Is that in inches or centimeters?

[liltuna]

 

what are they packing meme 🍆 A meme so basic, it hardly needs a clever introduction. We're talking about equipment. Tools. The hammer. The salami. The little friend.  The eggplant. No eggplant? No problem. BDE takes many forms—no dick necessary. We all know that heavy are the hips that bear the strap. So, you know, we can pontificate about that size of that instead. How to Play — Leave a top-level comment with your character. — Reply to others and guess their size. Guesses can be in inches, hand gestures, references to fruit/vegetables... The floor is yours. — Be bad.

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[soft_shelled]

[Cough sputter choke.]

It's not that big!

[noodleboi]

I meeeaaaaan. You treat it like it is.

[soft_shelled]

Because it's not a human achievable size, so I have to be careful.

[noodleboi]

So I was right. Big enough to be a lethal weapon. Which is super sexy, by the way.

I like my nerds dangerous.

[soft_shelled]

I'm dangerous in other ways that actually mean something.

[noodleboi]

And I like all the ways you're dangerous.

[soft_shelled]

Now you're just lying to make me feel better.

[noodleboi]

No I'm not.

[soft_shelled]

You say that now, but...

[noodleboi]

Hey. Listen to me.

[He reaches out to take the turtle's hands in his.] You can be dangerous in a lot of ways and I will still like them. Because I like you. I want to earn your trust so you can show me the scary sides of you. So if you want, I can make sure you don't take them too far.

I like you and I mean all of you, Donnie.

[soft_shelled]

[And here he was going to start rubbing at his arm and scratching himself, but MK has a hold of his hands. So Donnie just squirms a little.]

I like you too MK, just... mmm.

[noodleboi]

Mmmm what? It's okay. Take your time. Do you need to make a powerpoint to explain it? I know those help you.

[soft_shelled]

It's nothing, really. [This is getting into emotional territory, and Donnie is bad with those.]

But thanks.