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Kozakura | Otherside Picnic

[flatcola]

[ Then and Now ]

[shifting_and_changing]

You clearly maintained a thing for glasses, but the new one certainly treats you better than the old one.

Tsubasa Kazanari | Symphogear

[delicatetouch]

[ She has a type - boobs ]

[scarlet_devil]

Always loved a great pair of boobs~

Yato | Noragami

[intertwinedfates]

[She's stylish and cute!]

[belletraitre]

Oh she is, she is!! And... has she got a tail?

soundwave | transformers idw

[peacewithouttyranny]

[in canon... he likes a certain autobot

crosscanon ship varies with... literature club president, a fashionista, underworld goddess, and someone average.]

[sparkroll]

Hmm.

[She might be taking some notes on this.]

Haru Okumura | P5R

[belletraitre]

[Haru's got a tiny crush on all her fellow Phantom Thieves (sans Mona and Akechi doesn't count), honestly, but the two standouts are He and She.]

[electricyousei]

The blonde one and the girl with glasses are cute. Your two standouts look a bit too close to friends of mine to comment.

ritsuka fujimaru ✦ fgo

[spesagus]

[ ... whatever this genre of man is... ]

Warren 🖤 Bloody Shadows

[badlucklady]

[ normal boys doing normal things ]

[genesisimperfecta]

[ It's like an invisible force prevents him from making any kind of pointed comment... Or sort of like if Warren (and Masaferry and Ailess) were rubber and Genesis (and Angeal and Sephiroth) were glue... ]

Rocket (Humanoid!AU) | MCU

[ceptme]

[Strictly canonically, he's not admitting shit and you can't make him. Based on various PSLs, your options are A (mid-Blip soulmates AU), B (post-Vol3), or C (post-Vol3)]

man, are we ever going in on B

[courier5]

You look 'em with muscle everywhere 'cept between the ears?

Asagami Fujino | Kara no Kyoukai | OTA

[asagami]

[She's moved on since, but her first crush! ...kinda normal tbh]

Isadora 'Izzy' Fairbanks | XMCU OC

[theshadowed]

m/f for shipping about

She loves a good playlist

michael kaiser | blue lock

[outplayed]

[ his celebrity crush is 💙manuel neuer💙... do not call his goat washed or kaiser will get so upset over it. ]

[simpings]

He's pretty good.

[ meh. ]

the ghoul ( fallout )

[chems]

She gave and took every fuckin' thing.

aurelien calistine | pathfinder (wotr) oc

[unrusty]

[ he's a messy bitch who likes to sample a variety of flavors. unfortunately ]

mo ran • 2ha

[thisvenerableone]

Here and here. There is no one more beautiful. ❤️

yuri / fe3h

[sabotages]

( hmm... alternatively, this loser, if he's not just joking around. don't look too closely, thanks. )

[swordarm]

...really? Him?

haru sagara | tokyo debunker

[bahnti]

[he's a simple guy, your honour. he likes the mentally ill guys who make him suffer needlessly]

[raothtas]

... I knew it. That's why he hates me, huh.

Reo Niiboshi | Sarazanmai

[niiboshi]

My Mabu. (Not the broken one.)

[starfreckles]

Hmm...

[Barely perceptible ear twitches.]

It's hard to read him?

Aurora || Ghost

[piccolademone]

[Just everyone here]

Shadow the Hedgehog - Sonic the Hedgehog - OTA

[the_coolest]

[A certain bat or perhaps a pink hedgehog?]

[curse_of_girl]

Huh, you know Amy too?

... Are there even humans where you're from? Never thought to ask Amy that.

kaoru sakurayashiki ( sk8 )

[intentio]

[ ugh. ]

[manservantwiggins]

Oh golly! [ Wiggins almost fainted. ]

bradley | mahoyaku | ota

[potensum]

[ the best cook in the entire universe!!!!!!!!!! ]

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

[asaviorshand]

[She's as sweet as that parfait.]

Nurarihyon | Yohaji | ota

[nuraridouman]

[Annoying Crow Tengu bastard or an even more annoying Onmyoji bastard? He hates that he can't get over either of them.]

Sylvain Gautier - Fire Emblem 3 Houses

[ruinedsky]

[ in women: completely out of his reach and therefore safe, or too kind even for his internalized cynicism
in men: pretty, loyal, oblivious, unattainable, or unavailable, smart, strategic, rude or teasing, willing and able to read him for filth, ]

satan | what in hell is bad | ota 21+

[bruxing]

[his wife, his other wife-- wait who the fuck is this guy]