It's Thursday, my dudes.

[cuntryroads]

rate that ass meme

rules;;
- comment with header: character | canon
- comment with an image or a link to an image of your character's derrière or not
- tag around rating that fine ass 1-10
- profit???- be aware this meme might be image-heavy

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[leylines]

Oh? Did I strike a nerve? Are you going to blast scream-o music to make yourself feel better?

[flatass]

God, I'm glad I'm not a teenager anymore. I forgot how insufferable they can get.

[ Because he's just a BEACON of maturity]

[leylines]

Hah, and what are you? Some edgy NEET leeching off society, or more like someone who thinks 35 is appropriate for a midlife crisis so he has to go back to his goth roots when he felt most alive?

[Aoko can't help it when it's so easy.]

[flatass]

I'm wearing all white, dumbass. How goth is that?!

[leylines]

"All white," he says while wearing black accents and a sassy little corset. Do you think that's normal? Do you think those bondage belts you wear are normal?

[flatass]

Oh... you're still so young that you think that hurts. I must have overestimated how old you are.

15? 13, at best.

[leylines]

—How long did you leave your brain pickling in a jar to think a 13 year old has tits this big?

[flatass]

You're a kid. I wasn't ever looking at your tits.

[leylines]

You don't have to appraise someone sexually to notice their body, numbskull. It's not like I'm asking you to rate me. Hell, I didn't even rate you.

[flatass]

Nor do I want you to ask that.

Because you're a kid.

But if you want a little box of apple juice, I might get one for you. Are you cranky? Does da widdle girl want her appie juice?

[leylines]

[—Tch. That's it. Lobbing insults back and forth is all fun and games, but the baby-voice is too far for Aoko. Her blood boils over as her expression twists. Instead of answering him she instead breaks into a brief snap of violence as she picks up her foot and harshly kicks her foot at his shin.]

[flatass]

[ Will she be mad at the after-image of a card labeled "Godspeed" warp him backwards? Because it does






literally the instant AFTER she kicks his shin, which he is now holding several yards away. ]

OW! Geeze, can you get over your shit sooner rather than later?!

[leylines]

Fuck that! Baby talk me again and I'll make sure you need a walker for the rest of your life, geezer!

[For some reason Aoko doesn't seem shocked or even impressed by his movement. In fact that inhuman dash just gave her permission to not hold back next time...]

[flatass]

How about... you stop talking about my butt, and we leave this mess behind us?