sexty

[pancaked]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[shabby_magic]

That was just the trending headline I stumbled on. You're not my usual type.

[ it's not much better, really. ]

[requit]

Too mammalian.

[shabby_magic]

I don't know, you seem like a biter.

Too rich.

[requit]

[ definitely a biter. not that it matters; he read trending headline and decided he's never having sex again. ]

Nobody's perfect.

[shabby_magic]

It's the only thing I judge you on.

[requit]

I get that a lot.

[shabby_magic]

Take comfort in the fact you have an impressive dick.

[requit]

I'm more comforted by the thought of having an impromptu protective talisman against curses.
Gotta admit, though: makes me wonder what you do when a shaman looks at you the wrong way.

[shabby_magic]

Why, luv, are you asking to see my talisman?

[requit]

I'm not shaman, John.

[shabby_magic]

I'm sure you're giving my messages the evil eye though.

[requit]

What about when somebody wearing a pentacle side-eyes you at the grocery store?

[shabby_magic]

They usually think I'm some suit. Most people who wear the symbols barely know what they mean.