mcmemeface ([personal profile] mcmemeface) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2024-08-14 01:33 pm

get your dumb secrets here


The Dumb Secrets Meme

We all have secrets. Some are dark, some are embarrassing, some could be life-changing if revealed.

Some are just incredibly stupid.

This is about those secrets; the secrets that are inconsequential enough that it's never been a matter of conscience that you haven't spoken of them, just that they're ridiculous and you've never cared to admit to them. But now you do. Now you feel compelled to tell your friend about the time you accidentally killed their houseplant because you thought soda would work fine to water it, or that you took their last piece of gum thinking they had an another pack and then pretended you had no idea what happened to it while they complained the rest of the day, or that you still have your high school crush's phone number in your contacts under the name "hopes and dreams" like a complete loser. That sort of thing.


Rules
  • Post your character's name and canon, along with your preferences, in the subject line.
  • Throw in some confessions! They can be through text, in person, to friends or enemies or complete strangers, whatever is fun.
  • If you'd like to, include a 'confess to them' wildcard option, but there should be at least one confession as well.
  • NO BLANK TOPLEVELS! They will be deleted.
  • Don't hesitate to alter, update, or generally de-uglify this meme if you'd like to repost it. In fact, please do. Please.
  • Have fun, everyone!
bellylanding: (7.)

cpt. john brady | masters of the air

[personal profile] bellylanding 2024-08-14 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
When our navigator's motion sickness made him give me the wrong fucking coordinates and almost sent us into a wall of flak in France instead of, you know, England, where we were supposed to be going, I lied to my superiors to cover his ass. I thought he felt bad enough already.
infinite1ups: (Default)

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[personal profile] infinite1ups 2024-08-14 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I occasionally search out and lurk the social media of the guy's life I ruined.

He tried to ruin my life first, but I still feel guilty.

(or feel free to confess to her!)
cafeultra: (Default)

becca nova ♠ original ♠ ota

[personal profile] cafeultra 2024-08-14 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I have, on occasion, secretly poured decaf for annoying people.
crystalbetrayed: (Hen - Hmm)

Hen; Warrior of Light | Final Fantasy XIV | OTA

[personal profile] crystalbetrayed 2024-08-14 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I spent my entire first Scion paycheck at the Gold Saucer. One half went to my attempts to clear out the Moogle's Paw, only won a handful of toys. Other half went to buying all the sweet drinks I could afford.

Spent the day after laid up in bed with a stomach ache, told the Scions it was a cold.
sugarandwhiskey: (Default)

Sophie Hallow *Original* OTA

[personal profile] sugarandwhiskey 2024-08-14 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
When I go to the grocery store, sometimes I ‘sample’ things from the bulk aisle.
humorous: (Past generations who spoke to the gods)

[personal profile] humorous 2024-08-14 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you have to, or because you want to?

Not a moral judgment, by the way.
sugarandwhiskey: (Default)

[personal profile] sugarandwhiskey 2024-08-15 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
A little of both?

I mean, I don't really need to anymore, but there was a time when I was the definition of both broke college student and starving artist so sometimes I'd sneak a little extra out when I went grocery shopping.

Now, I very occasionally take a gummy bear or two.
retroviridae: (one track mind)

william birkin | resident evil

[personal profile] retroviridae 2024-08-14 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried marijuana once. When I was seventeen. I wanted to see what it felt like... 'scientific inquiry'. Wesker and I rolled a blunt and went out back behind the mansion, found this hill to sit on, spent the next hour smoking and looking out at the Arklay Mountains.

[ He shrugs. ]

I didn't really like it, it incapacitated me for too long, but... in the moment? It was nice. [ A pause. ] I still remember that. He always went on these nature walks to clear his head, but I... Colorado was never anything remarkable to me. But the Mary Jane made it feel that way for a couple hours. It was very John Denver. Fall of '79.
suchislife: (h |)

helene friis bacqué | original character | ota.

[personal profile] suchislife 2024-08-14 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Before Stéphane accepted me as his pupil, a meeting was arranged in which I was supposed to play for him a small composition of my own making to display my level of skill. However, I was newly arrived from Denmark and my suitcase had gotten lost underway, that is my suitcase with the score of this composition that I was supposed to perform. Rather than panicking, I showed up the next day at his address, sat down at his beautiful instrument and improvised everything I couldn't specifically recall, 6 consecutive minutes of a splotchy muscle memory and otherwise, the very finest I could make up in the heat of the moment. When he accepted me on the spot, I was incredibly relieved and somewhat skeptical.

When he asked for my hand in marriage three years later, I began questioning whether it was truly my efforts at the piano that had made him take me in.
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astrogator: (pic#15819322)

[personal profile] astrogator 2024-08-14 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That's awful. It must have shaken your foundations, worrying you hadn't been accepted on merit.
suchislife: (j |)

[personal profile] suchislife 2024-08-14 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I have full confidence in my merit. If Stéphane cannot see it, simply because his eyes are glued to other assets I may possess, then I'm unable to help him.

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behemothian: (you're at the seventh gate)

"Aether" | Ghost

[personal profile] behemothian 2024-08-14 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
O̷̲n̷̲c̷̲e̷,̷ a̷t̲ t̲h̷e̲ s̲t̷̲a̲rt̷̲ o̷̲f a̲ t̲ou̷̲r,̷ I̷̲ s̷̲m̷̲o̷̲ked A̷̲l̲l̷̲ t̲h̷e̷ I̷̲n̲c̲e̲n̷s̷̲e̷̲ a̷n̲d̲ c̲o̷ul̷d̲ no̷t̷ h̲o̷̲l̲d̷ m̷y gu̲i̷̲tar̷̲ o̲r a c̷o̲r̲po̲re̷̲al fo̷̲r̷m̲ f̷o̷̲r̷ m̲o̲n̷̲t̲h̲s̷. S̲ti̷l̷l̷̲ w̲or̲k̷i̷n̲g̲ o̷n̲ e̷a̲r̲n̲i̷n̷̲g my̲ s̷̲ta̷g̲e p̲ri̷̲v̷i̷̲l̷eg̲e̷s ba̷̲c̷̲k̲, ma̲y̲b̲e.
basscloven: (five)

[personal profile] basscloven 2024-08-14 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I Warned you.

[ Like you can talk, "Gun". ]
behemothian: (from this excursion of possibilities)

[personal profile] behemothian 2024-08-14 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ma̲n̷̲a̷na sta̷n̷̲ds̷ b̷y̷̲ h̷i̷s̷ c̲h̷̲oic̲e̲s̷.̲ I̷̲f̷̲ I̷ had̷̲ n̲o̷̲t̷̲ do̲n̷̲e̷̲ i̲t̷̲,̷̲ ma̷̲y̷b̲e B̲͛͛e̲͋l͋͛͛e̲͛͛͟t̲͋͛͛h͋͛͛͟ w̷̲o̲u̲l̷̲d h̷̲a̷̲v̷e̷.̷ A̷nd t̷̲h̷̲e̷̲n e̷̲x̷̲p̲l̷̲o̷̲d̷̲ed.̷ T̲o̲o sm̷a̷l̲l̷̲.
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ghwyn: (n i n e)

[personal profile] ghwyn 2024-08-14 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
And I had to spend half my time babysitting a cosmic blob while Sister was away. Don't let's forget that.
behemothian: (there's no return)

[personal profile] behemothian 2024-08-14 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
B̲on͟d̲͟i̷͟ng̲͟! Y̷̲o̷̲u l̷̲o̷ved̷̲ i̲t̷̲.
meltinglight: (pic#8471382)

Tomoe Naruse | l.o.m.p. | {text replies only}

[personal profile] meltinglight 2024-08-14 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Dog biscuits don't taste too bad if you're really hungry!
ohihateyou: (ahead)

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But you have a problem with putrefied crab.

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kusuriuris: (Definitely Not Suspicious)

Medicine Seller/Kun | Mononoke Karakasa | OTA

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2024-08-14 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I once stole a comrade's pipe for a night. I wanted to know what was so great about smoking. Not entirely sure if I enjoy the act, but I did return the pipe once I was done.
humorous: (Life is a circle of family and friends)

Pip Juckern | Changeling the Lost | OTA

[personal profile] humorous 2024-08-14 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I never had stuffed animals growing up, but after life became stressful, I started collecting them and now I have lots of teddy bears and an avocado.
glisterwitch: (Rainbow Angel)

[personal profile] glisterwitch 2024-08-15 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I have a hard time imagining finding comfort in a stone fruit.

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fistsofchange: I'm going to get us involved again (I promise I won't get us involved again)

Bai Lin | original | ota

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2024-08-15 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
When I was thirteen I was having trouble figuring out if I was gay or straight so I got two other initiates and asked them to let me kiss them to see whether kissing a boy or a girl felt weirder. Long story short a senior monk caught me making out with one of them and we got stuck with extra chores for a month.
my_own_will: (Blush)

[personal profile] my_own_will 2024-08-15 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, my! That must have been embarrassing.

... I'm mostly surprised you didn't end up making out with both of them at the same time, but I guess things didn't quite escalate that far before you were caught.

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glisterwitch: (Lady of Infinite Energies)

Meridia | The Elder Scrolls | OTA - voicetesting

[personal profile] glisterwitch 2024-08-15 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I once destroyed an Ayleid city that was built at the site of a forgotten shrine of mine. The residents called me "Terror of the Most Terror", afterwards.
shadeflower: (fuck off)

[personal profile] shadeflower 2024-08-15 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, things happen. Not the worst nickname you could've gotten.

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