Rabbit Done Died Meme

[hullo_sweetie]

"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.


Congratulations!

You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have a bun in the oven.
Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're
downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in possession of a
womb, somehow it happened. Are you scared? Happy? Gassy? A combination
of everything? And who's the father, anyway?

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. If
you want to avoid any of the options, this would also be a good place to
list them.
2. This is one of those RNG memes, so you'll want to go to our good friend Random Number Generator and roll 1-6 for how far along you are. Or just pick what one you'd prefer.
3. If you're replying to someone, roll 1-4 for how you factor into this madness!



So, how far along are you anyway?

1. Two months - Sooooo all this sickness is kind of annoying, isn't it? At least you can still fit in your old clothes, right?

2. Four months - Okay, so things are getting a little tight. Time to break out the flowy stuff!

3. Six months - OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALI-- oh, no. It's just the baby moving. Although it's still kind of creepy, isn't it?

4. Eight months - Please. Please let it be over. Have mercy.

5. Overdue - C'mon kid! I'll buy you a pony! NO! TWO PONIES! My baaaaaack.

6. Wildcard - Your choice!

What's your role in this whole mess, person replying?

1. YOU ARE THE FATHER - Well, now you've gone and done it. Are you going to take responsibility, or head for the hills?

2. Friend - You may not have done the deed, but you're going to be there to help your buddy. No matter HOW weird the circumstances!

3. Enemy - Do you feel a 'HAW HAW' coming on? This is just too funny.

4. Wildcard - Second verse, same as the first.


Not my meme. Shamelessly copied!

Comments

Much flailing. And it'll throw Ed off sex for MONTHS maybe

[saintedsinner]

-=Uncle Ron could stuff it. It wasn't like he was all virginal and pure with 'Auntie Hermione.'=-

Here. -=He comes back with a tray and a smidgen of cream cheese on the corner of his mouth.=-

Ginny says 'just wrap it before you tap it next time'. /shot

[memoriaflame]

...you ate some? [Statement not a question, but she expected nothing else from Ed by now.]

Do you have idea what those things are made of????

[saintedsinner]

... Yes?

-=He has to be careful now.=-

I uh-had to test the quality, that's all.

-=He'll make it up to her by feeding them to her?=-

they're made of NOT HAVING BABIES.

[memoriaflame]

... [She ponders his 'excuse'. Deemed acceptable.]

They'd better be good, now.

SHEEP SKIN. his town exported them to the military!

[saintedsinner]

Of course they are! -=And he hovers one by her mouth.=-

Ginny wants to know if they can just use the magic contraceptive instead?

[memoriaflame]

[She eyes him, but then opens her mouth.]

... :O There's a MAGIC CONTRACEPTIVE??! Y U NO TELL ED DIS?

[saintedsinner]

-=Hey, he's not making airplane sounds. That's good, right? Bite into that pepper, Ginny. It'll make the world better.=-

too busy making the bump!

[memoriaflame]

[She bites into it with gusto, hoping this works. Please work!]

Details, details!

[saintedsinner]

-=if it doesn't they'll have to bring out the big guns.=-

Good, huh?

of bump-making? :P

[memoriaflame]

Very. More. [Pregnany Ginny is Hungry Ginny.]

Those were good details~

[saintedsinner]

There's a whole plate of them.

-=Hopefully they won't give her heartburn.=-

pregnany? what is wrong with me. PREGNANT. orz

[memoriaflame]

You don't want any more, right? [She looks like she will eat the whole plate, heartburn be damned.]

typo fairy has visited upon thee

[saintedsinner]

I got them for you!

-=He'll offer another one!=-

[memoriaflame]

[She opens her mouth for it again, rather enjoying this, even if the baby had shown no inkling to move at all.]

[saintedsinner]

-=he's more than content to feed her. And he'll be really impressed if she polishes off the plate, being as big as she is.=-

You sure you're just eating for two, there?

[memoriaflame]

I've always had a big appetite, but I feel like I could eat a hippogriff right now.

[saintedsinner]

That's a lot of griff! Uh, hippo...whatever. You have room for all of that?

[memoriaflame]

[She giggles.]

A hippogriff. Yeah, despite my tummy being full of baby, I can eat all of that. You think it'll have your appetite?

[saintedsinner]

I dunno. But if it does, we're in trouble and we'll have to start farming big time.

[memoriaflame]

At least we'll be okay until it gets onto so- solids? [She pauses when she feels something inside. What was that?]

[saintedsinner]

Still have to feed you! -=See, breastfeeding's perfectly fine. That's normal. Drinking cow's milk? Not normal.=-

...You okay?

[memoriaflame]

I just felt something. [She touches her belly curiously.]

[saintedsinner]

The baby kicking, I'm sure. Probably trying to roll over. -=He does the same.=-

[memoriaflame]

No, it didn't feel like that. Maybe the hot food worked?

[saintedsinner]

Maybe! We'll just have to wait and see.