Is that in inches or centimeters?

[liltuna]

 

what are they packing meme 🍆 A meme so basic, it hardly needs a clever introduction. We're talking about equipment. Tools. The hammer. The salami. The little friend.  The eggplant. No eggplant? No problem. BDE takes many forms—no dick necessary. We all know that heavy are the hips that bear the strap. So, you know, we can pontificate about that size of that instead. How to Play — Leave a top-level comment with your character. — Reply to others and guess their size. Guesses can be in inches, hand gestures, references to fruit/vegetables... The floor is yours. — Be bad.

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[worstwolverine]

Around there somewhere. [He responds flippantly. Out of all his problems, dick size is not one of them.]

[aspolyhymnia]

Assuming it works after all the drink.

[As if he’s the only one who tragically lost everyone he loved.]

Which sort of tragedy was it? War? Targeted violence?

[worstwolverine]

I recover quickly from being drunk.

Who said anything about a tragedy? Isn't that your area of expertise anyway. The Greek loved their tragedies.

[aspolyhymnia]

You’re a very bitter and angry superhero, of course there was a tragedy.

I was a nurse in both world wars, I keep falling in love with mortals, I’ve had a bit of tragedy.

[worstwolverine]

And I fought in both world wars. I say we have seen similair stuff. I'm not about to tell you my life story though bub.

[aspolyhymnia]

So we should at least get fucking plastered together then.

I don’t need your life story, but it’s nice to know someone who isn’t fragile.

[worstwolverine]

Fragile is the last thing I am sweetcheeks.

[aspolyhymnia]

Exactly. Maybe I’m the one that needs a friend that won’t die on me.

[worstwolverine]

Then chose a god. I'm not immortal. One day my healing won't save me. Then I'll be dead.

[aspolyhymnia]

I didn’t realise.

You’ll probably stick around longer than most.

[worstwolverine]

You didn't ask.

I'd say I've been around longer than most already. Few mutants have an enhanced healing factor like I do.

[aspolyhymnia]

I heal really quickly too, and I don’t die, but I sort of pass out for a few hours or days.

Waking up in a fucking funeral pyre sucks very bad.

[worstwolverine]

Can't say I've been through something like that.

[aspolyhymnia]

Probably for the best. It’s a rough one.

Do you feel pain the same as you used to?

[worstwolverine]

There isn't any "before". You're born a mutant. I feel pain the same as most do. But I grown a higher tolerance over the decades.

[aspolyhymnia]

I thought you might have been like captain America or whatever, and I don’t mean that offensively.

[worstwolverine]

There's a big difference between mutants and other "superheroes". You'd be wise to remember that.

[aspolyhymnia]

[she nods. She hadn’t often gotten involved with hero types mutant or otherwise]

Which of the names people call you do you actually prefer?

[worstwolverine]

Logan works fine.

[aspolyhymnia]

Logan.

[she lightly nudges him with her elbow]

Stella, or if you want to go old- Polyhymnia.

[worstwolverine]

Pleasure.

[aspolyhymnia]

Is it? Am I growing on you?

[She offers him the second flask, still mostly full]

[worstwolverine]

You're still annoying me.

[aspolyhymnia]

But now with drinks!

[it wasn’t a no, per say]

[worstwolverine]

Doesn't make me like you more.