Is that in inches or centimeters?

[liltuna]

 

what are they packing meme 🍆 A meme so basic, it hardly needs a clever introduction. We're talking about equipment. Tools. The hammer. The salami. The little friend.  The eggplant. No eggplant? No problem. BDE takes many forms—no dick necessary. We all know that heavy are the hips that bear the strap. So, you know, we can pontificate about that size of that instead. How to Play — Leave a top-level comment with your character. — Reply to others and guess their size. Guesses can be in inches, hand gestures, references to fruit/vegetables... The floor is yours. — Be bad.

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[soft_shelled]

... I don't have a two foot long penis.

[Because he at least has to clarify that.]

[roughedge]

Uh huh. I imagine that would cause a lot of issues.

[soft_shelled]

It would, yes.

Especially for potential partners.

[roughedge]

Uh huh, that too. I was more thinking about walking.

[soft_shelled]

Oh, it's, you know... Tucked up inside? Like it does with a normal turtle.

[roughedge]

That's handy. Would avoid going the way of that french pole vaulter.

[soft_shelled]

[Sorry, he's from 2020 and also not into sports so it goes over his head.]

I... guess so?

[roughedge]

He hit the bar with his junk and it went down with him. Imagine that. Losing the Olympics because your dick is too big. Must suck. Bet he got all the ladies phonenumbers though.

[soft_shelled]

Oh, a sports thing.

And really that would depend on the ladies, not everyone is into it being big.

[roughedge]

You always this serious? Man, you remind me of my big bro Craig. He's boring and dry.

[soft_shelled]

I have my moments, like anyone does.

[Also he's just like this with strangers, blame the 'tism.]

[roughedge]

Alright then.

[soft_shelled]

[... Ugh may as well do the proper thing and introduce himself.]

... I'm Donatello, by the way.

[roughedge]

I'm Cierán. Nice meeting you.

[soft_shelled]

[hesitation before, offering a hand to shake.]

Pleasure meeting you too, Cierán. Hopefully you find better guys to look at than me.

[roughedge]

[He shakes the offered hand.]

Eh. It's been nice talking to you.

[soft_shelled]

[Stops himself from sarcastically saying "that's a first", for once.]

Ah well... Same to you?