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bakerstreet2024-08-20 03:13 pm
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Weak
WEAK FOR [...]

What am I doing? Oh, nothing. Not a single thing. I’m certainly not rifling through a bunch of photos in my pocket-
NO NO WAIT STOP DON’T LOOK. I can't reveal my one weakness.
[1] Someone strapped a sign on your character that tells the whole wide world what they're weak for, what gets them biting their lip, blushing, weak at the knees, all that. Whether it's a specific person's name or particular words/actions (calling her a good girl, touching his neck, kissing their forehead), there's no difference in the end. They're exposed either way.
[2] All that matters is everyone can see it.
[3] That's it.
Do not post any blank top levels.
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[A beat.] To your credit, none of those are particularly strange.
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[In fact she's getting so flustered over it that her next course of action is to grab her top and start trying to take that off along with the sign.]
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Ah. That would be the 'negging', then? [To which he grabbed a heavy quilt from the sofa to throw over her. That ought to cover it up.]
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Shut up. It doesn't mean anything. Stop focusing on unnecessary things.
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Sitting down beside her, he crossed his arms and glanced away to a nearby shelf.]
I should say the same to you. If even a single one of those things were true, it wouldn't make much of a splash regarding your reputation. The whole lot of them? I suppose you might be viewed as... suspiciously average.
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[Rin nearly shrieks.]
Then what the hell would have been surprising, mister worldly scholar?!
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You'll hear plenty of rumors when you experience that culture face-to-face. Don't be in a rush to gossip.
[weird how that tea kettle in the kitchen was chiming in]
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You didn't answer the question.
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You're getting invested in something that's little more than hearsay. [To say he'd frequently been abroad would be something of an understatement.]
...and certainly nothing you could verify through me to weaponize.
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Since she doesn't even want to acknowledge to words on her sign, he wins. She'll just pout somewhere in the house or distract herself with work. His way of existing isn't something she can abide by, but it's something she knows she cannot break him of with... something like this.]
Very well. Do what you wish.
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Is it really so important to you? I wouldn't have thought you'd care to hear sordid details about the love lives of political figures and mages.
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[She'll turn away and head for the stairs. Maybe changing her shirt will help.]
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It's to be taken with a grain of salt but there were rumors of Alba's fixation with women in red heels.
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I SAID SHUT THAT KETTLE UP!
[Then she storms off to her room.]
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I should just switched to iced matcha.