cuntryroads ([personal profile] cuntryroads) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2024-08-15 01:19 pm

It's Thursday, my dudes.


rate that ass meme


rules;;
- comment with header: character | canon
- comment with an image or a link to an image of your character's derrière or not
- tag around rating that fine ass 1-10
- profit???- be aware this meme might be image-heavy
gl00my: (j)

[personal profile] gl00my 2024-08-17 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[bid away, his sense is dead on. perhaps this is evidenced by the fact that idia has no (sfw) photos of himself from anything but the front and those are slim.]

Maybe to me but in the public forum it's basically nepotism!

[his expression droops. please don't drop trow in front of the meme-goers.]

It's definitely not...
lezhin: (pic#14531885)

[personal profile] lezhin 2024-08-17 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine then.

[ like a sullen pup who just got spritzed with water, he walks dejectedly over to a nearby chair and sits himself down.

oh, don't mind him, he's just gonna be hanging around to listen to what scores other people give him .... ]
gl00my: (l)

[personal profile] gl00my 2024-08-17 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[emerges from seemingly nowhere. he DOES mind tyvm]

You sulk worse than me, you know that?
lezhin: (pic#14531867)

[personal profile] lezhin 2024-08-17 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ where tf did he come from?! ]

I'm not sulking! [ you're sulking. ] A guy can't sit?!
gl00my: ryuichirou on tumblr (v)

[personal profile] gl00my 2024-08-18 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, is that what you think?

[when you point the finger look where the other four are pointing!!!!]

Well, you're staring. It looks like you're gonna jump someone if someone says the wrong thing.
(Which is... inevitable)
lezhin: (pic#14531868)

[personal profile] lezhin 2024-08-18 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't do that. [ not unless they swung first, okay. ] You want me to go, or something??
gl00my: (j)

[personal profile] gl00my 2024-08-18 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[press x to doubt]

Only if you take me with you...
lezhin: (pic#14531897)

[personal profile] lezhin 2024-08-20 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ see how quickly he perks up. ]

You wanna go somewhere with me?

[ see how quickly he misreads it all... ]
gl00my: (l)

[personal profile] gl00my 2024-08-20 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[well, he's still normal at least.]

Where would we even go? I'm not exactly knowledgeable about this map.

[you mean... outside?? anyway that's not a no.]
lezhin: (pic#14531897)

[personal profile] lezhin 2024-08-20 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That's okay, I can just g*ogle it.

[ now he's whipping out his phone, tap-tap-tapping away like he was prepared for this. maybe he was...

if idia were to look, he may or may not see a couple of tabs open all under the search topic of cool date spots near me ]
gl00my: (s)

im sorry for who he is

[personal profile] gl00my 2024-08-21 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
A-are we really...

[his voice peters off, knowing full well that he's being rescued from this nightmare scenario, a possibility previously unconsidered. well, that's that then. he was stooped in front of san but now he turns his head to look at his phone, that mane of his brushing up against san's arm.

oh... those searches... his heart maybe sinks a little bit to think that san is dating someone... he doesn't realize they're dating stupidhead]


We don't have to veer off the main route if you're maxxed. I'm EZ

[actually one of the top ranked high-maintenance picks he could have made but. sure.]
Edited 2024-08-21 00:57 (UTC)
lezhin: (pic#14531889)

i dont think u are tho

[personal profile] lezhin 2024-08-21 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ to be completely fair to idia, it's san who's skipped a couple of steps here. cybersex with your buddy once and suddenly he thinks they're practically engaged. something to discuss with said buddy? nah, it's pretty much understood, right? right!

(dumbass) ]


Nah, I'm chill. I was gonna wait till you were done with this anyway. Now we just have more time. [ together πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ ] Wanna catch a movie?
gl00my: (j)

im definitely not

[personal profile] gl00my 2024-08-21 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[two guys talking about their feelings?? sounds unrealistic. which is precisely why idia scoops up that sadness gunking up his chest and shoves it to the side.]

A movie? Hmm... [whips out his phone, navigating to g*ogle in a series of pre-programmed flicks. squints at showtimes.] Oh, there's that Boundaryzone movie, remember that game? Isn't that 10 years too late? Besides, video game movies are just ragebait for its intended audience...

[there's like 3 romance movies showing but they don't even occur to idia, who is Locked TF In 24/7]