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[wotcher]

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Rocket (Humanoid!AU) | MCU

[ceptme]

1. nah it's fine, it's a pants-optional kinda ship
2. if you want good advice maybe try asking literally anyone else
3. i was promised recreational arson, where you at?
4. didn't realize it was weirdly invasive personal questions o'clock
5. [wildcard/CYOA]

1

[hawk_shot]

If its optional why did they take my pants away??

[ceptme]

laundry day

[hawk_shot]

They also took the pants I was wearing!!

Is it normal for people to be so handsy too?

[ceptme]

shoot em a little bit if you gotta
it usually gets the message across

[hawk_shot]

I think that's a little too extreme, to be honest.

But I still want pants.
Do you have extra pants?

[ceptme]

nah
laundry day

[hawk_shot]

You're not wearing any pants either??

[ceptme]

thought that part was pretty clear

3.

[freights]

Don't get your flame-retardant panties in a bunch, pyro. I'll get there when I get there.

[ceptme]

still runnin a few decades behind schedule huh

4

[neverdisappointed]

Uhhh, my watch stopped years ago, so it's never not that time.

[ceptme]

well it looks like right around quarter past none of your fucking business to me

[neverdisappointed]

That might be your eyesight going. I hear that happens to men around your age. Or the age you look, anyway.

[ceptme]

oh would you look at that
suddenly i can't read the screen any more
what a shame

[neverdisappointed]

Guess I'll just have to find you in person to delve deeply into the uncomfortably personal questions to your face.

[ceptme]

yknow if you want someone to tell you to fuck off that bad you can just say so and we'll skip some steps

[neverdisappointed]

Nah, despite what you probably think about my generation, I don't mind putting in the work.

2

[revmeup]

I'm not asking you because I want good advice I'm asking YOU because I want someone to validate the bad advice I'm already gonna do

[ceptme]

now that i can do
what we thinkin? arson?

[revmeup]

Prison break!
My boys are on ice but I don't know which wing so I figure
Might as well get EVERYBODY out

[ceptme]

be a waste of time not to
what's the plan?

[revmeup]

idk
bombs i guess?

[ceptme]

strong plan
i like it

[revmeup]

I am also open to other destructive processes