what you deserve

[moosejuice]

what they deserve

• comment with your character.
• in no uncertain terms, other guys/gals/pals tell your guy/girl/not listed above what they deserve.
• this will go well.

Comments

Yelena Belova | mcu | ota

[so_many_pockets]

[wefightwithyou]

A pony!

[so_many_pockets]

I deserve a pony?
Why?

[wefightwithyou]

Because you are my daughter and all daughters want and deserve a pony!

[so_many_pockets]

Maybe when they are very small, but I am an adult now. What would I even do with a pony?

[wefightwithyou]

You would ride it! You are not very big and ponies are very strong, I have read about them.

[so_many_pockets]

I may not be very big, but I am sure I am no longer pony sized. If I wanted to, I could just ride an actual horse.

[wefightwithyou]

Okay you deserve horse then.

[so_many_pockets]

I did not mean that I want a horse either. How am I going to store and care for a horse?

[wefightwithyou]

You argue for horse a lot for someone that does not want horse.

Fine, fine. You deserve happiness. You had it then it was taken away when you did nothing wrong and that was cruel. And wrong. And you don’t deserve that.

[so_many_pockets]

I was not arguing for horse, I was arguing against pony.

No. We are not having that conversation.

[wefightwithyou]

Cake, then you deserve cake. Even if you are difficult sometimes.

[so_many_pockets]

Okay, that one I can agree with.

[wefightwithyou]

Yes! You deserve…

[Shit, he should know this. Decades in prison was not great for his mental healthy but he could remember a type of cake she liked, right?]

Mint chocolate ice cream cake

[so_many_pockets]

[Hmm. Please hold, testing.]

Mint chocolate ice cream cake. Are you certain that was the kind I liked?

[wefightwithyou]

I would not forget my little girl’s favorite cake!

[Well, he hates to admit it but… a good father doesn’t lie to their kids! Unless it’s about being spies. Maybe. Parenting is hard!]

Actually I might have forgotten. Russian prison is not good for memory.

[so_many_pockets]

[Worth it.]

No, it was my favorite as a child, and I do still like it. That was funny, though. Points for honesty.

[wefightwithyou]

I cannot believe you put me through that for joke.

So proud of you, was a very good joke!

[so_many_pockets]

Put you through what? I did not even question you for more two minutes.

But thank you.