the island of misfit prompts

[dyslexic]

Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random prompts instead.


1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Every good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance. You're probably on your deathbed idk.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky as hell.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them and hook up?

Comments

nathan young | misfits

[luckier]

14

[reallywicked]

[Well. Isn't this interesting. Faye knows that something is up. She's just not sure what, but she's going to do her best to figure it out the only way she knows how.]

What the hell aren't you telling me??

[yep]

finnick odair | the hunger games

[65]

17... uhmmm...

[witchwoman]

[Myri is very fond of all sorts of creatures. But the woodland creatures that she knew back home were never quite this... angry. After a failed attempt to calm the animal, Myri takes to hiding behind Finnick.]

What does it want?

Steve Rogers ✯ Marvel Cinematic Universe

[pursuitofcappiness]

12

[onthedot]

She was nearly 100% certain she had not left that cup of tea by her elbow. It sat there mocking her. She could feel the heat of it through her thick sweater. But no amount of silent reasoning could make its existence anything less than impossible.

She simply hadn't left her arm chair recently enough for it to make a lick of sense.

Which left one other possibility. An intruder in her home.

sylar | heroes

[watchmaker]

1 had to tbh

[trickyblood]

[This was probably Kenzi's fault. There's literally no other reason why Trick would ever be on a McDonald's run. And worse- something has gone extremely wrong and now everyone is stuck in said McDonald's. Trick is still in line once someone discovers that the doors won't budge.]

You've got to be kidding me. [He mutters to himself, waiting for the other patrons to start their inevitable panic.]

thor odinson ❧ mcu

[godoftableflips]

13................

[smurf]

[i lied. their third date is ... watching the human centipede. isn't that special?? illyria is just ... full of emotions. mostly critical ones.]

I did much worse to the lower scum in my prime.

regina mills ♔ once upon a time

[unhappily]

17, because I just want it okay.

[undealt]

[There are some housecalls Gold never expected to have to make. And when this one comes, he's inclined to ignore it, considering the source (Regina sounding aggravated about something delights him enough that fixing said aggravation is just counterproductive), but when the former queen explains the situation, he ends up going over there personally so she can get the full benefit of him showing up at the door to her house and fixing her with the most stunned look he can manage.]

I'm sorry. You have a problem with what?

belle ♔ once upon a time

[untethered]

dean winchester ❧ supernatural

[likedillinger]

12

[watchmaker]

[idk how sylar died. maybe he just like ... got stuck in some kind of ghost world or something. when dean comes out of the shower (APPARENTLY SYLAR WAS WATCHING HIM SHOWER?????) "help" is written on the mirror because he's really fucking creative. also it's backwards bc he forgot that was a thing.]

charlie kelly ☀ it's always sunny in philadelphia

[pepesilvia]

3

[dennissystem]

Goddammit Charlie did you lock the door?

logan/wolverine ♔ x-men

[adamantiumed]

4 w/e

[luckier]

Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room

Isaac Lahey | Teen Wolf | OTA or M/M for smut

[outofthefreezer]

17. because reasons.

[haled]

[He doesn't know how the hell it got into the building and up to the loft, but Derek has been in a staring contest with a raccoon for a good two minutes. Teeth and eyes and general werewolf things haven't done anything to scare it away, so he's left at a loss. Being one with all of nature's creatures isn't one of the powers that comes along with being a werewolf.

So, as he circles toward the desk to reach for the lamp without taking his eyes off of the raccoon, he calls out toward the rest of the loft.] Isaac! Get in here and help me with something!

Nymphadora Tonks | Harry Potter

[wotcher]

Emma Frost | X-Men First Class | OTA

[mostexquisite]

(ooc: voicetesting new muse, no smut please!)

rogue ♔ x-men (ota.)

[absorb]

eterna jade ♔ original

[borrowedheaven]

18!!! The most pointless tragic death ever, because he'll just come back.

[nothingsodivine]

[Desmond D. Descant is good at a lot of things, but one stupid and pointless (and actually downright awful) talent he's perfected over the years is how to limp into a building while bleeding and not alerting the attention of everyone in the building.

Some days, however, that's easier than others.

The good news is it's late enough that the person at the hotel desk is about half asleep to the point where she misses the steady drip of blood on the carpet every few feet. People are going to be legitimately concerned about the streak of blood in the elevator, but that's a problem for another day. He just needs to get back to his room.

His healing only goes so far and there's a point where he knows it's going to go all the way... and then promptly take a detour on I-90 and come speeding back, but that's not something he wants to be laying out in the street to wait out. Ergo, iron will and determination got him back to the hotel.

Bloodied, fumbling fingers pull his key out of his pocket and he slips it into the door, all but falling into the room when the light turns green. He kicks the door shut and then allows himself to collapse on the floor, holding onto a gash in his side that hasn't had a chance to close yet. The bloodloss is what'll get him. The internal damage has already knitted itself up- he knows, because the sensation of a serrated knife hitting your spleen is pretty awful in reverse.] Jade?

Pamela (Pam) Swynford de Beaufort | True Blood

[so_over_sookie]

Katniss Everdeen | The Hunger Games

[stillplaying]

Kate Bishop | Young Avengers

[tryit]

Private Lavernius Tucker || Red vs Blue

[babyaliendaddy]

Amy Pond | Doctor Who

[kissogramme]

chiaki nanami | super dangan ronpa 2

[lullabytes]

[ Please exclude 7, 8, 9, and 13. ]

Neal Cassidy | Once Upon a Time

[fuckingneal]

Helen Magnus | Sanctuary

[daredtobelieve]

12

[cerebromance]

[ so in xoa au the last stand, charles got dark phoenix asploded and it's been a sad, sad time for all. but does anyone really stay gone in comics i mean come on.

helen's alone in her office when she hears a familiar voice echoing through the recesses of her mind... ]

Helen.

myrilandel | the dragon nimbus history

[witchwoman]

16

[65]

[because finnick's favorite thing to do is carry myri, he has her hoisted over his shoulder fireman style to run away from zombies creeping after them. the zombies aren't particularly fast, but they could overwhelm them by sheer numbers. soon they make it to the closest building ... a gas station. once they're inside, he puts her down and leans back against the counter, out of breath.]

Are you okay...?

Faye Chamberlain | The Secret Circle (book canon)

[reallywicked]