( THE MINOR INJURY MEME )

[zizz]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

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Comments

[apocalypticduality]

"We need to keep up to thnuff right? Can't jutht let our shit get lax jutht becauthe thingth haven't happened in a while. Friendly thpar would do it a lot of good," Sollux shrugged, dragging his fingers back through the top of Bro's hair and scratching some at his scalp. At least with as much space as they had there wouldn't be much in the way of collateral damage. It was just a matter of keeping back from the treeline that separated the properties. He wondered idly how many of their neighbors had been affected by the Vast Doki; he knew that nearly everyone in the house had.

[smuppetwrangler]

"Might wind up inadvertently startin' a fight club if we do it right now," Bro joked with a chuckle, eyes shutting with a grin to the scalp massage. "Let's put it off 'til later. 'Least 'til a few of these bruises get some time to stop bein' so sore." He finished off his beer and set the bottle down on the table.

"So what were you tryin' to even do that you cut your thumb, dude?"

[apocalypticduality]

"I dethided it wath a good idea to try and uthe one of the thtupid rethipeth that KK talking about the latht time he wath down. I don't know how he doeth that kind of thtuff daily without fucking hith fingerth up."

[smuppetwrangler]

"Most chefs have janky hands and cut fingers all over the place, dude. Don't ever trust a cook who doesn't have scarred hands, that's what I say." He stood and wrapped his arms around Sollux's shoulder. "C'mon, let's go grab some food. What're you in the mood for?"

[apocalypticduality]

"KK'th handth look ok, but he'th altho obthenely thlow and careful about hith thlithing." Sollux rolled his eyes then tucked his hands into Bro's pockets and leaned up against him. "Feel like fatht food?"