How far

[moosejuice]

HOW FAR HAVE YOU GONE? meme



...well, have you done it? Had sex, I mean.

✱ Instead of commenting with the usual, your subject line is reserved for your character's status. Virgin? Canonical slut? Died without ever getting laid? r/ihavesex post subject? Have they gotten to first base?
✱ They can totally lie, btw.
✱ Let the commentary roll in.

Comments

All the way. Time and time again.

[avengedninefold]

It’s the size. Trust.

Virgin

[catsgothistongue]

Has two sons so you do the math on that one

[meatmom]

[pink_is_back]

You have two kids? You must have so many stories to tell about them.

Second Base-- wait, no, third? I forget, what does strangling count for again?

[pathofvigilante]

[itsthecape]

[LIP CURLS UP ALL THE WAY INTO OUTER SPACE. IT’S ORBITAL.]

…for you? That definitely qualifies as a foul ball.

[Ugh, there’s some knowledge he wishes could be scrubbed from an eidetic memory. How Bruce coped with years of this guy’s Overshares, he’d never know.]

Slutty but in an old elven god sort of way.

[dreadwolfrises]

[backstabbing]

Oh...do tell me all the sordid details.

How does the Dreadwolf take it?

All the way- voted best ass in Gotham for a reason

[acrobatss]

Re: All the way- voted best ass in Gotham for a reason

[itsthecape]

Show off.

[A grin though.

Props to 1 out of 4 for knocking this thing out of the park. The rest of them should probably be taking notes.]

Died a virgin.

[conradachenleck]

All the way~ Everyone's favourite ride.

[wynterssolitude]

Oh he's done it. Lots of times. With age comes experience, right?

[geezer_mode]

[Granted, it was kinda hard getting it on while running about as the eighth dwarf.

"Impossible to penetrate." That's what she said before giving up on sausage nose that night.]

I couldn't resist.

[kusuriuris]

Not sure if I believe you. Either way, I pity whoever ends up in your bed.

the circumstances of said first time is nothing she wants to talk about.

[swordpour]

(thanks, she hates this.)

Virgin, for now.

[repudiatedbutunbowed]

[profane_hero]

By choice, or are you looking for somebody to change that for you?

All the way, a bunch of times

[griffoncourier]

What? Doesn't everyone?

Oral a few times. Once in the butt.

[fistsofchange]

I mean, only if you count canon. If you count bakerstreet hookups it's way more than that.

Canon: virgin, memes? Bangin'

[soft_shelled]

Tch, do you have no class?

[neverdisappointed]

[Don't mind her or her smirk, she's just here to give you shit. Or empathy. Or both.]

Aw, you expected anyone here to have a shred of class? Adorable.

Canon start: virgin. Canon ch3+: 3rd base. Memes: All the way!

[alivian]

All the way to getting engaged

[pineapplegifter]

check the username

[virginchad]

All the way.

[occultinspector]

5,000 years of satisfying all sorts of lovers. You figure the rest out.

[thelamia]

He's been alone in a castle since he was 11....

[learningtolove]

.....and the closest he's gotten to kissing a woman was stroking her hair and occasionally cuddling with her in front of a fire.

[His face upon having this info out there will be this icon.]

[pilfeline]

I imagine the tusks would kind of get in the way during a makeout session.

[ She shouldn't be making this worse for him but that facial expression is really funny. ]

Probably had sex at some point or another in his life.

[survivalthroughhate]

Nothing going on currently due to his lower half being completely prosthetic, so y'know, lack of dick these days.

Intends to do everything if he hasn't gotten around to it already.

[wolf_lover]

Gone all the way with both women and men

[roughedge]

He's had a couple of kids during his life, so yes.

[metalmanipulator]

Freak in the sheets, and on the streets.

[cafeultra]