bakerstreet | picture prompts (texting optional)

what are the chances you'll encounter a life endanering disease by doing so?

probably as high a chance as your fancy potions' ability to fix me after the fact?

you sound so confident. and what will you give me for that fancy potion?

what else do you nerdy scientist-types care for?
wanna reach in my pocket and see if its deep enough for you?

[ that's crazy, but don't mind if medicine pocket does actually! ]

what an idea, you really drive a hard bargain that i can't ignore soon-to-be-benefactor-poisoned-by-their-own-stupidiy!

[ they're in a good mood when money is mentioned. ]

go on, smoke it, tell me the side effects. delirium? loss of balance? joint stiffness? bleeding from your orifices? tell me, i really want to know

[ not to be a creep, but he likes the kind of people who can be swayed easily with money :\ ]

here.

[ let's say they have the strange, archanist technology that yoshida can hook himself up to, and raw data that is frankly gibberish to a layman like hirofumi himself, but completely comprehensible for the likes of medicine pocket.

nothing shows in the data when he takes the first hit; perhaps in a few minutes time, a his heart rate erratically slows down, and then shoots back up. ]

haha, that was weird. seems like cannabis, but it might be laced with something else. anything irregular in the data yet?
btw, do you have a girlfriend?

Edited 2024-09-01 18:03 (UTC)

[ what a creep -_- creepy enough that medicine pocket will want the entirety of yoshia's pocket.

information fills the device medicine pocket has in tow, gloved fingers brushing against the screen to confirm that yoshida has ingested something he shouldn't have. the rise and fall of his heart rate means very little if it's juet cannabis, but they're shifting through screens to check if the blood flow had slowed down, or if his temperature risen, maybe something foreign could have slipped into the depths of his body that they'll have to cut out.

they're curious due to the idea being possible that they're smiling. they do note that the cells seem to be a little more active than usual, maybe they should say something about that.

they should but the question at the end haa no correlation with the data at hand. ]

what does a girlfriend have to do with you possibly dying?

[ yoshida continues smoking the joint - it really doesn't seem all that bad. mostly, he's doing it to mask whatever injury he's enduring. a test of the technology to see if medicine pocket will eventually pick things up. for now, it's fun, and he's not in too much pain, nor is he really dying.

truly, he's been in worse situations. ]

just wondering if it'd be homewrecky of me if i started flirting with you
that's what drugs do, lower your inhibitions so you say more out of pocket things.
like: you kinda remind me of someone i liked. but smarter

[ medicine pocket doesn't have the best track record with dealing with people, he's sort of prickly and finds the thought of dealing with others annoying. they'd rather be in a room where they can work on their projects alone, and that's why he can laugh at yoshida for his comment. ]

lowering your inhibitions is true, but the example is funnier
you could admit to a murder, or let me know a deep dark secret, but choosing a cheesy pick up line? i'll help you out so you won't feel bad
keep in mind your efforts will fall flat

[ do they want to know who that person is? curious and feeling entitled with yoshida hooked up to archanist technology, they decide to check yoshida's brain waves— taking note if the delta and theta bands decreased, and or an increase in beta bands. it'll tell them if the cannabis is working overtime, or if he's just fucking with medicine pocket.

there is a part of them that wishes there was something they could say to get underneath his skin just to see how his brain responds. ]

we have different interests
and apparently i'm interested in women from your perspective

[ unless money is involved. ]

i can admit i've killed people without being high or drunk for it. don't you believe it?
you're weird, so maybe you're into that kinda stuff, the terrible things i've done in the name of justice.

[ that's kind of out of nowhere - it's a bit of trying to sound cool and also just not giving a shit about what's being said. he admits it: he is into medicine pocket, the way they seem to be oblivious that yoshida is amusing and infuriating, and often hirofumi pushes boundaries to see how much they tolerate of his advances, benign for the time being, before he gets more physical.

and— if nothing else, the sharp teeth, the dog-like mannerisms. it does remind him of a little someone of the distant past- uncertain if that boy is even still alive.

it disgusts him that he even thinks of denji here, but yoshida hirofumi is nothing if not a disgusting person. ]

aha, then i'll bite...
what kind of person are you interested in? or is that kind of thing beyond you?

being called weird by you sounds like a compliment

[ an arcanist has been labeled worse, and weird doesn't bother them at all as they're self-aware of how weird they can be. perhaps it isn't a compliment from yoshida, but medicine pocket takes it as one for themselves. ]

i don't give a damn about justice, what's a hero able to do for me? what you've done in general, well that i can document and research, so tell me all the horrible things you've fooled yourself into thinking is justice

[ the job they have is supposed to be justice too, they're meant to learn about the storm to try and prevent its mayhem, and medicine pocket could care little about that. it's the personal research and the cure to their boredom why they stay so long, though the truth is that no one from the foundation can really leave.

caged like dogs and given limited freedom, it doesn't seem like justice at all. ]

i'm interested in what i like, things i can bite into
things i can play with that are fun
don't worry, i'd make sure couldn't have me, isn't that fun?
that'll help remind you of that person you can't get out your head

[ isn't medicine pocket so considerate? ]

youre sick.
but ill tell you everything if you wanna hear it.

you're telling me to expect to chase, huh? i'm somewhat of a devil hunter in the past, i'm sure i wouldn't have to chase too long... would i?

"i'm sick", "i'm weird" you say that a lot, do you gain something or are you looking for an equal

cannabis really makes you stupid whatever i'm telling you to not even try, success isn't in your future
luckily for you this is all hypothetical as cannabis makes you say "out of pocket" things
maybe you can spare yourself the embarrassment, benefactor

[ yoshida when it's not about money, benefactor when time is money. <3

arcanists are difficult individuals, medicine pocket even more so. ]

for being a devil hunter, there has to be a few that's into you?

[ unless yoshida is into the difficult ones. ]

yeah, i guess that's how i flirt, hurl gentle insults at you. glad you're catching on.

you're telling me not to even try, but not telling me to stop. i think it's nice to be openly into someone— we're in a place and age where this kind of thing isn't looked down upon. not really, anyway

[ and yoshida is totally into the difficult ones. tragically so... it's so unfortunate medpoc ticks literally all the boxes for gap left behind by the boy-he-got-too-close. ]

lol if they were into me?
i guess so. i have conventionally handsome looks for a japanese guy.
but i'm too strange for most people.

ugh gross

[ don't tell them that, they'll have difficulties taking him seriously now... medicine pocket's first mistake was ever taking him seriously but what. ever!!! ]

why would i waste my breath, i already have a feeling you won't fuck off
i'm telling you to give up because why would i want to be in the company of anyone let alone some guy pretending around humans?

[ "what about ezra" this isn't about them.

anyway, it's true, they didn't tell yoshida to stop... ]

you're inherently a dumbass, we already know that
what's so strange about you that wards off humans and devils
your unlucky track record might work on arcanists too
maybe you're just undesirable

Edited 2024-09-02 18:35 (UTC)

well, i find fieldwork a lot more exciting.
there's not much i can do at the foundation, so i'd best be out there observing people. you don't find them at all interesting?

[ maybe medicine pocket considers it a weakness, though, to have the kind of worldly attachments as he does. with yoshida, his human attachments has never ended well. his latest loss still thrums like distant wardrums somewhere in the pits of his heart; for all intents and purposes, perhaps his strange pursuit of medicine pocket is a sort of rebound or coping mechanism.

in the archaic data, medicine pocket may translate the incoming lines as his brainwaves blooming with a memory he stored away in a special part of his mind. ]

mmm yes, i am a dumbass.
and yeah, i'm probably undesirable too
at least i have the means to keep you interested.

[ . . . ]

so you really don't think about sex at all?

[ another part of his brain ignites. maybe he liked all the insults, medpoc :( ]

Edited 2024-09-03 14:55 (UTC)

i'd rather you not have anything to do with us, i already see too much of you

[ way too much, if he wants fieldwork then he could probably be an asset to vertin and their team, as for those of laplace, they're not doing that... sort of, medicine pocket would never let this freak near ezra. ]

you sound like a damn stalker, sends a shiver down my spine

[ not because they're scared, but how gross and slimy the other comes off.

ugh, they would sling a few more insults just to dig in how weird yoshida is until their interest is in the data sent to them. they hate it because that means there's something interesting going on in there. ]

confident, aren't you? well you're right. i don't give a critter's ass about you, as for the money... that's a different story.

i want to know what you're thinking about

depends on the creature being made and if i can edit the dna to the left just a tad
that's the only time sexual intercourse matters to me
are you signing yourself up?

[ oooooohhh he wants to fuck so bad it makes him look stupid, medicine pocket can help with that. ]

it comes with the job, back when i was more immersed with human society, and before the storm came. i had to keep my eye on a wild dog of a human.

[ and honestly, medicine pocket is in a bad position here. he is the kind of guy that would have interesting data to monitor, especially with the residual devil contracts that only partially survived the storm. ]

i saved a pretty good sum back at my old job, and even now i live pretty humbly.
i guess that works out for nerds like you who's always running out of funds for your nerdy projects.

[ this time, the data shows a spike in endorphins as yoshida laughs uncontrollably. ]

fuckin nerd, there's probably some sick fuck into that
before i answer that, i need to know more about you
do you have a dick? or a pussy? both maybe?

wild dog of a human, i think i like the sound of them slightly
what's their name?

[ ignoring him in favor of the other wild dog is very medpoc core as there's nothing dog-like about yoshida, he gives the impression of someone who wants to handle and restrain.

that makes medicine pocket wary, but everyone knows that a rabid dog like them can hardly be contained. their tongue drags against the top row of their teeth in thought as they look over the information.

medicine pocket doesn't like humans, yoshida isn't completely like a normal human, but there's just something about him that they still want to investigate, however money works as a great excuse.

if only they could cut him open. ]

selling your pockets out for attention, lonely and depressed because most of your friends snapped by the storm?
i'm not into being your therapy dog so don't get comfortable with having me around

are you a virgin too? you sound desperate and it's none of your damn business
it's nothing you'll get to see ever
that nasty dick of yours isn't getting anywhere near me

his name was denji. i don't know if he survived the storm. he wasn't an arcanist, but he wasn't exactly human either. i just don't know.

and ahah "therapy dog," huh? i'm sure when dogs are born, they're not thinking that they're being trained to a lifetime of service to a disabled person.
it's alright, you don't have to want me around for me to stay around ❤️

[ regret and guilt— both measurable in the data, certainly. he isn't paying attention to what's being transmitted right now; rather, he's focused on taking a crack at the enigma that is medicine pocket. ]

no, i've had plenty of sex.
i'm sure you wouldn't believe it
but the way you're not answering me straight; it's really giving me unexplored sexuality vibes.
certainly you've gotten yourself off?

humans aren't living through that, he must be gone. what a shame, i like them more
i'd rather talk to him than you

[ medicine pocket kind of mean... well, they're really mean, but they don't care as relationships are meaningless and mean nothing. besides, yoshida never does anything that they like hence why they continue their onslaught of insults. ]

ew you're hardheaded and won't listen, why would i want someone as stupid as you around me
you said it yourself, i'm smart, i'm smart enough to know when there's a liability trotting at my heel

[ too emotional for medicine pocket, that's more annoying than what it's worth, and they have enough humans around them confined to the weakness such as feelings. ]

it's giving for you to mind your business dumbass
why would i tell someone who whores themselves out details about me
i'm nothing like you
why are you so curious, do you want to touch me?

isn't life just the darnest?
you'd rather talk to him, and honestly, as stupid as the boy is, i miss talking to him.
but all we have are each other, so we just have to make do, huh?

[ he knows that isn't the point. honestly, it's been pretty flattering that medicine pocket would still entertain yoshida, despite the very unsavory things he's said so far... ]

ahaha nothing like me? maybe, maybe not, i'd like to see what you wouldn't do for the right price.
what kind of question is that?
of course i want to touch you. among other things
would you like an itemized list?

you're delusional, don't add me to your grotesque fantasy
if you're so lonely, there's all sorts of people for you to talk to that isn't me
since you aren't aware

[ he's sooooooooo gross, how many times does medicine pocket have to tell him to fuck off to understand their relationship. ]

you don't have the cash to buy my time

[ laplace has enough machinery to keep them interested for a long time, a dick isn't the same as a computer. trust.

...

they shouldn't enable bad behavior, but laughing at him is hard to resist. ]

sure
let's see how excited your brain gets over it
you got all sad moments ago

but you're not getting it
it could be anyone, or could be a special someone i especially like to annoy and piss off
you get my point? ;)]

[ yeah, it was sad! so what. but if medicine pocket was a bit experienced, perhaps they'd agree that one prefers to be horny over the sad shit. ]

you might be into it let's see, i want to:

- kiss your yapping, vulgar mouth, until you're coming up for air like you've been under water. i want to see how flushed your face gets or how your voice goes when you're kissed like no one has kissed you before

- i wanna touch you, and overwhelm you, because you nerdy types probably needs to unwind and unravel the numbers and calculations your head, and i wanna be selfish to occupy your entire mind while im with you

- but i just don't wanna do that, i wanna see you underneath your lab coats and whatever things you're wearing in the disguise of "any gender" -- i want to touch your tits or lack there off, i wanna jerk you off or finger you, im not that picky; i realize, when it comes to you

- i want you to continue pushing me away even though there's a sick part of you that wants it too, and i'll know it because you never really truly cut me off. it makes me feel like we're meant for each other

[ yoshida is so gross 🤮 ]

Edited 2024-09-04 01:34 (UTC)

no i don't get your point because i'm not a stupid degenerate like you

[ they are not going out of their way to understand this fool, and the fantasies right after are too much. at first, they laughed, and then they started to feel sick to their stomach, and they've come to the conclusion that yoshida shouldn't smoke at all.

he's annoying. ]

1) i just don't think so
2) not doing that
3) get real
4) no

[ hopefully he wasn't expecting medicine pocket to be persuaded by his thirst, on the contrary, they're disgusted by the amount of thought put into each one. it's embarrassing to read that they feel almost bad for him, maybe he should put this energy into someone who's willing to reciprocate.

they're an arcanist of science and none of this will get them the big bucks that they're searching for.

he is right about one thing at least. ]

you're depraved and disgusting, annoying and you talk too much. find yourself a streetwalker, they'd be able to fulfill all those twisted fantasies of yours. you can even give them a wig to wear if you're that committed to fucking me, that way you'll have all the dicks and pussy that you can touch
also, don't smoke anymore, you're painfully nauseating with how out of pocket your desires are

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btw i just lost my 50/50 and p2'd medpoc :\

do you think it's karma or a sign that they'll come to u and not to yoshida

fellas are they truly worth chasing if they aren't rejecting u left & right, or am i a criminal 💔

guilty as charged 😔 there's another mp in the shop that can be added to his fantasy... p3 ❤️

every time medpoc turns yoshida down i add another portrayal to him

mpgate where bluepoch has to give characters more portraits bc youll get too many mps

:pensive: time to prove how deep the pockets go...

far enough to get your guarantee and then lose another 50/50 to mp? 🥺

probably when lucy comes out 😩 sry for the gross fanfics

i need lucy so bad she is SOOOOOO CUTE OUGH MOTHER... and you should be ashamed