tell me the truth

[oneholysock]

TRUTH MEME

you can't hold it in any longer. for some reason, be it a curse or just hit up side your conscious, you're now forced to tell only the truth.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

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The Ghoul | Fallout

[vocalistyodels]

[licensetotrill]

[ It's the woooorst person you really don't want to see right now~ ]

SO. What about this future plan?

[vocalistyodels]

[Ah fucks sake.]

Future plan? Ain't ringing a bell.

[It's not specific enough, he can wiggle around it for a moment, ha!]

[licensetotrill]

Don't try to weasel out of it, my dear, that is unbefitting of a man of action such as yourself. Your 'something to live for'.

[vocalistyodels]

[Dammit. If he had a nose he'd wrinkle it at you, Jaskier. Instead he regards the bard with hard look, there was a reason he didn't want to talk about this you little shit.]

... my daughter.

[licensetotrill]

[ Jaskier's eyebrows shoot up. But the surprise passes perhaps shockingly quick.

Jesus, Jaskier, what is it with you and dangerous men with a complex relationship with a daughter.]

You have a daughter?

[vocalistyodels]

Pretty sure I didn't stutter.

[It's only complex because he doesn't know where she is! Damn though Jaskier, you really do have a type. There's a clip of annoyance to his voice which he doesn't hide.]

[licensetotrill]

[ Jaskier holds up his hands in only semi-mocking surrender. He was going to tease more but his tone is oddly genuine. ]

Where is she?

[ Because Cooper is obviously not carting her around hunting things. ]

[vocalistyodels]

[This is a touchy subject, Jaskier and he does not appreciate having it pried out of him because of whatever has his lips being so goddamn loose against his will.]

If I knew I wouldn't just tell you.

[Aka, he doesn't know.]

This ain't the tree you wanna peck up, birdie.

[licensetotrill]

Rude. [ But he noticed that careful phrasing. Besides- ] Disagree, regardless. Curiosity is one of my worst vices especially when it comes to dangerous men.

[ ... which he would not have normally blurted out just like that. Oh no. ]

[vocalistyodels]

I've been called worse.

[But here we go. This he can work with!]

Oh best believe I've noticed. You always liked pushing the buttons of fellas who could squash you like a bug?

[With Cooper it's more shooting than squishing, but details details.]

[licensetotrill]

[ Jaskier holds up one finger to Cooper like don't you dare, but... ]

More or less, yes. Bad habit in childhood, turned into something more when I noticed how attractive some men could be gods damn it okay this is not fair.

[ Jaskier, this is literally the definition of fair, for it to be affecting you too. ]

[vocalistyodels]

[He dares and besides his thing is getting under people's skin, this just makes it easier.

But that gets a smirk out of the ghoul.]

I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

And a wise man once said: life ain't fair.

[licensetotrill]

[ Oh do not try to out annoy Jaskier. ]

Are you so kind to all your bed partners?

[vocalistyodels]

[And they were both insufferable.]

Considering I've put a few six feet under, I'd say you're special.

[Take that as you will.]

[licensetotrill]

[ He will, thank you. Jaskier preens. ]

You enjoy my company, admit it.

[vocalistyodels]

[Insufferable.]

I've had far worse company we'll keep it at that.

[It's not a 'no' and it's not a lie.]

Thinking you want me to enjoy your company, birdie.

[licensetotrill]

[ That's not a 'no' indeed~ ]

Of course I do. I enjoy yours.

[ And he doesn't even have any shame about admitting it, so there. ]

[vocalistyodels]

[His brow lifts a little.]

Might be the first in a while, besides Dogmeat.

[Not that it isn't by design, he works better alone yadda yadda stuff Jaskier has heard from that other dangerous guy he likes to follow around.]

Don't know what that says about ya.

[licensetotrill]

That my dick may have lead me to places I wouldn't go with a sword but it's still consistently a better judge of character than the majority of people's brains.

[vocalistyodels]

That's questionable.

[licensetotrill]

Hasn't been wrong yet. Even if it turns out I apparently have a very ironic thing for DILFs given I left home because I didn't want to have kids...

[vocalistyodels]

Now what in the hell is a DILF?

[Does he even want to know. Maybe the context clues should have made it clear, but shh.]

[licensetotrill]

[ It's fine, Jaskier is a helper. ]

'Dad I'd like to fuck.'

[vocalistyodels]

[He sure is.]

Oh well, obviously.

[The ghoul's eyes roll a little. Okay maybe he should have picked up on that from the conversation, sue him.]

So you like fucking em or you just looking for a daddy?

[Jaskier do you have daddy issues. Is that why you like dangerous men.]