no thoughts, only tfln

[liltuna]

we can text if we want to, we can leave your friends behind

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Rocket (Humanoid!AU) | MCU

[ceptme]

1. it's fine. it's over
   i'm just going to go
   stare at a wall for a while
2. i'm going to kill you. stop trying to get me laid.
3. he's "forgot how doors work" drunk so i dunno if i like your chances
4. nope, we're gonna make it everyone's problem
5. [CYOA/wildcard]

1.

[decodex]

Try the ceiling.
Lets you do all your staring into the void while contemplating your life choices but with the added benefit of lying down.

[ceptme]

i see you're a pro at this whole mental breakdown thing

[decodex]

Been at it for a while.

What's got you feeling messed up?

saw Last Dance yesterday btw so feel free to spoiler it up

[ceptme]

rough job
long story

in your professional opinion how drunk am i gonna need to get to turn my brain off

what did u think!!!

[decodex]

At the very least?
Drunk enough to end up in Mexico.

I have feelings!! Lots of them!!! Also, love to see Mrs Chen living her best life

[ceptme]

i'm gonna need more booze
where's a good spot to get drunk round here without bartenders gettin all precious about cuttin you off?

same, literally SO MANY THOUGHTS

[decodex]

Depends how much you're willing to put up with and how likely you are to ask questions.

( does he know cheap bars? yes. are they all 'above board'? not exactly. )

fr though you wanna get into Eddie's damage IC I am so here for it

[ceptme]

look
as long as the drink keeps comin i don't give a shit about anythin else
if i said 'high probability of barfights' is a plus does that help narrow it down?

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[protectoroftheskies]

Damn, Rocket. You could've just ghosted me.

[ceptme]

...so this was the wrong number, huh

[protectoroftheskies]

I was hoping that was the case, but you're also very blunt so I just wanted to make sure...

[ceptme]

yeah no my friends are just dickheads who don't know how take fuck off for an answer

[protectoroftheskies]

Is it Quill? You know I've been looking for a reason to punch him.

[ceptme]

he's a walking excuse, knock yourself out

or y'know
knock him out

try not to knock his brains loose though, he ain't got that much goin spare

[protectoroftheskies]

I can manage that. I don't want to permanently injure the guy...just get him to shut up for a while.

[ceptme]

the dream

2

[hawk_shot]

I wasn't trying to get you laid!!

But...
She had SO MANY eyes on you

[ceptme]

ask me if i give a shit

[hawk_shot]

Do you give a shit?

[ceptme]

super don't, thanks for asking

[hawk_shot]

Let me guess, you wanted her friend with the spider arms.
I can still get her and give her your number.

[ceptme]

how bout if i want a number i go get it myself and you find something else to do

[hawk_shot]

But I'm your Hawkeye = wingwoman
Hawk-wing??

[ceptme]

no.