Ⅵ the HIP bite. Know what's hot? Teeth on your hip. Marks there are definitely enough to make anyone weak in the knees. If that's not what you're into, just remember there are more reasons than just sex to bite someone, especially here.

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Ⅰ the GENTLE bite. No one said biting had to be hard. This one's meant more for lovers. Little nibbles on the earlobe or pulse are always nice.

Ⅱ the BRUISING bite. Don't break the skin on this one. You want to leave a nice impression of your pearly whites on the other person, enough so afterwards you can enjoy that darkened mark.

Ⅲ the BLOODY bite. Biting has ill repercussions. Whether it's on purpose or an accident, there's blood, and possibly lots of it.

Ⅳ the HARD bite. This one doesn't bruise, but it does leave a nice impression of your teeth. All that orthodontic work really paid off.

Ⅴ the TEASING bite. No, no, no. Don't just sink your teeth in all at once! Ease your partner into it. Bite softly again and again before letting yourself clamp. You want to let them know you might not do it.

Ⅵ the PINCHING bite. All front teeth. Don't let anything further than your canines feel your partner's flesh. This one's just to let them know they irritated you, or it could just be that your mouth slipped. Sorry!

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"Or I had something else in mind you could do with them." Again with the seductive eyebrows.

"Okay, that's bordering a little on creepy now. You're like, what, five hundred years older than me?"

"Me?" He smiles, all teeth. "I'm only twenty-four."

"And I'm sixteen. Which is statutory in every state. Shouldn't you be sucking on some hot college coed or something?" Okay, that might have sounded a little more innuendoish than he'd meant.

"Age is just a number..." But, he was the Sheriff's kid, and also he'd had bad experiences with underaged people i.e. Caroline so maybe he should just call this a night.

"Uh huh, and sucking blood is just what again? Asking for someone to come chasing after you with a wooden stake?"

Damon rolls his eyes. "Its the same as you eating a hamburger, I just hunt the meat."

"I think it's a little different. I don't try to hit on my bacon cheeseburger. I certainly don't have conversations with it and try to get it drunk."

"Maybe that's where you're missing out?" He laughs at his own joke, clearly the scummiest of scum. "Its fine kid, you can leave at any moment. Just if you tell anyone about this? I'll kill you." He doesn't even say it maliciously, just as a fact.