It's Thursday, my dudes.

[cuntryroads]

rate that ass meme

rules;;
- comment with header: character | canon
- comment with an image or a link to an image of your character's derrière or not
- tag around rating that fine ass 1-10
- profit???- be aware this meme might be image-heavy

Comments

[based]

[ matter-of-factly: ]

Nine. Looks like you do a decent amount of squats.

[ And fitness is very important! ]

[astrolabium]

Not squats, per say. I travel often, and the kilometers add up.

[ She lifts her chin. ]

And it should be a ten.

[based]

[ His expression remains stoic. ]

There's always room for improvement.

[astrolabium]

Often, that is the case, yes. However, I have made certain to be the best.

[ Is this really about her ass? Hm. ]

[based]

Oh? [ Baphomet decides to take her words as a general statement about herself, and not just her booty. ] You must be confident in your wizardry, then, mage.

[ It's an assumption on his part, but... come on. Just look at that witchy attire. ]

[astrolabium]

Of course. I am a genius astrologist. If I were not confident in my abilities, then I would not think so highly of myself.

[ In Mona's world, wizardry and astrology are very similar. ]

[based]

[ And in Baphomet's world, warriors like himself -- as well as mages, supporters, tanks, etc. -- are typically "hunters" who are assigned a letter designation which indicates their strength (a.k.a. a power scaler's nerdy wet dream).

So, naturally, he assumes that Mona is a hunter, too. ]

What rank are you?

[astrolabium]

[ If Baphomet scooted a bit to the left, he might meet a mage he can definitively rank. Mona is modeled after a very famous Tohsaka, after all. ]

Pardon?

[ She frowns briefly. ]

Are you asking for my skill level? We do not rank them where I hail from, but I am considered one of the highest.

wow don't think i've ever noticed their resemblance before lol

[based]

[ As someone who values strength above all else, Baphomet can't help but respond with genuine interest to her claims. ]

What kind of magic do you specialize in?

[ Yes. The guy cares more about Mona's magical prowess than her (admittedly nice) ass. ]

mona and jean took a lot of inspo from rin and saber as characters! also ironic bc rin is my fav fsn

[astrolabium]

Astrological.

[ Simply put. ]

I am a master of hydromancy. By observing a pool's reflection, I can divine the future and derive information. I am also in possession of a Hydro Vision, which allows me to teleport and wield Hydro as my weapon.

[ She delivers all of this with a nonplussed expression. ]

Does that satisfy your curiosity?

the more you know 🌈

[based]

No.

[ The answer is almost immediate, and Baphomet summons a dagger from his inventory without a word, the deadly weapon materializing within his empty hand.

He realizes that he's at a disadvantage since his own spammable, "free" skill is fire-based (and fire Pokémon are weak to water-types), but he's curious to see just how strong Mona is when it comes to the heat of battle.

Because his lust for fighting is just as bad as a Saiyan's. ]

Let's fight.

[astrolabium]

[ There is a notable change in his demeanor as he whips out that little dagger. Mona quickly reacts by taking up a cautionary battle stance. It doesn't prevent her from giving him an incredulous look, thick brows furrowed as she once again frowns. ]

Are you mad? [ She huffs and resists the urge to toss her hair. ] I'm not going to fight you.

[ How ridiculous. ]

[based]

[ Her unenthusiastic reaction just takes the wind right out of his sails. ]

... Why not? [ He sheathes that dagger in his belt, and then folds his arms over his chest. ] Don't you want to actually show off your skills, and not just your butt?

[astrolabium]

[ It's a good thing she killed the vibe, because Mona would've otherwise just teleported away. 😔 ]

While it's true that I can defeat my opponents in combat, that doesn't mean it is my preferred method. [ Her tone is very much 'well, obviously'. ] I'd rather perform a divination.

[ Mona then lifts her nose into the air. ]

And enough about my rear.