in the words of latto

[liltuna]

 

what are they packing meme 🍆 A meme so basic, it hardly needs a clever introduction. We're talking about equipment. Tools. The hammer. The salami. The little friend.  The eggplant. No eggplant? No problem. BDE takes many forms—no dick necessary. And we can't forget that heavy are the hips that bear the strap. So, you know, we can pontificate about that size of that instead. How to Play — Leave a top-level comment with your character. — Reply to others and guess their size. Guesses can be in inches, hand gestures, references to fruit/vegetables... The floor is yours. — Be bad.

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OTA

[bi_gender]

[Presenting as: Marika
Taking answers for: Radagon
Telling anyone she is technically two people: No, at least not immediately
Doing a little trolling: Yes]

Noah Bennet || Heroes || OTA

[callmenoah]

( because, lol. lmao. )

Asta ☘ Black Clover

[ablade]

Kageyama Tobio | Haikyuu!! | m/m

[assumptions]

Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

Donatello - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[soft_shelled]

Travis Touchdown | No More Heroes | OTA

[crownless_king]

[nutkrusher]

Don't think you'd need that lightsaber if the answer was anything impressive.

Hope Travis doesn't mind getting double teamed by the Kombat Kids.

[takeda]

You're giving baby dick, man.

No offense.

[combat_ready]

[She looks down, directly staring at his crotch. Her eyes shifting in a way that shows they were optical lenses rather than biological.]

... By my understanding, that is average in size?

This game is very strange.

Asterios (Berserker) | Fate/Grand Order | OTA

[monsterofminos]

[Asterios is a fluffy cinnamon bun. He holds up his two pole axes because he assumes that's what's being asked.

But the minotaur is a whopping 9'7" so. Just leave that to your imagination.]

[poisonousflower]

[Snow pulls out his own kukri. Obviously this is about weapons. What else could it be about?

To put it simply, the expression is a bit too modern for Snow to get it. Two centuries sealed away in a book will do that to a person.]

Ishida Yamato | Digimon Adventure | OTA

[harmonica_guy]

[destructivekitty]

Is it really fair for me to guess, though?

Kabal | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Hey, just because I carry two hook swords and am burned over a large portion of my body, don’t worry…I’m still packing!

[takeda]

Sometimes that's all that matters. If you've got it, flaunt it.

[ ... ]

Just not literally because that might get weird.

The Medicine Seller/Kun | Mononoke Karakasa | OTA

[kusuriuris]

Are we measuring my sword? I'm not sure if...

[ Someone offscreen whispers into his ear. ]

Oh...Oh.

Count Marzo Kalif | Masters of the Universe

[geezer_mode]

[Yeah, he got BDE. Multiple BDEs.]

Takeda Takahashi | Mortal Kombat | ota

[takeda]

Since I've chimed in on how a few others here might measure up, it's only fair that I put myself on the chopping block.

[ Wait. ]

Let me rephrase that...

[bombtech]

That's some bad phrasing there. But alright, I'll guess... average.

Rex | Xenoblade Chronicles 3:FR | M/F

[chadasaurus_rex]

[The man has three hot wives, so...]

Jason O'Flanagan, private detective | OC

[occultinspector]

[baobhanboy]

10 centimeters.

Luo Binghe | Scum Villain's Self-Saving System | OTA

[virginchad]

Cierán O'Connell | OC | M/M

[roughedge]

Logan Steele | OC

[fatedmate]

That's personal, don't you think?

Luke Statham | OC

[more2it]

Chuck Hansen | Pacific Rim | M/M

[driftapart]

vash | trigun stampede | ota

[skelters]

[ help ]

[louboutinjudas]

[ Are you fucking kidding with this. ]

Are you fucking kidding with this?! Did you lose a bet or somethin'?