You should have knocked

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You Should Have Knocked

So everyone has had this moment in their life, the one where they were so impatient or absentminded, they went flinging a door open when they really shouldn't have. Sometimes it's not your fault, how could you know your housemate and his girlfriend were having sex on the kitchen table!? Other times someone was in the bathroom and failed to close the door the whole way, again not your fault. Sometimes they put up several signs saying "Please don't enter, I'm very naked right now" and you just ignore them because who would have that many signs for that?

Anyway, that's this meme. You've just walked in on something you shouldn't have seen, and onto the rules and set-up.

Rules
A. Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences set-up as is standard with memes nowadays. You are the one walking in on someone.
B. Someone responds by rolling 1-12 on the RNG and sets-up what the entry poster walks in on. You can also set-up a scene not on the list below, or cut the RNG short based on what you don't want to do.
C. Items 1-7 are easily G-rated unless you go out of your way to make them rated higher. 8-10 are more R-rated, but there is wiggle room for playing the crack and awkward up instead of making it smutty. 11 and 12 are kinda hard not to have a little bit smutty given the settings.
D. Tag around, have fun with it! The embarrassment will pass... in theory.

Prompts:

01. Talking to Yourself - Sometimes to work through a problem, you just have to talk it out. Or, in other instances, you need practice before you say something to someone. Whatever the case, you were in the middle of talking something out to yourself that you probably didn't want heard by the person who walked in on you. Oops.

02. Wearing an Embarrassing Outfit - Everyone has some bit of clothing they love but would be really awkward to be found in, ask J. Edgar Hoover! Be it drag, or cosplay, that hat your mother knit for you with her own two hands. The ugly sweater your girlfriend gave you, or a uniform for the Next Generation era Star Trek... your secret's out now.

03. Rocking Out - Everyone loves music, but sometimes you love music others won't understand. Or, you like music they'd understand, but your dancing leaves something to be desired. Or your dancing is fine if you would just stop air guitaring windmills on the bed. Whatever the case is, you've been spotted now.

04. Watching Something - Much like an embarrassing outfit, or awkward dancing, there's your guilty pleasure. Maybe you just have a love for action films, or you've gotten hooked on a soap opera, maybe you'll just watch any film with Nick Cage in it. Whatever it is, you're about to be judged by the entertainment you love. If you don't want to put a show here, you can replace it with reading a book, comic book, or any other bit of of non-music entertainment.

05. In the Middle of Something - Some people collect stamps, others little ceramic figurines, you might have a complete collection of beanie babies. Whatever your hobby, you keep it well out of sight of your friends because they just won't understand it. Better come up with a good explanation now.

06. It was Supposed to be a Surprise - You had something you were going to give your friend as soon as it was ready. Birthday gift, Christmas, anniversary? Maybe no reason at all, the point is you're working on it away from them and SURPRISE, there they are! Better hide the evidence now or come clean and explain what's going on.

07. On the Phone - Ever had an awkward phone call overheard from only your side. Well, it gets complicated sometimes when that happens. Could be a doctor, a parent, a college friend, whatever it is the topic sounds very awkward from only your side of the street. Cue 'that isn't what it sounds like' when you find your eavesdropper. Bonus points if you want something a little less G-rated, make it phone sex heard from only your side.

08. In a Racy Outfit - This isn't exactly an outfit embarrassing on its own, just they might not be the person you want to see you in a leopard print G-string. Or you're trying on the skimpiest of lingerie and inspecting yourself in the mirror. Whatever your pleasure, it's about to be shared with an audience. If you want to take things in a different direction, try setting the scene asleep in said outfit.

09. In no Outfit at All - The next door neighbor to the previous option, sometimes less is more. In this case, less clothing is more awkward. Maybe you're looking yourself over for new battle scars, you might be trying new sexy poses for the person you like, maybe you're getting in or out of the shower/bath. Or, like above, you could just like sleeping au natural. Either way, you're giving somebody an eyeful today.

10. Watching Something Else - Be it a raunchy sexcapade, something attempting to have a plot, an art film, or a home movie from that trip to Cancun. Some people like to watch smut. Of course, some people should lock their door when they do such things. Whatever your taste in brown paper bag theater, you're about to share it with the class. If you don't feel like going that way, you can be caught with a skin mag or some trashy smut novel instead.

11. In the Middle of Something Completely Different - Masturbation, its that thing everyone does but nobody talks about. You also definitely don't walk in on someone doing it. Well, too bad, you just did.

12. Was left Hanging - So you've just walked in on someone who was having some sort of kinky bondage episode... but their partner has left them there, all tied up and on the bed. Whatever will you do with this.

Comments

[notonmyspace]

Tony sits up and shakes out his sore muscles. "Thanks uh.....did you give me a name because I already forgot it."

[captsosa]

Placing the key on the nightstand she gave a slight shake of her head, while sliding her hands into the back pockets of her jeans. "Charisa."

[notonmyspace]

"Nice to meet you Charisa," Tony says getting up and heading into the bathroom, "so who sent you and what do you need?"

[captsosa]

"Actually nobody sent me," she began while leaning against the nightstand. "Apparently housekeeping figured this room was ready and gave my boyfriend the key, I came up to do....first and found you."

[notonmyspace]

"Another one of Loki's little jokes," Tony says dryly, "a little piece of advice never let a god sleep with you.....it's always trouble."

[captsosa]

Her brow knits together a bit while Tony offers her a bit of advice, a question quickly arising on her tongue but she holds it back. "I'll make sure to keep that in mind, though my odds of sleeping with a god are pretty slim." Charisa says softly.

[notonmyspace]

"I never meant to," he says, "but you know the hair and the swishy hips...I love the swishy hips."

[captsosa]

"A new insight into a man I've only ever read about or seen on the television," she sighs while sliding her hands into her back pockets. "Well, you're now free so I think I'll just leave you be."

[notonmyspace]

"Why we are just getting to know each other and I really should thank you somehow."

[captsosa]

"There is such a thing as over sharing Mr. Stark," she points out while furrowing her brow slightly. "No thanks needed, really."

[notonmyspace]

"You've been talking to my assistant haven't you...you sound just like her."

[captsosa]

"Surprising you'd say that, we go to the same coffee shop at the same time every morning. We have time to gossip."

[notonmyspace]

"Ooo, anything good?"

[captsosa]

"Sorry, but Pepper has sworn me to secrecy." She smirks.

[notonmyspace]

"Aw man everyone says that."

[captsosa]

Charisa laughs softly.

[notonmyspace]

"You girls never make anything easy do you?"

[captsosa]

"Nope, it part of the code of being a girl....we have to make your life a living hell."

[notonmyspace]

"And you are so good at it."

[captsosa]

Her lips pull into a smirk while she nods her agreement.

[notonmyspace]

"Have I said I love you lately?"

[captsosa]

She just stares at Stark for a moment, wondering if he's suddenly lost his damn mind. "You say 'I love you' to every woman you just met?" Cause if so she was going to have one unhappy conman on her hands soon.

[notonmyspace]

"Actually I do sometimes," Tony replies grinning, "plus you saved my life that earned you some brownie points."

[captsosa]

"I wouldn't tell my boyfriend that little bit of information," Risa points a finger toward Stark. "Brownie points though...do I get to spend them on anything?"

[notonmyspace]

"Within reason yes," Tony says his tone wary, "what do you want?"