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bakerstreet2024-08-20 03:13 pm
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Weak
WEAK FOR [...]

What am I doing? Oh, nothing. Not a single thing. Iβm certainly not rifling through a bunch of photos in my pocket-
NO NO WAIT STOP DONβT LOOK. I can't reveal my one weakness.
[1] Someone strapped a sign on your character that tells the whole wide world what they're weak for, what gets them biting their lip, blushing, weak at the knees, all that. Whether it's a specific person's name or particular words/actions (calling her a good girl, touching his neck, kissing their forehead), there's no difference in the end. They're exposed either way.
[2] All that matters is everyone can see it.
[3] That's it.
Do not post any blank top levels.
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He tried pulling the sign off but it was stuck to his shirt and... it was his favorite, lame '15' soccer jersey, so it wasn't an option at all. He was about to take off the whole thing, one sleeve at a time.]
I didn't say any of that! It's this dumbass sign!
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[ that's how signs like this work. π ]
And on your mind?
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It ain't true. I'm not... weird like that. [Admittedly, he genuinely thought that. With enough experience to fit in the eye of a needle, he didn't know any better.]
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[ motions casually for Ichigo to continue. as if panicking out of his shirt was just for fun. ]
What's weird about it, anyway? Lots of guys like you like to get pushed around a bit.
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[He's not falling for that one a second time--]
Oi. The hell do you think I'm angry for? Cause I'm bored or somethin'?
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You tell me. You're the one who decided to get all worked up about something that's pretty normal.
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limitershirt.]And, you tell me why that crap sounds normal to you. [He's begging to be blindsided by facts.]
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It's 'cause I see your type all the time? Loud, kinda brash, thinking about dirty stuff but too shy or self-conscious or whatever to make the first move...
But if someone's yanking on your hair and telling you to take your bruising like a good boy, then being embarrassing and pathetic is kinda the point? You just do what you're told so you got nothing to worry about.
So normal.
[ like the "you're probably an adrenaline junkie or something" is also a valid reading of that list, but that's not the reading Ichigo is agonizing over, is it ]
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HeyheyheyHEY! Aren't you just makin' up some bull crap at this point!?
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Bullcrap? I already said I'm talking from experience. You're calling me a liar?