big fish ([personal profile] liltuna) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2024-08-07 04:11 pm

Is that in inches or centimeters?

 

 


what are they packing meme 🍆
A meme so basic, it hardly needs a clever introduction. We're talking about equipment. Tools. The hammer. The salami. The little friend.  The eggplant.

No eggplant? No problem. BDE takes many forms—no dick necessary. We all know that heavy are the hips that bear the strap. So, you know, we can pontificate about that size of that instead.



How to Play
— Leave a top-level comment with your character.
— Reply to others and guess their size. Guesses can be in inches, hand gestures, references to fruit/vegetables... The floor is yours.
— Be bad.

fujifilms: (pic#17319499)

[personal profile] fujifilms 2024-08-08 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
!

[ You actual dumbass! What the fuck did you say that for!? That response was so dense, light could bend around it!! ]

Not like-Not in the sense of-No. I meant. It's not about size. It wasn't-

[ YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE. ]
omake: (pic#17327133)

[personal profile] omake 2024-08-08 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HE'S MAKING IT WORSE. surely by now he's more than aware of the intensity of marin's imagination, especially when allowed to run loose like it currently is. her entire face has colored by now, but she's at least done a pretty good job of keeping all of her screaming internal.

for now, anyway. ]


Sure, yeah, no I totes get it. [ she lifts a hand to gesture towards a long refreshment table pressed up against an adjacent wall. the hand somehow manages not to shake. ] D'you eat yet?
fujifilms: (pic#17319502)

[personal profile] fujifilms 2024-08-08 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[ His appetite has magically disappeared, as well as any sense of dignity he had remaining. He can't recover from this conversation, so it's best he just pretend it never happened. ]

I think. I think I'm just gonna. I'm gonna go.

[ Is he turning into a ghost? Looks like he might float away ]
omake: (pic#17333834)

[personal profile] omake 2024-08-08 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ her hand drops to her side. he's leaving? ]

Already?

[ she hesitates, unsure. sure, she has as much right as anybody to be there, but if her presence is making this awkward for him...... he seemed more or less okay until she made herself known, after all. ]

I can go.

[ she shrugs. she is much more likely to find another one of these kinds of social events than takumi, anyway. since he went to the trouble of bringing himself here, it makes more sense he take advantage of it while he can, right? ]

I was on my way out when I saw you, anyway. [ it's... more or less the truth, actually. ]