Weak

[simplememes]

WEAK FOR [...]


What am I doing? Oh, nothing. Not a single thing. I’m certainly not rifling through a bunch of photos in my pocket-

NO NO WAIT STOP DON’T LOOK. I can't reveal my one weakness.

[1] Someone strapped a sign on your character that tells the whole wide world what they're weak for, what gets them biting their lip, blushing, weak at the knees, all that. Whether it's a specific person's name or particular words/actions (calling her a good girl, touching his neck, kissing their forehead), there's no difference in the end. They're exposed either way.
[2] All that matters is everyone can see it.
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels.

Comments

[escardos]

W~ow, that's a really long list! I wonder why you're still single.

[erbe]

I'M STILL SINGLE BECAUSE MY DUTY AS A MAGE COMES FIRST!

[escardos]

But with a long list like that, you'd think that you would at least have some secret crush, or even a hidden relationship!

[ well, it's not like flat knows much about love in the first place, aside from all the visual novels that he has 100%ed. ]

You're like that one NPC in games that you would think they have a romance route but doesn't. Do you need a wingman? I could probably ask your Butle— Shirou to go with you.

[erbe]

[Rin has to think to herself: what the fuck is an NPC? But once she gets over that—]

Absolutely not. I do not want a relationship. Why the hell would I? It's my responsibility to find a suitable mage help continue the Tohsaka name, and that won't be done by finding someone I like.

[escardos]

So you're gonna go with someone you hate?

[ a beat. he tilts his head. ]

Well, I guess it does say you're into negging, so... seems fitting! You should go for someone that makes you miserable instead, and that way you'll be happy!

[erbe]

No, you idiot! It's not about liking or hating! It's about pedigree! Obviously!

[She's || this close to sending him off like Team Rocket.]

[escardos]

[ he deserves to be punted like a football it's true. ]

Oh, so that's why you wouldn't go for the Butle— I mean Shirou. His Circuits are such bad quality, you'd probably never produce good offspring. But you shouldn't box yourself to one person. Get the child, get divorced, win full custody, and then marry the love of your life.

[ there! an easy plan to rin's love troubles! ]

Or you could just have an affair— like in The Sims!

1/? you know what you did

[erbe]

[...First of all, what the fuck is the Sims?]

[erbe]

[Second of all — an affair!? What does he think she is? Some high-end socialite who flits around parties searching for the best sperm donor to bag? SHE'S A MAGE!!!! A BASEMENT DWELLING nerd RESEARCHER WHO CARES ONLY ABOUT HER OWN coffers ACHIEVEMENTS.]

[erbe]

[Also why does he always have to correct himself with Shirou's name? It's not like the man actually does real butl—]

[erbe]

[NO. WAIT. CIRCLE BACK!!!!!!! THIS GUY IS SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING SHE GET PREGNANT AND DIVORCED AND FIND TRUE LOVE LIKE SOME KIND OF CHEAP SOAP OPERA. THAT'S THE KIND OF BULLSHIT THAT GETS MAGE FAMILIES WIPED OUT BECAUSE THEY PISSED SOMEONE OFF OVER A BLOOD FEUD.

LITERALLY THE BLOOD OF THEIR CHILD!]

5/5 you get off easy this time

[erbe]

[Rin begins to roll up her sleeves, and steps toward her fellow mage.]

Flat. I think I have an answer for you. Want to listen?

[escardos]

[ you see.... flat had thought that he had given rin some great advice. he's read about it in novels, seen it in movies, and it's been the central plot line of at least a couple anime, manga, and video games. sure, none of this content was stuff that he wanted to consume, but his own tastes aside, he still retained the information as valuable examples of human interactions.

needless to say, he thought that he was doing really good! finally, he's giving legitimate love advice!

and then she starts rolling up her sleeves and flat starts to take some steps back. ]

I- I mean, you don't have to take my advice if you don't want to! It was just friendly advice! Since you're so popular as the Red Devil, I'm sure you could hit it off in one shot!

[erbe]

Oh, "one shot" sounds perfect. How much for you, do you think? You're fairly skinny, so power won't be an issue. Would you consider yourself aerodynamic? I wonder how far you'll go—

[Even as he steps back she continues her advance. Rin begins channeling her magical energy into her crest. The circuits in her left arm flood with it, and the faint signs of gandr begin to form at the tip of her index finger.]

[escardos]

[ flat thinks—no, knows that he can tank a gandr curse, even one boosted with her circuits. but even if he thinks he can get away with it with maybe a migraine of a couple days at worst, she’s planning to blast him away like he’s from team rocket! and he didn’t even try to hatch an evil plan!

(maybe he should give it a shot before he’s blasted away?)

with a yelp, he backs up further, meekly holding up an outstretched hand in an attempt to ask for forgiveness. ]

W-wait wait wait! I don’t even get a trial by jury? No cross-examination or objection to save me!? At least give me the chance for a last meal!

[erbe]

Oh, absolutely not! It's not as if I come to give you a Sealing Designation. This is simply the consequences of your own actions, and as a fellow mage you know how fickle we can be.

[At least she doesn't intend to hurt him. Perhaps just use the condensed nature of the curse to set of enough of a bang by his feet to send him flying.

The shot materializes, and grows larger as she puts more mana to it. She lifts her arm and begins to aim.]

[escardos]

Oh, come on, come on, come on! Think of all the good times we've had together! Like when I accidentally ate your slice of cake and I said it was Svin that ate it!

[ look at him, backed against the wall. he knows that if he breaks into a run now, she'll chase him and catch up with him when he inevitably exhausts himself due to his lack of stamina.

but if he sits there, then he'll become the world's first human cannonball! call that tohsaka travel!

with a hand behind his back and another outstretched, he continues pleading for his life. ]

That was fun, right? Come on, it's no good to get angry that quickly. You might get wrinkles or an early onset heart condition. Take a deep breath...and let's talk it out! Before you shoot me!