Green flags

[morphs]

GREEN FLAGS meme

It's not all doom and gloom all the time. Don't beat yourself up! You are a total catch.

how to play
- forget what you think you know about memes.
- forget the traditional subject line. no prefs. no character info.
- verbalize the green flag(s) that would make your character the perfect partner.

Comments

cocksure but actually puts his money where his mouth is. golden retriever level loyal.

[negativechill]

[ scribbled in over top of a scratched-out 'would break intergalactic law to save you from a hangnail.' and under THAT is an even more scratched-out 'would die to save you from a hangnail.'

prefs here for anything other than gen chatter. ]

[overtakes]

You’re dating Spock and that’s what you come up with? Maybe, I don’t know, cheat a little and let him do your homework for you.

I genuinely feel bad for you. It’s like watching Free Willy but instead of making the jump, the whale lands on the kid.

Tragic.

Wealthy, successful doctor. Tall, handsome. In his 40s, but has the libido of a horny teenager.

[drdick]

She's "text me when you get home safe", "I made you cookies", and a good bullet shield.

[infinite1ups]

I give a hundred and ten percent in everything I do.

[shelbycobra]

[ ooc: Shelby's bio is on her journal for reference. Which explains why she has to be in this meme because she loves green flags. ]

Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…) was written with him in mind

[overtakes]

• Protective ( he will break into your house to plant bugs to see what his partner likes. it’s not creepy, love is a battlefield. )
• Perceptive (loves to kill bad guys and make up outlandish stories about his occupation because he can’t exactly say he’s in the CIA. you’re a stewardess? bam, he’s a pilot. )
• Knowledgeable ( because his wingman is feeding him info through an earpiece )
• Loves animals ( the more pathetic the better because walking around with an old dog is the equivalent to toting around a newborn baby in the dating world. )
• Determined ( he was so flabbergasted that a woman turned him down that he showed up during her work function and disrupted it until she agreed to go on a date with him. Think Ghost except he ragged on her products instead of singing. )
• Sense of humor ( when his now fiancée bumped into her ex and wanted FDR to pretend they were dating he purposely kept calling him by the wrong name. )

[ parentheses not there, just had to emphasize how much of a green flag he is not—fake it until you make it baby. shhh he is working on himself ]

[negativechill]

[ BURSTS OUT LAUGHING ]

Always interested in hearing about your interests, undying loyalty.

[cafeultra]

[ She's also willing to tolerate a lot of heinous shit just to be loved/wanted which thinks is a green flag. ]

Very protective, fearlessly affectionate, will /always/ share his food.

[kusuriuris]

[mommacat]

What food are you sharing? If the food is bad, you won't need to share.

Patient, knowledgeable, well read, oblivious but in a cute way

[elfoutoftime]

[red_oni]

[Halfway into a strawberry sundae, whipped cream on his nose and everything.]

So, what... a librarian?

Will kill for you. (Please ask him to kill for you.)

[helluvaoutlaw]

[ BONUS
+ has a horse!
+ good with rope
+ part snake so extra dick?
+ hot voice & plays guitar ]

[hooked_on_kaballin]

A guitar and a horse? I can’t compete with that!

technically a prince; absolutely a puppy dog; can introduce you to lancelot

[graal]

[prettieststorm]

And who is Lancelot?

Extremely loyal, accepting, patient, always willing to listen, will protect you at all costs...

[monsterofminos]

[and very fluffy.

His only downside is that he's a massive 9'7" and speaks slowly? Question mark because that might not be a downside.]

[hooked_on_kaballin]

You sure are fluffy!

That’s adorable, man.

Is the human-shaped lovechild of a golden retriever & your favorite comfort food.

[shouldhaveknown]

[ + will love you, support you and tell you to stop if you're going down the wrong path
+ kinda fail-prone, but in a clumsy puppy way
+ skilled medic
+ actually has a mature and serious side & will always come through for you no matter what]

Has the maturity, experience* and wallet of an old man and the body of a twenty-something.

[nuraridouman]

[ADDITIONAL PERKS:

- has zero qualms to punch monsters or gods for you
- will chase all the foxes out of your life
- experienced sadist who knows how to keep S&M healthy
- gap moe]

Kind, patient, will fight by your side, and financially set for life!

[octogenesis]

[ Though she doesn't care much about that. ]

will defend you with his life, fights for justice, is a kitty cat

[pawlice]

[ + he comes from a loaded family
+ high INT low WIS in a way that makes him seem low INT sometimes
+ extremely earnest and passionate
+ believes in second chances and sees the good in people
+ emphasizing again that he is a kitty cat ]

[startraveler]

...Would I be allowed to touch the ears and tail?

[Asking the most important questions here.]

Great sense of humor and personality, principled, hard working, loyal to loved ones, good with kids

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Loyal until the very end, dedicated, uses ninja skills for good

[suneko_no_hitomi]

always there to pick you up when you fall, even love can transcend death

[emboldens]

( And kill animals for you when you turn into a vampire and need blood. Now that is love. )

A strong and powerful king who's much nicer than his reputation suggests

[rockyemperor]

A sweet, kind homemaker who sincerely cares for others

[shakkin]

A flirty nine-tailed fox skilled in the arts and knows both how to tease and be kind

[flirtyfox]

(ooc | M/M for any mutual interest but totally open to anyone gen threads)

A fun but powerful mage that's a natural mother hen

[mommacat]

chaotic good country boy, puppy, can reach high places, nice butt

[zakkusu]

cute, always smiling, extremely supportive, very soft ears and tail

[madhere]

[ ... sure, he may scare the shit out of you sometimes by popping in and out of existence, but that's part of his charm? ]

Will cross universes to be with you

[seestheglimmer]

and also save the world.