Fixes

[madmeemey]

I CAN FIX THEM
no, really, I can.



how to play
○ slap all your character's messiness up in that subject line.
○ people let u know if they'd fix them.
○ or make them worse?

Comments

250+ yr old radioactive noseless cowboy who's cynical and lost a lot of his humanity over the years

[vocalistyodels]

[IDK some people would call being cynical keeping it real, but shut up Cooper, you're wrong.]

[sverth]

I don't think anyone's fixing that.

[ The face? The rest? Both? And he says this with all the self-awareness of a guy who's similar, just older, be-nosed, and radless. ]

[vocalistyodels]

[Looking good for however old you are, sir. Guess that whole blood drinking gig does wonder for the complexion.]

I'd say that goes for most things where I'm from.

[sverth]

[ Better than chems, at least. ]

Judging by the smell, that comes as no surprise. On the bright side, you'll never have to worry about vampires. [ Blech. ]

[vocalistyodels]

[Can the chems really do any more harm to this beautiful face?]

That the worse where you from? Trade em for the deathclaws and cazadors. Throw in a couple radroaches as a bonus.

[As for the smell... he'd say he's used to the smell, but his sense of smell is uh. Well. Not important.]

[sverth]

[ A morbid little laugh. ] Oh, not always the worst. But I can't say we have anything quite so... evocatively named. I don't know what a 'radroach' is and from the sound of it, I'm pretty happy with that.

[vocalistyodels]

Well I can't take credit for them, but they're memorable.

Don't gotta imagine much, just everything is bigger in the wastes. Bugs, wildlife, monsters. Most things will try and make a meal of ya too.

So if not vampires, what's worse? Got werewolves? Bogmen? Frankenstein's monster?

[sverth]

Now that just sounds like a fun hunting trip. [ Eric no. ]

Werewolves are a pain in the ass — but still lower on the scale against a vampire. [ He's not biased, or anything. ] Witches, on the other hand. Ever met one?

[vocalistyodels]

[Hm, the way he words that has him wondering-]

Ain't met any of those things, much less a witch. Though I might be wrong...

[Cooper tilts his head curiously at the man.]

So which one is you? Witch or the blood sucker?

[sverth]

Well I can give you two hints, my leathery friend.

[ A pair of fangs slips free, but just for a couple of moments; seems his instincts don't even want to consider taking a bite out of the guy in front of him, so he retracts them again. ]

So what's in those veins? Radioactive waste?

[vocalistyodels]

[That does answer his question, doesn't mean he doesn't have more.]

Well, can't say I've had it tested, but it do taste different than the blood of some smoothskin.

[He smiles.]

Not interested?

[sverth]

[ He smirks at 'smoothskin'. Delightful. ]

You're just a little... well-done, for my tastes.

[vocalistyodels]

Guess you would like your steak more raw.

[Maybe medium rare to start.]

So how them things work? Gotta unhinge your jaw a little for em to poke out or ya just think it?

[The ghoul wiggles his fingers at his own mouth. How do them fangs work, bro.]