Rabbit Done Died Meme

[hullo_sweetie]

"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.


Congratulations!

You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have a bun in the oven.
Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're
downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in possession of a
womb, somehow it happened. Are you scared? Happy? Gassy? A combination
of everything? And who's the father, anyway?

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. If
you want to avoid any of the options, this would also be a good place to
list them.
2. This is one of those RNG memes, so you'll want to go to our good friend Random Number Generator and roll 1-6 for how far along you are. Or just pick what one you'd prefer.
3. If you're replying to someone, roll 1-4 for how you factor into this madness!



So, how far along are you anyway?

1. Two months - Sooooo all this sickness is kind of annoying, isn't it? At least you can still fit in your old clothes, right?

2. Four months - Okay, so things are getting a little tight. Time to break out the flowy stuff!

3. Six months - OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALI-- oh, no. It's just the baby moving. Although it's still kind of creepy, isn't it?

4. Eight months - Please. Please let it be over. Have mercy.

5. Overdue - C'mon kid! I'll buy you a pony! NO! TWO PONIES! My baaaaaack.

6. Wildcard - Your choice!

What's your role in this whole mess, person replying?

1. YOU ARE THE FATHER - Well, now you've gone and done it. Are you going to take responsibility, or head for the hills?

2. Friend - You may not have done the deed, but you're going to be there to help your buddy. No matter HOW weird the circumstances!

3. Enemy - Do you feel a 'HAW HAW' coming on? This is just too funny.

4. Wildcard - Second verse, same as the first.


Not my meme. Shamelessly copied!

Comments

It's all good XD

[your_khaleesi]

[She stands before him, unflinching in the presence of the man who had killed her father]

Why should it matter to you? I'm the only Targaryen left.

[the_kingslayer]

Not if you push that screaming babe out.

[your_khaleesi]

He's hardly a threat to you.

[She seems so certain it will be a boy and yes, she intends to get back her father's throne, but it would be stupid to declare these things openly]

Or would you slay an unborn infant and mother?

[the_kingslayer]

I'd have no compunction killing you if it benefited my House, Targaryen. Or your half-horse.

[your_khaleesi]

[She splays a hand protectively over her stomach]

If you do so, you'll have the wrath of the entire Dothraki horde.

[the_kingslayer]

Never tested my blade on a Dothraki. Should be fun, but it would not benefit my House to kill you now. I'll leave that to Robert.

[your_khaleesi]

[It's not as if she can run away at this point anyway. She's so big and swollen that she can hardly move. There's no way she could safely ride a horse at this point]

So there is some honor in you after all.

[the_kingslayer]

Don't let on.

[your_khaleesi]

Your secret is safe with me.

[She won't smile in his presence, but she does seem to be less tense, still on guard, but more relaxed]

[the_kingslayer]

[He is so used to people being on guard around him that he barely takes notice. He is aware but it is no matter. A pregnant woman would have no chance against him. While he is here, he might as well get information.]

What are you to name the child?

[your_khaleesi]

[His question catches her off guard, but instantly makes her suspicious]

Rhaego. His name will be Rhaego.

[the_kingslayer]

Rhae. For your brother?

[your_khaleesi]

[That made her laugh, hand still splayed across her stomach]

Never. He held a knife to my stomach and threatened me. He was no dragon.

[the_kingslayer]

Rhaegar was the last dragon. Or so they say. [He raises an eyebrow. Had he missed something?]

[your_khaleesi]

Yes he was. I hold my brother Rhaegar in high regard. Forgive my confusion. It has been a long day.

They say a half-Targaryen can't be a true dragon, but I disagree.

[the_kingslayer]

[He waves it off.]

Rhaegar was a great man, it is a great shame Robert killed him. [For the oddness of the statement, he does seem to be genuine]

They say Robert's son, Joffrey, is a lion, yet he is half-stag. The boy is all lion. [Literally. Also a little shit. Sometimes he wondered how such a boy came from his own seed.]

[your_khaleesi]

I can't remember. I was only a baby....but I've heard the stories of him.

[She's not sure she should be discussing such things with the King Slayer]

A horse and a dragon. I should be happy just to have a healthy child.

[the_kingslayer]

Our paths crossed a few times. [A man worthy of a certain amount of admiration. Shame his father was touched.]

Both are noble creatures. The child should be strong; I'll be interested to see what it will bring.

[your_khaleesi]

I'm sure you'll cross paths with him eventually. One day when he's strong and grown.

[When he was strong enough to take the iron throne. Or perhaps even sooner if Khal Drogo took the thrown for her]

I can't promise you'll look fondly upon that day.

[the_kingslayer]

Promises are only made to be broken.