august midnight texts

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The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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[discrown]

the hell?? i've been honest???

[potensum]

what do you mean, the hell????
what happened to “yes boss”???

[discrown]

( ugh )

mind tellin me why you're suddenly & unfairly deprivin me of my legs, Boss?

[potensum]

[ now brad's boner's gone. don't talk all politely wtf. ]

yes i fucking mind
once you have no legs ill throw you in the kitchen and youll do nothing but cook forever hidden away.
aint that the dream for you, anyway?

[discrown]

( he's being half sarcastic but alas, text tone

don't call him out tho :/ yeah that's the dream, deep down in his dark little heart )

shut up
seriously, what's your problem? you asked for what i thought, i told you. you're not even arguing. so? what is it? come on. boss.

[potensum]

i want to kill you so bad right now
youre lucky youre wherever you are
actually, where are you?
im gonna go kill you anyway.

[discrown]

( he doesn't wanna say actually??? wtf... but also brad has more than 3 braincells sometimes and he's on cooking duty so he can't exactly jet :/ )

it's almost dinner. where do you think?

but if you're coming at me in my territory you better be prepared. you fuck up the kitchen and i swear you're not gonna see sunrise tomorrow.

( he says that but he's contemplating dousing the kitchen in pepper so brad sneezes himself a few days away the second he steps foot in here, )

[potensum]

[ in all the years he's known him, nero has never defiled the sanctity of the kitchen, so he'd never think he'd do anything like that to him (pien). so he better not.

anyway look at that, his boner is back! ]

oh?
say that to my face, cook.
......
whatre we havin btw

[discrown]

( god why is brad so )

beef stew n some other stuff, sides

( stuff that goes with the stew. like veggies. not all of it will be veggies but he needs to keep brad off guard, )

tryin to make sure there's a little bit of somethin for everybody so everyone enjoys it

[potensum]

does that mean green stuff?

[discrown]

dont tell me the fiercest bandit of the north, the great bradley, is worried about the chance he might see a lil green on the dining table, huh?

[potensum]

[ wow. ]

you tryin to provoke me?
hadnt had enough yet?