groupon ([personal profile] groupon) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2024-09-04 04:03 pm

Dirty dialogue

Dirtiest Dialogue


no blank comments. leave a sexy, dirty starter that's the most IC for your character.
→ of course, sexy talk varies, and this is IC, so your mileage may also vary also!
→ earn your tags, baby.
hairychest: ([4])

ginger fitzgerald | ginger snaps | ota

[personal profile] hairychest 2024-09-04 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Nut up or shut up. 'Cause I want to fuck you into the morgue.

[ Yeah, we're getting out of pocket right at first jump. Sorry. ]
beeeecause: (for the midnight spree)

[personal profile] beeeecause 2024-09-05 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as you promise to visit.

[ not out of a goth pocket, though! ]

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internofdestiny: (ohohoho)

Ninia, KEEPER OF THE BLADE | Original | ota

[personal profile] internofdestiny 2024-09-04 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You think YOU can satisfy me? This I've gotta see.
infinite1ups: (Default)

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[personal profile] infinite1ups 2024-09-04 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not gonna break me.
fistsofchange: (Pleeeeeeeeeeese?)

Bai Lin | original | ota

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2024-09-04 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What can I say? I'm a simple woman. I see a dick, I wanna suck it.

[OR, if you'd rather:]

What can I say? I'm a simple woman. I see a pussy, I wanna lick it.
soft_shelled: (359)

Donatello - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[personal profile] soft_shelled 2024-09-04 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
... fine, I guess I can stop work for you.

[Yes, it's more what he'd stop work to do that makes it dirty? Maybe>]
cafeultra: (could be saying fuck.)

becca nova ♠ original ♠ ota

[personal profile] cafeultra 2024-09-04 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought of you when I was touching myself last night.
videostore: dnt. (Default)

STEVE HARRINGTON ⟳ STRANGER THINGS.

[personal profile] videostore 2024-09-04 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I can feel you throbbing.
neverdisappointed: (pic#15347420)

MJ Jones | MCU | OTA

[personal profile] neverdisappointed 2024-09-04 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You're wearing way too many clothes.
towerofsecrets: (Default)

TTT | Reverse: 1999 | OTA

[personal profile] towerofsecrets 2024-09-04 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It's killing me inside that I can't just rip your clothes off of you right now.
dontneedscales: (Sunlight)

[personal profile] dontneedscales 2024-09-05 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
That's mutual, you know.

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wolfdogwitcher: (pic#14218012)

Eskel || The Witcher || books+games but ota 21+

[personal profile] wolfdogwitcher 2024-09-05 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Can't be bothered by my face if you're sittin' on it, darlin'.
mewnifestos: (pic#10476594)

[personal profile] mewnifestos 2024-09-05 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
He can't really help himself, nearly choking on his drink as a laugh crowds unexpectedly up his throat. All right, not exactly what he was expecting when the conversation turned to the time-honored tradition of tipsily trading stories of increasingly salacious nature (mostly, if not entirely, at his own prompting, of course), but hardly disappointing.

Still, Anders shakes his head, adamant, the look he turns on Eskel playfully accusatory. "I refuse to believe that line ever worked for you - you're just making things up, now."

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wantitall: (homunculus)

Greed | fma | ota

[personal profile] wantitall 2024-09-05 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
You know, maybe I should leave a few pretty marks on you. [ There's a predatory hunger in his grin as he says it. Then again, with his teeth, it's hard for him to look any other way. ] Just so you don't forget who you belong to.
crystalbetrayed: (Hen - Bedroom Eyes)

Long time no see~

[personal profile] crystalbetrayed 2024-09-05 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh?

[ She's going to lift that shirt of hers, just enough to expose her torso and breasts, leaving her collarbone covered. ]

Well, here's a canvas for you.

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sciencealwaysfindsaway: (who knows?  certainly not me)

Arpad Kovacs, American Arcadia, gen only

[personal profile] sciencealwaysfindsaway 2024-09-05 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[You want him... to talk... about dirt? Well the life sciences aren't his specialty, but he'll give it a try!]

Did you know that one tablespoon of healthy dirt has more life in it than there are people on Earth?

[Now if you wanted him to talk sexy, that would be different. Not sure why y'all are using "dirty" and "sexy" in the same sentence, dirt isn't sexy unless that's your kink.]
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nutkrusher: (Let's Get Down to Business)

[personal profile] nutkrusher 2024-09-05 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I've just been dying to ask you...

...what is loam, exactly?

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nutkrusher: (You Got Caged)

Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[personal profile] nutkrusher 2024-09-05 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
That's it. Good pet.

You look good on your knees.
ratfish: (98)

jane doe ✦ zzzero

[personal profile] ratfish 2024-09-05 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I got a new shade of lipstick today. Want to help me test it?

Picked it out 'cause I thought it'd look nice on your inner thigh.
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cinderferal: (Default)

Shidou Ryusei | Blue Lock | m/m

[personal profile] cinderferal 2024-09-05 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna get you fucking pregnant.

[Actual pregnancy not required, it's just how he is. Unless...]
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menkoi: <user name=houncls site=tumblr> (ngl your honor idgaf)

the meme: sexy starter. me:

[personal profile] menkoi 2024-09-05 10:24 am (UTC)(link)

...this is a Wendy's?

Like that would stop him

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lmao it would not

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geezer_mode: (Arrogant 2)

Count Marzo Kalif | Masters of the Universe

[personal profile] geezer_mode 2024-09-05 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
You know what I'd really like to do to you? I'd like to stick my tongue right up inside you and taste every drop of you from the inside out.

[You. fucking. pervert.]
poutbender: (Default)

korra | avatar: tlok | f/f

[personal profile] poutbender 2024-09-05 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
You know, since I'm the Avatar, I'm great at bending. And right now, I plan on bending you over.

[ did she really just say that? she did. she looks pleased with herself, too. ]
placidwaters: (lil happy)

[personal profile] placidwaters 2024-09-05 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Shockingly she actually laughs at that. It’s a very soft hidden behind her sleeve sort of chuckle.]

No wonder they call you a prodigy cousin.

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veryfond: (054)

elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[personal profile] veryfond 2024-09-05 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
Don't stop. Make me forget everything but this.
savannasweetheart: (My woman again?)

Elza the Hyena woman ~ Interspecies Reviewers ~ F/F or soft bois

[personal profile] savannasweetheart 2024-09-05 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
Are you ready to be my woman tonight?
crossbowandcompass: (Default)

[personal profile] crossbowandcompass 2024-09-05 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Linkle looks up at her turning bright red.]

I don’t think I’ve been more ready for anything ever.

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likefollowandobey: (Default)

Tyreen Calypso ~ Borderlands 3 ~ F/F

[personal profile] likefollowandobey 2024-09-05 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you weren't hoping for mercy tonight Superfan, I'm not that kind of God.
bimbard: (Charisma caster)

Allura The Bardlock ~ Rapscallion’s art ~ F/F

[personal profile] bimbard 2024-09-05 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Are you in need of some Bardic Inspiration?
shittylittle: (anyway i whaled so i could get this)

aster | nu: carnival | ota 18+

[personal profile] shittylittle 2024-09-05 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not punishment if you're having a wonderful time, is it? Now tell me all the naughty things you've been thinking, and I'll decide whether you walk tomorrow or not~
heygoaliegoalie: (02.)

Jay Murphy ✰ OC ✰ OTA

[personal profile] heygoaliegoalie 2024-09-05 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me what you want.
callmenoah: (perfectly normal.)

Noah Bennet || NBC's Heroes || OTA

[personal profile] callmenoah 2024-09-05 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you going to be good for me?
botanophile: (Ivy 03)

Poison Ivy | Batman: Arkhamverse | F/F

[personal profile] botanophile 2024-09-05 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Look how wet your cunt is, my pheromones are doing their job splendidly, aren't they?
allaboutthatbasenoacid: http://hxneylemon.tumblr.com/ (#scared)

[personal profile] allaboutthatbasenoacid 2024-09-05 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
“Y-Yes Doctor Isley, I didn’t expect t-the effects so quickly.”

Poor Honey Lemon had thought with her mastery of chemistry she might be the right superhero scientist to reach out to Poison Ivy and get her to stop her latest rampage.

But now stripped of her gear and on display it was clear Honey’s attempts to make a strong enough antidote for Ivy’s pheromones still had a long way to go.

“You r-really are a genius.”

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