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[liltuna]

it's an am post

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5.

[videostore]

are you really gonna blame it on a raccoon?
c'mon, dude.

[pissant]

it was a raccoon!
people believe aliens
and you say raccoon
and SUDDENLY no one knows

[videostore]

so it was a raccoon that came into the house, ate the pizza, sat on the couch, and turned the tv on?

[pissant]

okay so even if it wasn’t a space raccoon
that is all stuff that is totally feasible
they have little thumbs!!

[videostore]

i know what rocket looks like, scott.
wait, they do. you're right.
that little guy could've stolen anything with those bad boys.

[pissant]

SO THEN WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME
Rocket is a little thief!!
and i know that for a fact
cause it takes one to know one!

i just stick steve in the mcu like it's no big deal.

[videostore]

YOU WERE THE LAST IN THE KITCHEN ACCORDING TO TONY!!!
oh my god, man, please relax.
we all know you're a thief. we all know rocket is.
case CLOSED.

idk theres spooky witch lady mcu happening right now it a whole thing

[pissant]

TONY HAS IT OUT FOR ME ITS A WHOLE THING

excuse you
i liberated things that other people owned
thief is such a harsh word

AND I AM NOTHING LIKE ROCKET

spooky witch mcu is good mcu!

[videostore]

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW???
you're the one who said you know a thief when you see one, dude.
liberating stuff does sound better though.
WHY ARE YOU SO MAD ABOUT THAT???

it is good mcu i just finished watching whats out yesterday with some mates was freakin' decent

[pissant]

WELL DON'T JUST ASSUME THAT IDEAL STEALING SONOFABITCH IS ALWAYS RIGHT JUST CAUSE HE'S CHARISMATIC
little man doin all the work
big guy takin all the credit
typical

i made most of my money returning stolen things
before i got a real job
OKAY
so like liberating just seems better
...
...
course sometimes it was kinda questionable how those people got said items in the first place
BUT THATS NONE OF MY BUSINESS

he likes to steal to steal
i did it cause well
i was just good at it
[And you totally did it just to do it Scott don't even act like just cause you're a superhero now you weren't a piece of shit back whe

[videostore]

[ i said your love is lifting me higher, right out of captcha, like never before. ]